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Sunday, March 13, 2011

~ Tonight I'm F**king You ~

by Tina~in_ut







I was on the phone in the car talking to someone about the Cee Lo Green and P!nk songs with the word F**k in them.  My kids, who I thought weren't listening, piped in and said that I left out Enrique Iglesias' song.  I had no idea what they were talking about especially since I listen to him and I'd never heard a song like that.  I figured it must be a really old song.  Wrong!  I love this song.  Just didn't know there was a version like this~

82 comments:

DeeDee said...

BAM!!

DeeDee said...

Kids don't have a chance these days....

I saw a commercial the other day about relief for people with gas and they were actually farting...

As far as entertainment goes....comedians like Carol Burnet...Red Skelton....the best of all time never uttered a curse word in their acts...

Same with the music industry...I'd like to hear what some of the "Greats" think of this type thing.....I don't think its necessary....matter of fact I put it right up there with tattoos...

trashy...

I wonder if we will be hearing these songs on American Idol? Maybe Pia could do Pinks song....

rolls eye...

DeeDee said...

and!

I heard that on this day in 1781 that my anus was discovered!!

Now was that really necessary? Its not even funny...as a matter of fact its a stupid thing to say...

oops! excuse me for a moment...

answers phone...

"what? ..not my anus? Uranus!? Ok thanks..."


ok I'm back...oh! On that anus thing....nevermind...

Maureen said...

Good morning feathered friends!

DEEDLE DEE...nice shoes! I agree, somethings don't need to be so obvious. Nothing is left to the imagination anymore.
Happy Birthday to your anus!

TINA...I was watching Jimmy Kimmel (I think it was him) and he said that Cee Lo has a follow-up song to Fu@k You. It's called...And the horse you rode in on! I love that expression!

JANICE...How are you today? WOuld you tell TINA that I will even learn something about nASScar if she comes back! And I will listen to Keith Urban songs for her, too!

Lynn D said...

Morning glories!

Well if that doesn't just Fuck All!

Sounds like a theme song for Corporate America.

Waving at my Mo and Deedee!

bonachichi said...

Well I think all this funk about language is much ado about nothing. It wouldn't be fun if it weren't bad, so remove the fun from it and people will speak intelligently again.

There is no need for space travel if all you want is some anus. A bunch of us were in Mianus in Connecticut. Yes, there was room for all of us!

They have some cool things in Mianus. Boat engines and sausages, for starters. I'm not sure which came first; the engines with their put-putting or the sausages, which are choc-full of um, meat. Watch out for the river in Mianus, though. It's brown and very polluted. Sometimes it even floods all through Mianus.

So it's a fun place to play, but I wouldn't want to live there.

sacBarb said...

Good morning or afternoon or whatever it is with this time change.

Just popping in before heading out to a card class.

I can remember (because I'm so old) when a song was banned on the radio if it had 'make love' in the lyric. We certainly have come a long way.

Waving a wing to all he Owls. Have a good day. BBL

Mary/MI said...

Tina, what is it about Sundays that brings out the naughty in you?? Well, there is a message in there somewhere lol!!
I loved it 'cept when he turned the station on my "Good Ship Lolly Pop" song!!
Have a good day all....

Just_Lin said...

Tina I wonder who will choose that song for their first dance at their wedding reception? Their parents will be so proud. LOL

Just_Lin said...

DeeDee Well you are lookin' mighty fine today, and classy, too. All except for that birthday candle you forgot to remove from your anus.

Just_Lin said...

MO LOL @ and the horse you rode in on. It's a funny saying, isn't it? Poor horse...just an innocent bystander. LOL

Just_Lin said...

LynnD I hope you can have a nice relaxing day today.

Just_Lin said...

Bonach I am upset that my weight is up a couple of lbs today and then I see your avatar. Are you sure you're eating enough?

Just_Lin said...

SacBarb I thought I slept in too late when I looked over at the clock and it was almost 11. Then I realized that it was almost noon! Yikes!

Just_Lin said...

Mary I don't think it's just Sundays that brings out the naughty in Tina. I wrote to her but she didn't respond so I guess I'm one of the ones she's really pissed at but I don't know why. :(

Maureen said...

JUST LIN...me too :(

I slept and slept and woke up again at 3:00...but it was already 4! I haven't even eaten yet...except for 2 Thin Mint cookies! Had to run out to make it to the library.

iteach said...

All righty ladies, is it the sign of the times, should we should just communicate on Facebook.

Everyone is currently on here and who use to be on here is currently over their.

Thoughts..........

iteach said...

It seems lke this blog is dieing a slow death........:(

whabbear said...

LOL@ all this anus talk!

And... yes... I can add to it. Do you all remember Hymenoptera from the Rossblog? Hy spotted a t-shirt in New York a couple of years back and sent it to me... she knew I had to have it!

It's plain black with the following message:

I'm not an Astronaut, but I will send a probe to Uranus!

I LOVE LOVE LOVE it, and wore it last night at the BNP Paribas Open; we had tickets to the day and night sessions.

I got only one actual verbal response to it, a stranger who told he he loved my T-shirt. But you can see all kinds of people reading it!

Huz is absolutely mortified that I wear it out in public! LOL!

whabbear said...

Jennifer: I, for one, would be very saddened if the nest blew down. I guess the question is, are Tina and Shirley and Barb and everybody who's shoring it up with the blogs OK with continuing to do that?

whabbear said...

Or, to put it succinctly, to lose the Nest would be a fucking shame!

iteach said...

Very good points Whabby, but I will play the devil advocate here, because I have felt like the devil lately.

People get busy, get their feelings hurt, etc.... but everyone has time for Facebook. They are already on their playing games, chatting with relatives & childhood friends etc....is it redundant to be on here too?

DeeDee said...

usually when I am on FB I am busy farming....

and its not at all the same thing...FB is like flying coach and this is First Class...or Business Class at least...with in flight entertainment!

it may be able to accommodate more passengers but even when its full its a far cry from the goyim crawling over 200 seats in the back....geesh...

Jennifer...have you suffered a blow to the head recently?

Lynn D said...

Afternoon Glories!

I thought I would answer for me. I am having quite a time right now trying to get my menopause and meds under control. It is turning into a slow process and I am still not feeling close to "Normal" well normal for me.

I do check in to the nest everyday even if I don't always comment. I agree with Whabby it is up to those that are helping to keep it up and running and I would hate to see it go away.

I know I have not contributed much of late but I am hoping to get my sanity back soon so I can concentrate more still feeling that disconnection. Not just here but in real life too.

iteach said...

DeeDee not to the head, just my heart. It doesn't seem to pump like it use too. :(

Dianne/Denver said...

I would feel horrible if the nest wasn't there as it is always a big part of my day and I so appreciate anyone that sends in blogs and Tina for keeping it up

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Regarding this blog, I will stay with it until it's last breath!

It's true that we are all over on FB, but the Nest, to me, feels like home. I can come here, kick back and put my feet up, or rant and rave about work and not be afraid a client or co-worker will see my post like on FB. Oh, I know this is still the internet and everyone has access to it but it feels more secluded than that, like a secluded Mansion in the hills. I don't know if that makes sense to anyone but it's how I feel. So Jennifer my thought is to stay here until I'm the last one. I hope you stick around too.

(((HUGS))) to Carol.
(((HUGS))) to Tina.
**sticks tongue out at DeeDee**

Just_Lin said...

I would really hate to see the nest disappear. I don't really communicate on FB. I'm only there to play the games. This is totally different here. I don't give much of myself at all on FB. Here is where I feel comfortable sharing real feelings. I know I could do better to help keep this going by writing more blogs and I will give a sincere effort at doing that.

Tina, Carol, Goldie, Jodi, Lois and anyone else who I may be temporarily overlooking, please come back and join us. I know we all get busy with our daily lives, and sometimes there are urgent situations that we need to attend to, but when you can, please hurry back. It would be a shame to lose the friendships that we have developed here.

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

So what the f**k's up with this song? Tina I'm going to have to go on a video hunt for you. Two weeks in a row and you f**ckin come up with f**ked up videos like this. What kind of a f**king example are you setting for your kids...oh, wait a minute...they told you about this one didn't they? Ok just ignore my whole post...sweet, wonderful, lovely Tina!!
**backs out of the room quickly**

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

((HUGS)) Just Lin!

Just_Lin said...

(((HUGS))) Shirley ! :)

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

DeeDee how can you get your feet in those shoes? I thought you had corns...get it...you invented corn...corns on you feet...get it?!!
HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA! OMG I'm hilarious!!!!!! HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Muah Just Lin!!!

Just_Lin said...

A nest, besides being a place for a bird to lay her eggs, is also described as being "a refuge" and "a snug retreat". That's how I think of this nest.

sacBarb said...

I'm back and have read all the comments and I agree with Shirley. I feel so much more comfortable here saying things I would not say on FB. In fact, I haven't even been on FB yet today. But I guess it's really up to Tina who is the one who has to put the blog up everyday.

Tina??? Your opinion!

iteach said...

I stirred up the pot didn't I ?!

I hope I didn't make anyone too mad, I just thought I would throw it out there and see what people would say.

Don't get me wrong, I have been here since day one. This place has and always will have a special place in my heart. However, nothing seems to last forever anymore.

bonachichi said...

I don't think the nest is going away. We're all still writing blogs.

Just_Lin; my avatar is more about being locked in vaults and chambers during my work day. We can't get out unless a someone lets us out. I keep worrying that they won't let me out and I'll still be sitting there, at the flippin' computer, working away.

Just_Lin said...

Jennifer No one is mad. Well, maybe, as in "crazy". LOL But no one is angry. It was a legitimate question.

Just_Lin said...

Bonach Yikes! I think that would worry me, not being able to get out if I wanted to.

bonachichi said...

Oh, and I think maybe Tina's on hiatus. We all do it. Break away for a short while, then jump right back in. It's a busy time for the airlines, yes?

As far as FB; Sure it's great. But do you really want to broadcast the fact that you have uncontrollable gas to the FaceWorld? Not me.

Just_Lin said...

Bonach Good point. :)

bonachichi said...

Just_Lin; Yes. It's unsettling, yes. But necessary.

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

No Jennifer I'm not mad. You didn't stir up anything, you just spoke out loud what others weren't able to. The blog has certainly changed from the 200,300,400 comments we once got on a daily basis, but that's ok. It's not the quanity of posts we want but the quality of people behind them. I know what I mean but not sure that statement conveys it.

bonachichi said...

I did send Tina a special blog. I dare her to publish it!

iteach said...

So in other words from what I have been gathering for the past week , Don't worry about Tina, she is not mad at anyone. She just needs a break. I think that is what I am getting if I'm understanding everyone's messages.

iteach said...

Also,it is good to fart here. :):)

iteach said...

I do like how DeeDee compared this to First Class. That does have a nice feeling to it.

I'm off to pick my kids up from their sperm donor. See now, I can't say that on Facebook.

Just_Lin said...

Jennifer ROFLMAO!!!!

Zona said...

Hi Guys!!

TINA: I just have one question..What's the extra asterisk for? Or is f*** spelled differently these days? ;D

JENNIFER: I think you bring up a thought..or maybe worry is a better word..that's at the back of every-one's mind when we see days with limited comments. I promised a long time ago that as long as there was a blog..I'd be here..and I will. FB is nice..but it's too big for real conversation. The nest is more like a group of friends just sitting around the living room talking..and I like that. :)

Now who's going to make the drinks? ;)

Just_Lin said...

I am watching footage from Japan. It is a nightmare. It makes me want to weep.

Zona said...

BONACHI: Uh oh..you probably shouldn't dare TINA to do anything..LOL!!

MO: Learn the name Kevin Harvick..that's all you will need to know about NASCAR...evah... ;)

SHIRLEY: It makes perfect sense! LOL@ corns!!

SACBARB: Please go over to FB I need Watering Cans!! :D

MARY: I hope you're feeling better!

FROM 51:

DIANNE: Thank you for saving me..or at least trying to! :D

SACBARB, J/LIN and MO: You're welcome!! LOL!

J/LIN: I won't be swimming for at least a couple months..the water is still too cold. I wish I could though..especially with the 90 degrees they are forecasting for Wednesday! I'll be out in the driveway blowing warm air to anyone that needs it! ;D

Waving HI to LYNN, DEEDEE and BEAR!

Gotta go shred..have a nice night everyone..and MO, remember..KEVIN HARVICK!! :D

DeeDee said...

I didn't realize how much damage was done in California...I posted about that young man who was swept away and killed in Klamath. And an article said over $17 million in damage in Crescent city.

Some commenter's on that article are acting like Californians are whiners because they are reacting (naturally) to their boat being sank or torn up....

Yes Japan is unreal....but at the same time what happened in Crescent City is going to change the lives of those who live there and the economy of that small town....

DeeDee said...

...glares at Shirley and Zona...

Maureen said...

I will be here till there is no more here to be. There are times when we all need a break or life gets in the way of living, but this is "home". I know there is a lot of effort that has to go into publishing day after day, and I won't abandon the efforts that TINA and CAROL have put into it. facebook is a fun place to drop a comment or two, but I would not be participating in running commentary there.

JENNIFER, I know you mean well. It is just kinda odd that you brought it up, considering you can for weeks on end and not post here. It is NOT meant as a jab, but just a testimonial to the fact that we have lives outside of the nest that can sometimes take our time from here. I'm glad you are posting here again. And glad you have a safe haven to call the kids dad their sperm donor!!!

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

FYI...it has been 13 years ago today that I quit smoking. I broke up 2 1/2 paks of cigarettes and that was that. I smoked for 20 years.

Nighty night Owls! Don't forget to watch Amazing Race!

Maureen said...

SHIRLEY...congrats! Sweet dreams

iteach said...

Maureen when I took my break no one thought twice of it. I have way too much crap going on in my life.

So when I came back, I hear everyone searching for Tina andI was just trying to figre out if she was on break like I did or if there was more of an issue that needed to be addressed.

Speaking my mind doesn't mean I am right, I was just inquirying.

Lord knows, I have been wrong about a lot lately.

iteach said...

Good for you Shirley!!!

Just_Lin said...

Shirley Yay for you! On the 23rd it will be 5 yrs for me. I had smoked since I was 17, 42 yrs! Oh, I LOVE the Amazing Race and never miss it if at all possible.

Just_Lin said...

Jennifer I did think twice about it but I knew you had a whole lot of stuff on your plate to deal with. Stopping in here was not high on your priorities, I'm sure. I am really glad to seee you back, though. :)

Just_Lin said...

DeeDee A little farther down the coast from me, in Santa Cruz, CA, they had millions of dollars in damaage to their harbor and boats, too. We are lucky that the boats that completely sank were pleasure craft. I say lucky, because they don't carry near the amount of fuel as the fishing and other type boats.

DeeDee said...

yes...J/L..they were in a hurry to get those boats out of the water because of the fuel...

You and Shirley are making me want a cigarette.....hell I always want a cigarette...guess I always will..lol

Jennifer...don't be an anus! Everyone here adores you and supports you...if you happen to return from hiatus and everyone is focusing on something else all you have to do is say..."ah..Hello! I just walked in the door after being gone! Could we focus all attention in MY direction for a bit please!?"

I didn't really think about you having been gone because I get little reminders of you everyday...I see ur FB posts and I may get bananas or something for a farm or island...so...for me its an easy mistake....

But don't ever forget....I am always wishing you the best...

HEY SHIRLEY!!? GOT A LIGHT!?"

Mary/MI said...

Good evening hooters! I am feeling better this evening. My throat is still a little sore from all the dripping boogers/sinus.
I have been AOL a lot and hoped you all understood. After my Bro. passed away nothing on the internet,blogs,farms,etc. seemed to matter. I was zoned out. Maybe Tina is zoning out from a loss of some kind,or life getting in the way.
As long as she write the blogs (hey, she does write on them lol). I will assume she is ok and will be back.
I love this place,(except for the politicking). It is my lifeline to you wonderful women, you too Whabby :). FB is more of a mind escape for me. Shirley, you always crack me up here & there!
Ok, I am rambling on, or as someone once said " I am being tedious" lol!!
Later Ladies!!! ( Dang Whabby, I keep forgetting you're the "Lone Hanger"!! ;-)

Maureen said...

I guess I get the bitch of the day award.

Good night and sweet dreams to all

Mary/MI said...

MO!!!!! I think I wore that badge today!
I gave Mr Mary "what for". When he was sick a few days ago I was nursing him & running my arse getting him hot toddies, drugs, special meals etc. While I was down & out he was expecting the same... doofis lol!! He looked pretty sheepish when I scolded him! Men!

iteach said...

Mary & Maureen I think I am wearing the bitch tiara.

Anyone want to wear it? I will gladly pass it on.

Dianne/Denver said...

U r my sweetie of the day MO

iteach said...

BTW Mo, why do you think you are wearing that badge?

sacBarb said...

Jennifer, we have no bitch of the day here, cause we are all bitches and proud of it.

Shirley and J/L and Lynn and all who have quit smoking, a big CONGRATS to you. I quit in 1974.

Mary/MI said...

Just wondering. If we who have Va JayJays are called biotches, what do they call the ones with the tally waggers???

Mary/MI said...

Good 69er Sacy :)

DeeDee said...

Mary! ...you honkie! I know u r talking about my political views!!


steals Mary's purse...runs from room sobbing...

Just_Lin said...

DeeDEe I think you'll find lots of tissues in that purse to wipe your tears with. Just don't use the used ones.

Jodi said...

Good morning HOoters!

JENNIFER - Welcome back! I admit that I'm a wayward owl, and yes "life" does get in the way, but ALWAYS feel welcomed when I do post.

Jodi said...

I do love it here, and would hate for it to just not "be" anymore. I appreciate the friendships that I have here more than you know. It is my safe haven.....to laugh, cry, fart, march, WHATEVER!! No judging, and for that I thank you all ♥

Jodi said...

I've always been known as the "phone ho"....;) And damn proud of it!! You may choose to not answer....or return a call, but I do "reach out" when I can....just to let you know that I'm thinking of you!!

Jodi said...

Sending a "group grope" out to DEE DEE, MO, LYNN, BONACHICHI, BARB, MARY, SLIN, JENNIFER, WHABBY, DIANNE, SHIRLEY & ZONA ♥

TINA, CAROL, GOLDIE, LOIS.....still luv u 4!!!

Just_Lin said...

HOdi You are the prettiest Ho, evah!

Just_Lin said...

HOdi Thanks for the grope. :)

Jodi said...

SLIN - Why thank you...*she says blushing* ♥

Jodi said...

SLIN - And you're welcome.....♥

Jodi said...

Time to hoist and rinse!! I hope you all have a good night/day ♥