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Saturday, May 28, 2011

~Finally: A Book on Understanding Women~

by Tina~in_ut

27 comments:

Michael said...

BAMM!!

Michael said...

Good morning!!!

and thats volume 1 of 50...right?

Tina~in_ut said...

Shuddup!!!!! U AND ur rat!!!!!!!!

iteach said...

Good morning everyone!

Very funny picture today Tina. :)

Well one year ago today the dingaling walked out the front door and never looked back.

I so don't like this weekend. ;(

But chin up iteach!

iteach said...

Anyone doing anything fun this weekend?

Tina~in_ut said...

I am, iteach.......I'm werkin'~

Tinka said...

Good Morning Tina, Michael and Iteach.

Tinka said...

Iteach - I think I know how you are feeling today. Unpleasant anniversaries can last for a long time. You are lucky you have your beautiful children around you to distract you. (((Hugs)))

Tinka said...

Funny picture Tina and just as funny comment Michael. I think men are hard to understand. How big would that book have to be I wonder?

Tinka said...

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Tinka said...

Happy Memorial Day Weekend. Please stay safe. We had our big weekend so we are off to the farm for a quiet restful one. See you all on Monday.

Michael said...

me! me! me!

I'm doing something fun!!

Its Saturday so I shall bathe and scrape my feet!! And I put on clean underwear every Saturday!! ...whether I need it or not!!

I always look forward to clean underwear....and I KNOW you all are wondering...boxers or briefs....

Well I don't mean to brag but I need the support of a brief. If you have ever been in the presence of a man when he has everything swinging free in boxers and he accidently sits down on his nuts you know what I mean.....when its cold its not so bad because the balls draw up to the body for warmth but when it is hot out those things will drop a foot to get away from the body's heat and thats when the danger is greater. Kinda like snakes....if it is the time of year to be concerned about snakebites ...its the time of year to be concerned about sitting on your Huevos Rancheros!

YE OUCHHHHHHHH!!!!

Tina~in_ut said...

Orrrrrrrrrrrrr.......you wear briefs so when u shart, it is contained............and u don't leave a mess everywhere! :D

Michael said...

and that is correct also....but mushed nuttz are more common...

I don't like that word... common.. when referencing myself....but with you its ok...you always seem to have your finger on the pulse of the common man...among other places..

and you should know how much I admire that....

You have 2 sons and a husband...I'll bet yall have at least one smushed nut a week! Thats 7 days and 6 nuts...

OMG! I had better shuddup! I just thought that with all that testosterone in the house when your Aunt Flo arrives what it must be like on the "inside"...

Almost makes me want to pray!!

Michael said...
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Michael said...

Do YOU know what time it is!!??

its time for the "SONG O THE DAY"

todays selection is a tune from "Bye Bye Birdie"...

Put On A Happy Face!!

Gray skies are gonna clear up,
Put on a happy face;

Brush off the clouds and cheer up,
Put on a happy face.

Take off the gloomy mask of tragedy,
It's not your style;
You'll look so good that you'll be glad
Ya' decide to smile!

Pick out a pleasant outlook,
Stick out that noble chin;
Wipe off that "full of doubt" look,
Slap on a happy grin!

And spread sunshine all over the place,
Just put on a happy face!
Put on a happy face
Put on a happy face

And if you're feeling cross and bitterish
Don't sit and whine
Think of banana split and licorice
And you'll feel fine

I knew a girl so glooming
She'd never laugh or sing
She wouldn't listen to me
Now she's a mean old thing

So spread sunshine all over the place

Just put on a happy..
put on a happy...

bring it home now...

When the red red robin comes
bop bopitty boppin along...

heres the big finale...

JUST PUT ON A HAPPY FAAAAACE!!

Michael said...

the delete was mine....just a couple of glitches in Song O The Day

Just_Lin said...

It's still morning here, so good morning, Hoooooooters!

I'm still unable to post a comment using my BlackBerry. I guess Dianne is having the same trouble. I do believe she has a BlackBerry, too. Is anyone else having issues about posting using their phone?

Just_Lin said...

Michael You are looking extra cute today. Hey, regarding a book about understanding men: all the men would claim it was way bigger than it really is.

Just_Lin said...

Tina I see the little dog beat you to the punch today. Those little dogs are always faster than they look.

Just_Lin said...

iteach Think of this weekend as your liberation from a total jackass. :)

Just_Lin said...

Tinka Have a lovely and relaxing time at the farm.

whabbear said...

Jennifer: Hugs to you on this bittersweet anniversary!

And, yes, owls, I can relate to Michael's descriptions! It always seems to happen to me when I've just put my jeans on and am leaning over to tie my shoelaces!

Meanwhile, fun, wow! Flew down to Palm Springs after work yesterday and am here until Tuesday AM.

OH! Pardon me, have to scratch the lower right side of my scrotum...

OK, where was I? Oh yeah, fun in Palm Springs! Off to a cocktail party tonight after going for a long walk in the heat. I may even take a (very rare for me now) hit of pot to spice it up!

iteach said...

I bought flowers for myself today to be positive!

Tinka enjoy your quiet weekend.

Michael enjoy scraping your feet. :)

Tina enjoy work!

Bear enjoy your recreational activities.

J/L what will you be doing today?

iteach said...

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Michael said...

Whabbear!!

YOU LEAN OVER AND TIE YOUR OWN SHOELACES!?

did you have traditional wedding vows? You know...better or worse...sickness and health...bending and stooping??

Tina~in_ut said...

Went to a fun graduation party today...then to a crappy mass! Can't stand that priest but the hubby put his foot down and said we must go there! ugh!!!! I feel like I haven't even gone to mass yet this weekend!!!!!!!!~

iteach~ I'm sad for you....i remember that weekend...I SO wanted to meet you and that dork blew everything!!!!! Big fat kiss~

Bear~ How come the huz isn't scratching for you?~ ija~

J/L~ I prayed for ur mom~

Miguelito~ I prayed A LOT for you~