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Tuesday, May 24, 2011

~ Italian Altar Boy's Confession ~

by Tina~in_ut


'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.'

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?'

'Yes, Father, it is.'

'And who was the girl you were with?'

'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.'

 

'Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'

'I cannot say.'

'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'

'I'll never tell.'

'Was it Nina Capelli?'

'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'

'Was it Cathy Piriano?'

'My lips are sealed.'

'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'

'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'

The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that.  But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'

Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?'

'Four months’ vacation and five good leads ...'

25 comments:

Tina~in_ut said...

Good Moaning~

whabbear said...

LOL, Tina! Of course, we know why the priest wanted the alter boy to confess the name... then he would have asked the boy for details about what they did, and his breathing would have deepened, and then, and then...

Oh, I just can't go on!

Bebbi said...

Tina: Good morning!! Love that one..very funny!! :)

Whabby: LOL! and good morning!

Michael said...

ho ho ho ho ho...

did this happen to Lambo recently? Great way to fill ur little black book!

lol at Whabbear....you know I think they had to take down the confessional stall dividers and doors....to make sure the priests behave....most of them were riddled with hallelujah holes anyway...

Hi Bebbi...what does ashtabula mean to you....

Michael said...

are you all watching the goings on of Obamas state visit to England?

Some of it is hilarious...and I mean that in a good way....

I love that the Queen is stood outside her own house holding her handbag... Brilliant!!

She is a hoot!

Bebbi said...

It means a place along US 90 which I drove past quite a few times in my life..why? and, it means Lake Erie!

What does it mean to you? lol

Tinka said...

7

Tinka said...

It has taken me a half hour to type "7" and an hour before that to sign in. I will be back later after my nap.

Tinka said...

9

Tinka said...

10

Michael said...

Oh nothing Bebbi....I just ran across that word and thought it was funny...sounds like a phrase from that Cinderella song that the fairy godmother sings....

ashtabula...yagalazoola...
bippity boppity pow!

Booga ka booga now make it sizzle..

Bippity boppity POW!!

Bebbi said...

Michael: LOL..I think it's Bippity Boppity Boo... now POW! :) ha ha.

Ashtabula, yes, I can see where it would fit that song well.

It's cold up-n-nat part of the country. :)

Bebbi said...

"now" should have been "not" my proofreader is on the fritz.

Bebbi said...

Tinka,
I couldn't log in with my regular ID all morning, it's finally working. I hope you had a nice nap.

Tina~in_ut said...

Guess what?

Tina~in_ut said...

J/L just texted........

Tina~in_ut said...

She can't get into the nest......

Tina~in_ut said...

.....but she wanted me to say hi for her.....

Tina~in_ut said...

.....and she wanted to tell me how pretty I am.... I'm sure she'd say that if she were here!

Michael said...

My blood sugar was 425 this morning...

might explain why I have been so weak....ya think?

Lynn D said...

Hi Everyone.

The Doctor finally called today and Eva does not need surgery!!! There is a small area that is fusing a bit soon but the other parts of her skull are open and flexible at this point. As long as everything stays that way and symmetrical then the brain has room to expand and grow. Yay!!!

Thank you for your prayers and positive thoughts! Muwahhhh!

Maureen said...

LYNN...that is the most wonderful news!! YAY! WOW! HOORAY! Keep the good news coming!!

TINA...that was hilarious! I'm positive JL would have mentioned just how pretty you are!

BEBBI...Ashtabula is about an hour from me...northeast. And yes it gets COOOOOOLD and SNOOOOOOOWY there!

Maureen said...

I saw Elaine tonight. She looks good. She had to have a blood transfusion last night and she is still in ICU, but she said her numbers were better today and she is hoping she can go home on Friday. Then I will move into her house and take care of her for a week or two.

whabbear said...

Lynn D: That is VERY good news!

Tina~in_ut said...

J/L still can't post.......pissing her off.....very happy about Lynn's news about Eva.......still no news about her mom's cat scan........ :(

Also......she confirmed that I am VERY, VERY pretty! :D