This Night Owl Blog has given so much!
It is a fun place, we don't bash and we have fun being "tedious"!
We offer advice, give love, lots of free food and an open forum which can be about anything that is important, thought provoking or just plain silly.
And sometimes we just March (some to different drummers, but all together). :)
It is not about a single person, it is about all the people on any given day blended together.....Goldie!
It was July and I had nothing to post on the blog for the next day. I was talking to Michael on the phone and he was going thru his "stuff" trying to find something for me. He came upon this and read it to me. I laughed because only he could make this funny. I told him to send it to me and I'd post it in December. Then I prayed he'd still be with us. He's not here physically, but I know he's with us in spirit~
Well God certainly had a sense of humor….sending Joseph
and Mary into JRS….losing their luggage…and where the only way to get to
Bethlehem was by renting a donkey….. and the only one available was so broken down
it could only carry one….making Mary have to walk becauseof Joseph’s club foot……yeah…that’s a little
Only to arrive and find their hotel reservation botched
so that they had to stay in a barn with farm animals!
And then to top it all off only 3 people show up for the
baby shower…..late…..so Mary is having to open gifts and put on her happy face
after walking all the way from JRS…having her luggage lost and having to stay
in a barn……pretty remarkable woman I’d say.
Mary: oh look Joe……frankincense…..ya know…I was just
saying to Joe the other day that we needed to pick up some of this! We are
Joe: that’s right honey…you did say that! Thanks King
Mary: oh and what have we here? MYRRH!!! Well you
certainly can’t have enough of this around with a new baby!!
Joe: that’s for sure! Thanks King Melchior!
At this point Mary is becoming a little disgruntled at
the selection of gifts…..I mean…not a single “Swaddle”™ or anything else baby
But King Balthasar still hadn’t handed over his gift……and
when he did and Mary opened it and saw that it was just a lump of gold….that
OK! Party’s over! Get out! I don’t care if you traversed
field and fountain, moor and 100 friggin mountains! Get out! And don’t leave the way
you came……my luck you will tip off that fucker King Herod!
I am tired, I am dirty, and if you hadn’t noticed….Jesus
Thanks for coming……nice seeing you…….buh-bye!!!!!!!
Joseph: yes dear? Mary: get away from that goat
and Rub my feet!!!!!