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Monday, July 11, 2011

America's Birds Have Talent

by Michael



34 comments:

Wanda Blevins said...

somebody shut that bird up! I have a hangover!

Lester said...

oh! howdy! I'm with Wanda....

WANDA!! WHERE ARE YA SNOOKUMS?? I'M READY FOR ROUND 4!!

Elmer said...

WHAT ABOUT ME LESTER!!! WHAT DOES THAT OLD GOAT HAVE THAT I DON'T HAVE!!??

Lynn D said...

Morning Glories!

Welcome Wanda, Lester and Elmer.

The birds is cute but is that really what passes for talent in America these days? lol

hope everyone has a great day.

Wanda Blevins said...

I can't find anything to eat in this joint!

Just a half used tube of K-Y in the fridge (someones idea of a joke) and some white chocolate that tasted awful!

Sue Wong Foo said...

CRAZY OLD WOMAN!! YOU EAT WONG'S SUPPOSITORIES!!!

Michael said...

OMG!! This place has turned into a regular flop-house!!

Everyone better get their bejeebers in here and toss these vagrants!!

Jodi!! Bebbi!! Maureen!! Spartacus!! Contrary Mary!! Shirley!! Ross!! Everyone!! ...and whats er name! ...you know! NO not her! The other one....

and that woman in Oregon...shes had long enough to get the stick out of her butt!

Tinka said...

Have I just dropped into a "looney bin"? I think I have. What are you smoking today Michael?
I think I will run and hide until the smoke clears. I am afraid they all may have voo doo dolls and they may be out to kill their prey.

Have a great day everyone. I am going to be lazy today. All that rest over the weekend has made me tired.

Waving to Lynn. Did you get out of the nest safely this morning?

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Just_Lin said...

OMG!!! I see that the circus is in town. Someone must have left the back door open.

Just_Lin said...

Miss Foo No, that really was white chocolate. It just tastes like a depository.

Just_Lin said...

LynnD Birds are cute but a lot of work, too.

Just_Lin said...

Michael Thanks for the blog. We actually watched this show last night.

Oh, and what have you done with Tina?

Just_Lin said...

Tinka Good idea! I think I'll be lazy today, too.

Sue Wong Foo said...

YOU RADIES COME BACK HERE!! HEY!!

ok ok...Wong hire cleaning lady...say her name is Whitney...keeps saying I used to be a star!

I say yeah yeah...go clean the commode...

Sue Wong Foo said...

NO VOODOO DOLLS!!

WONG HAVE SHRUNKEN HEADS...YOU LIKE?

Wanda Blevins said...

DEPOSITORYS!? I ate some and used the rest for suppositories!!

Tina is in a safe place....(insert evil laugh)

Just_Lin said...

Depositories!? Sorry I missed that. This stupid "smart"phone keeps guessing at what it thinks I mean. Drives me nuts!

Tinka said...

Just_Lin - Good Morning. Did you get out of the nest before they shrunk your head. I hope so. Being lazy is fun sometimes isn't it?

Tinka said...

Michael - I forgot to tell you I loved the video. What a smart bird. I had a budgie years ago. I worked with him for a year saying words over and over again. By the end of that time he could say his name "Waldo", "Hi" and "Good-Bye". I thought he was brilliant. I am glad I didn't see Echo, the double yellow headed amazon back then. I would have been crushed.

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DeeDee said...

ALLRIGHT WANDA!!


Everybody out!! Take all ur feaks and hit the road!!

Well except tattoo man...he can go to my house!

OUT OUT OUT! NOW SCOOT!!

Michael said...

You can both go to my house DeeDee...but don't shrink all the heads! Save me 2 or 3!!


AND TAKE YOUR BIG OLE PANTIES WITH YOU!!

Just_Lin said...

Tinka Congrats on 25. OMG! Is my head shrunken? Crap! Maybe that's why the heat bothers me.

Dianne/Denver said...

Hi "Everyone".....WANDA....I thought you were dead...that's what DEEDEE said a long time ago!!!
Now all of you get out of the Manor before SHIRLEY comes along or you WILL be sorry!!!!!!

J/L: I hate when my phone does that too. Why won't the "smart" part of it let us think for ourselves? When does your mom go to the doctor?

Hi TINK: Glad you had a nice restful weekend and Anniversary. How exciting to get a beautiful ring. You never have too many of those!!

MICHAEL: I thought this bird was great. When it started singing Over The Rainbow....it had me. I think there was another bird on the show that was fairly good too but I don't remember if they went on to the next round or not.

Well, my husband left for two weeks this morning for Virginia to see his mom so I am (as the song goes)... A Single Lady!!! My first "exciting day today consisted of taking him to the airport, breakfast with my granddaughters and my volunteer job of Bingo. At least one of the residents came and told me I was doing good at calling so that made me feel good.

LYNN: Are you feeling better from your flu? Sorry you had to come back from the beach early....dang flu bug!!

Again, Wanda, I can hardly believe that you are alive!! I wonder what gives with DEEDEE?

Just_Lin said...

Dianne That's nice that you got a vote of confidence from one of the seniors. You know those bingo players take the game very seriously.

whabbear said...

I have always had a soft spot in my... heart... for Wanda, so I'm glad to hear she's alive!

That's the good news... the bad news is that rumors are swirling that she's spent the last few years in hiding. After having kidnapped a helpless developmentally disabled girl named Misty.

Ooops! Mixing online social networks here... sorry, owls!

Wanda Blevins said...

ME?! KIDNAPPING?!?

That goofy heifer kidnapped me! Two years of watching her slobber and shave just one of my legs so I couldn't escape!...?

It finally dawned on me! You can run! Duh! She had me brainwashed! ...and let me tell you thats the only thing she washed....

I had better get out of here before that crazy little bitch shows up!

whabbear said...

OMG! Wanda, I am so sorry! I never dreamed Misty could be the Perp... she always seemed like such a simpleto... er, simple girl!

whabbear said...

Well, the plot thickens! Wanda, Helen Lawson has put a predictably different spin on events over on her page. Would you care to respond?