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Wednesday, May 18, 2011

~ The Wife ~

by Tina~in_ut

The police come to the front door of a house one night holding a picture of a man's wife.
 

The Constable said, “Is this your wife, sir?”
 

Shocked, he answered, “Yes.”
 

They said, “We’re afraid it looks like she’s been hit by a bus.”
 

He said, “Yeah, I know, but she has a lovely personality & she’s good with the kids.”

41 comments:

Bebbi said...

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Bebbi said...

Ohh..good morning All!

Bebbi said...

I hope everyone has a good day! :)

whabbear said...

LOL! Tina, that made me laugh!

Good morning, Bebbi!

Bebbi said...

Good morning Whabby!! :)

Tinka said...

Hey Bebbi. You made first. Good for you.

Tinka said...

Hi Whabbear - I just finished reading and commenting on your post on Facebook (written nine hours ago) about that certain senator. I still find it hard to believe anyone could be that mean.

Tinka said...

It is a beautiful warm sunny day here. I am sitting on my deck (with my "fur babies" napping beside me), drinking my orange juice, watching Regis and cruising the web. This is what I call a lovely morning. It sure beats rushing off to school. I love retirement so much.

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whabbear said...

Tinka: To deliberately try to put into place legislation whose goal is to limit and reduce another human being's opportunity to find, establish, and maintain a life partner is just mind-boggling to me. Imagine deliberately trying to enhance human loneliness and social isolation. The cruelty is nothing short of astonishing! And these people call themselves Christians, and argue that they are doing God's will?

Tinka said...

Oh I forgot to say "Cute story Tina". Thanks for the laugh.

Tinka said...

Whabbear - If that senator wants to keep anyone from being at the life partners's bedside when he or she is dying in hospital then I can't see any hope of changing his ignorant ways.

Michael said...

hi everyone...

I have an idea....and you know I make myself sick over all the hate and ignorance...

I say we build a wall around Texas ..Ark...Tenn...La...Miss...Ala....
and this is where the mean ignorant people will live....

The rest of us will enjoy both coasts...as well as Florida and the Caribbean....and of course our neighbors to the north... Canada...

They get a large portion of the Mexican border and we still have our share for our friends from the South...

They won't be able to enjoy travel or ANY movement outside their new world. They can start from the bottom up making their own laws and such and we will see how much time passes before their civilization dies off....

and I think we should call them...oh I don't know...what? Republicans maybe? No! I've got it...we can call them THE OTHERS..."

I know its an outlandish idea...but does anyone have a better one rather than giving them the "Bin Laden Treatment?"

Since we obviously can't stop the spreading around of hate and ignorance....at least we could cage it...

I will bet you money that if the person who wrote the dang bible had any idea that their writing was going to be so misquoted and misused....and cause people to act like fools that that person would have probably written a musical or something fun....

Michael said...

on a lighter note...

have you all checked out Princess Beatrice's Royal Wedding hat on eBay?

So far the bidding is $30,000. And the money will go to UNICEF and Children In Crisis...both Charities....

There is a note from HRH and lots of info on the ebay page..

DeeDee would definitely wear that hat! Well...not now that the world has seen it...but before the wedding...oh yeah...

Michael said...

and Arnolds been boinking the help!!

WTH IS WRONG WITH HIM!!!

I support Maria...Arnold can go to hell!!

to devastate a whole family for a "poke"....euro-trash!!!

Michael said...

well I see no response to me "wall erection" idea....

Could we please hear from someone with a solution to the problems in this country??

I know that out of this nest there must be someone who knows!!

LYNN!!!

Tinka said...

Hi Michael - I am up from my nap and having Jack's home-made muffins and diet coke for a snack. Tango and Tia are having a doggie cookie and a chew bone (one recommended by the vet, not a nyla bone.)

I just read your comment and it intrigued me. I do agree that it would be nice to round up all the bigots and place them on an island and let them make their own rules and live by them. However if you build a wall around those states you are taking away the homes of millions of really good people. For example my BFF would be homeless. I couldn't stand to see her go through a crisis like that. I admire your desire to think of a way to eliminate hatred etc. What do you think of my idea of giving them an island?

There must be some way to change the mind set of these "mean people" so let's keep on making suggestions. Maybe someone will listen. In the meantime let's keep on educating young children, instilling in them the fact that all people should have equal rights. Maybe that is the answer.

Off to my farms. I wonder if it is as quiet on the farms as it is on this blog today. I think everyone is enjoying the summer-like weather.

Tina~in_ut said...

Tinka~ at first I didn't care for ur island idea.....but then u got me thinking......if said island was....say...Cuba.....or ANTARCTICA .......then maybe I'd go for it!!! :D and if this is ur idea of nice weather......I'd like to see what ur idea of a storm is! It's pouring and we've got a BIG lacrosse game tonight!!! It made drivivg while talking on the phone really difficult.....but I managed to stay alive and not crash!!!!!!!

Michael said...

y Tina!! U never told me you like Cuba!!

yeah..I think I'm better...lol

Tina~in_ut said...

Hey Di~ I posted that from my phone.....not bad, huh?

Bebbi~ congrats on prettiest

Bear~ I'm glad u liked it!

Miguelito~ ur fence idea is a fine one......but where will u go? And will you help build that fence? I just wish two people would get married and STAY married......no one seems to be able to do that any more!!!! And although it may seem like I always blame the man for cheating, I know there is a conniving bitch involved too......Arnold is an ass!!!!!!!

Tina~in_ut said...

Well now I've changed my damn mind, Miguelito!!!!! U can STAY in Texass and I'll lock the gate and take the key with me!!!!!!!

Tinka said...

Sorry Tina. I have been selfishly thinking that up to now we were the only ones with poor May weather and the rest of you were basking in the sunshine. Finally we got warm sun and I thought I had joined all of you. My mistake. Some of Canada and U.S.A. are having very poor weather. I will say 4 Hail Mary's as penance.

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Tinka said...

Tina - I wasn't thinking of some Caribbean island for these bigots. We have a lot of islands North of here that would cool them off pretty fast.

Tina~in_ut said...

lol Tinka~ we had great weather last week, and now it's awful~ I'm glad ur weather is nice~ we can't all have it good~ :D

Lynn D said...

Evening all.

This is turning into a very long week I thought I would check in and wave at everyone!

Yesterday was therapy with Eva. We were there for 3 hours. The upside is that she is doing so well we don't have to take her back until September, unless her skull study comes back abnormal. That is tomorrow. She will be sedated and then they will xray her skull from every angle.

I had an intense therapy appt. today and I am wiped out.

I hope everyone has some sunshine like we are getting today. It helps a lot.

Michael said...

Tina!

I will move to New Mexico up by Shirley MacClaine and help her watch for UFO's...

and how much did you bid on Beatrice's hat??

Tinka said...

Lynn - My thoughts and prayers are with you today. You must be very nervous. It will be nice to get that x-ray over with.
You have had a lot to deal with lately. I am sending you warm hugs from Canada.

Michael said...

ok everyone calm down!!! I'll tell you about my avatar! Geeez!

Its not a snake...that is the limb of a bonsai tree....

so now you know....

Tina~in_ut said...

So is that not a bird, but really a pomegranate?

Tinka said...

Michael - You didn't fool me. I knew it wasn't a snake. Very life-like however.

I just watched "American Idol". It was great. I was annoyed at Haley last week when she had a smirk on her face as James was singing and crying at the same time.
She was good tonight; they all were but if I could vote I would vote for Scotty.

Tina~in_ut said...

Ugh........not Scotty.......Lauren! !!!!!!!! :D

Tinka said...

Tina - I like Lauren too but Scotty is such a good country singer I think.

Tina~in_ut said...

sorry Tinka~ I can't talk right now.....I'm voting......for Lauren~ :D

Tinka said...

That's okay. As long as you aren't voting for Haley. I wish we were allowed to vote. I would vote all night for Scotty. I hope Dianne is voting.

Tina~in_ut said...

lol Tinka~ I can't stand Haley~ Hubby walked in while Haley was singing and just went off on her! We just can't figure out how she made it this far......his words, "I'd NEVER buy a cd of hers!" (and then he stormed out of the room!....but he may have stormed out to play xbox!) :)~

Tinka said...

Tina - Jack doesn't enjoy the show at all. I like to watch it early on the Eastern feed before he gets home. I like the volume loud for one thing. I like these judges better than Simon Cowell who would tell them they looked like monkeys in the jungle if they were not good looking. Some people miss that. I don't.

Tina~in_ut said...

you make me laugh~ I thought I'd miss Simon, but I love JLo and Steven.....they're cute~

Tinka said...

Tina - I think so too.



Good Night Little Owls. My bed is calling me. Sweet Dreams. See you in the morning. Love Tink