I thought I would send you a picture of the most recent injury to the toe that you damaged when I was five. With the nail removed you can see the scarring from the lawnmower blade. I was putting on my pants and snagged my deformed nail and it bent back. I have just returned from Insta-Care, where the doctor pulled the nail off. I went to Walmart to get bandages and tried to get an electric cart to ride around in as my toe had begun to throb. Unfortunately, all of the fat people got the carts already, so I had to stumble around Walmart. No need to call me or visit. I am sure that I will be fine. Just wanted to let you know that I still suffer from the injury I incurred 43 years ago. I'm sure that I will be up and about and as good as new in a couple of months. Again, no need to come up and see me. I should sign off now as I need to take my pain medication.
Love always, your slightly damaged son,