by Dianne
These fit so well they should be in a dictionary. I like the wrinkles description, how about you?
ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after.
COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.
INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.
And MY Personal Favorite!!
WRINKLES:
Something other people have,
Similar to my character lines.
23 comments:
Good morning! :)
I'M A WRINKLE. LOL
GRANNY TG
Good Morning!!
DIANNE: I think Mr Z would like 'Tomorrow' the best..My fave is 'cannibal'..and 'chicken' kinda made me shudder. You know though..it's 'yawn' that this Valium voice is most familiar with..LOL! Cute blog DI, thanks for the smiles! :)
BEBBI: Hello Sunshine! You look gorgeous this morning! :)
Hi TAMPA GRANNY!
Well it looks like we've sprung over Spring and are sliding right into Summer...it's going to be 96 today and 98 tomorrow! MO..I tried hard to send some of this heat your way..but my fanner is wearing out! I would like nothing more than to send you 20 or 30 degrees! I'll try again later!
Time to check the farms..ugh to the English one..it's making me crazy..and then find something quiet to do until Mr Z wakes up! Have a nice day everyone!
Shhhhh! I am hidig from the Schwan man. I am tying to be frugal with my money, so I can go on some fun vacations this summer, plus get a car, and start on those darn windows.
I always feel soooooo guilty when I don't buy from the Schwan guy, so I am hiding in the basement. Shhhhhhhh.....
Happy Thursday Owls.
Dianne, I love these cutisms. I have definitely been a member of some committees that meet this definition and I am the perfect example of an adult.
Bebbi, looking good sliding in at first.
Tampagranny, hello.
Zona, Yawn LOL
Iteach, Don't feel guilty about hiding from the Schwan man. Just tell him you're seeing someone else. :)
Good afternoon, HOoters!
Bebbi Congrats on being the early bird today. You are looking oh, so fine.
TG Just one giant one? LOL
Zona The card! ROFLMAO! Very clever. Thank you.
Jennifer Practice saying no. It becomes easier with time.
SacBarb Good advice about the Schwann man. I hope he doesn't get a broken heart. LOL
I'm an adult!!!
DIANNE these are great!!
ZONA...sorry your fanner is not working too well!
TG...hello!
Waving at all of the Glories!
I know! The card! Zona, I tore it limb from limb... LOL! Thanks!
I liked the chicken one,tomorrow and wrinkles. Very funny Dianne!!
Just lin how was your day?
Good night everyone!! Hey lets do something to Mary and Tina's rooms before they get back! We could nail all the furniture to the ceiling! Anyone got a hammer?
30 days left of tax season!!!!
Can someone please tell me why a person would walk into an office clearly marked Liberty Tax Service and ask if we do tax returns? I swear if one more person does that I will look at them and say "NO we only do massages here."
I double dare you Shirley!!
SHIRLEY...I triple dog dare you...and you have to say yougive massages with a happy ending!!!!!
Hi...thanks for all the comments today. I thought you all would enjoy these little definitions. I was just talking to ZONA about those darn yawns last night!
Just came home from a play that was kind of cute. It was in our package and probably nothing we would have picked without it being in there. It was okay but nice to get out for dinner and show with my two friends. Tomorrow night I am going to George Strait and Reba concert. It is a late birthday present for me from a good friend. Now that will be fun!!! Be ready to hear me singing ....... loud.
Good at first again BEBBI. You are setting your record higher each day.
Hello to everyone else as I am heading off to bed now....Yawn.....lol night
Happy april fools day
Dianne: Enjoyed those..very fun. I am sorry I didn't get back here yesterday!
Tampagranny: Good to see you!
Zona: Wow, sounds nice there..It's getting better here too but not that much better!
Happy April Fool's Day everyone.
Iteach: I can relate. I am going to be frugal too. I want to go to San Fran in September. And, I am going to get down on it with mystery shops and really watch my money. My daughter is graduating from college. The first girl on my side of the family and it breaks my heart I can't celebrate and buy her a nice gift. She really deserves it, but she understands.
I hope everyone has an awesome April Fool's Day..don't be fooled..... :)
Take care.
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