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Friday, July 1, 2011

~ Ouch! ~

by Tina~in_ut

Hi Mom,

I thought I would send you a picture of the most recent injury to the toe that you damaged when I was five. With the nail removed you can see the scarring from the lawnmower blade. I was putting on my pants and snagged my deformed nail and it bent back. I have just returned from Insta-Care, where the doctor pulled the nail off. I went to Walmart to get bandages and tried to get an electric cart to ride around in as my toe had begun to throb. Unfortunately, all of the fat people got the carts already, so I had to stumble around Walmart. No need to call me or visit. I am sure that I will be fine. Just wanted to let you know that I still suffer from the injury I incurred 43 years ago. I'm sure that I will be up and about and as good as new in a couple of months. Again, no need to come up and see me. I should sign off now as I need to take my pain medication.
 
Love always, your slightly damaged son,

Mr. Tina~

54 comments:

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

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Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Well now that is totally disgusting! Thanks for sharing!

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Happy Canada Day!!!!!!!

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

I'm going back to bed!

Michael said...

Well I think 3 people owe me an apology...

Please form a single line and you will be received in that order and specify right cheek or left...then pucker up....

no tongues....

goldie said...

Would that be right or left buttock cheek Michael?

Good Mornin!!

Ouchie and sorry Mr.tina~, that look nasty!

goldie said...

Happy Canada Day to all my Canadian Owl friends.

Bebbi said...

OUCH! is right..wow, Tina..so sorry Mr. Tina..yikes!!

Shirley, you are lovely!! And Beautiful today!!

Good morning all!

Bebbi said...

Happy Canada Day!

Hello Michael and Goldie! :)

Michael: I don't think I am one that needs to get in that line right now.

Zona said...

YEOWCH!! and ICK!! That looks painful and gross! I hope it heals fast Mr T!

TINA: My first thought when I read this last night was..5 HRS OLD??..who mows the lawn with an infant in toe..I mean tow..sheesh!! :D

SHIRLEY: G'morning Beautiful! Sweet dreams..I have some coins to retrieve..heh heh.. ;D

GOLDIE: Safe travels! Enjoy your vacation!

MICHAEL: Thank goodness I read the update and didn't comment..ijs.. ;)

BEBBI: Good Morning Sunshine!!

It's going to be a scorcher of a weekend..119 tomorrow and 117 on Sunday..We're having a barbque for my sister's birthday..and when I asked her which day she wanted to have it..she said 'Sunday..it'll be cooler!!' :D

Have a wonderful Canada Day!

Michael said...

The QM2 will be docking in Halifax day after tomorrow...

Can you cover that Shirley please?

oh! ...and either buttock...you all may choose.....

Tinka said...

Good Morning Shirley - Happy Canada Day to you.

Tinka said...

Good Morning Michael - Am I one of the ones who owes you an apology? I don't know what the crime is. Is it not commenting on your blog? I am sorry I have been pre-occupied this week. I always enjoy your blogs but I have missed a few this week.

Tinka said...

Goldie - Thank you for the good wishes. We are spending the holiday weekend at the farm, far away from the parties and fireworks. I guess that is a sign of growing old but it's fun.

Tinka said...

Good Morning Bebbi - You have a long weekend too. Are you going to party it up?

Tinka said...

Zona-My-Baby - Please send some heat to the farm please. The sun is shining but it is not as warm as it usually is on Canada Day. Why do you insist on hogging all the heat down there?
Instead of the AC being on we have the heater on. Let's share O.K.?

Tinka said...

Thanks to those who have said prayers and sent good wishes for my niece. This is day three for her and hope she is feeling a little better. Yesterday was not a good day for her. The freezing was out and she was feeling the pain. She had tubes everywhere. It will all be worth it if she "beats this thing". I will not be seeing her in hospital as there is a sign up saying "Maybe the best thing you can do for your loved one is to let him or her rest." I sent her gerber daisies as I know she loves them.

Tinka said...

Here comes Jack back from feeding the trout so I guess it's "tea time". See you all later. Have a safe and happy 4th of July.

Tinka said...

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Michael said...

No Tinka....

I reported Tinas husbands accident here at the nest and 2 people said they would have to wait to hear it from someone else before they started preparing their parenthesis and another blogger was walking a thin line very near the same precipice!

I was visibly shaken by this as you can well imagine!!

You may or may not remember back in 2007 that you were ill at one point and Dreama posted at myspace explicit details about your condition that I felt were very personal and I told her to delete it and she screamed at me that you had told her it was ok...Well I knew better because Dreama had no tact or manners.....

The only reason I am mentioning this is because last night my integrity was questioned when it was not deserved! I mean...what did I do...ok...I impersonated a woman for years...

But it was just to fit in!! I thought I would fit in better because the only other men here were Carol and Whabbear!!

And after I was catapulted from the closet and publicly flogged I apologized....I coulda just left....but I like these people a lotttttt...

I was going to move to Tibet and be a monk but they kicked me out! Said I was too W H I N E Y ! ! !

I have reconciled that I will just have to include a notarized affidavit with everything I say from now on....ga!!

I may have had a few facts about the bloody stump in the wrong chronological order but that was my only sin!!

ok...that was a lie...and a sin...how do you spell pathological....

Just_Lin said...

Shirley Congrats on being first and the prettiest today. Happy Canada Day to you, too. Watch where you walk today. There seems to be little bloody toe prints in the nest. I hope Michael has one of his staff clean it up.

Just_Lin said...

Tina Well, that looks like it hurt, big time. I think he probably needs some motherly care and pampering to speed his recovery. I know you are too busy yourself to make that call, but if you would just give me your MIL's phone number, I'd be happy call her and ask her to visit you and help take care of her baby boy. :)

Just_Lin said...

Michael You always crack me up! Hey, that toe looks gnarly enough to be an "almost-toe-amputation", so OF COURSE you got that impression from a cell phone pic.

Just_Lin said...

Goldie My guess is that you don't usually end up on the right so the left side would be more fitting for you. I hope you're wearing bright red lipstick.

Just_Lin said...

Bebbi I'm glad I don't have to get in line, either. It's a beautiful day, low 70's.

Just_Lin said...

Zona I'm going back down to my mom's this Monday morning. It's expected to be 100. I'm already whining about it. :(

Just_Lin said...

Tinka Happy Canada Day! The farm sounds like the perfect place to be. Beautiful and relaxing.

Tina~in_ut said...

J/L~ His mommy just called~ She wanted to know what I was doing to take care of the hubby....he told her....."she came over and took my glass and bowl and carried it to the kitchen for me!" lmbo....that is ALL i've done for him...he made his own dinner and breakfast this morning...and he cleaned the kitchen this morning~ I'm horrid!~

Miguelito~ ur naughty, but crack me the hell up~

Tinka said...

Michael - Thanks for answering. Now I am up to date. As to your referring to past dates I have to state that I was upset when Dreama posted that report. I did not give her permission to do that and hence deleted her. But now that I have said that I must also say that I must not bring up bad history at our cozy little nest. It blows a nasty wind in through the trees of our home away from home.

Tinka said...

Tina - I feel so bad that I wrote all my morning comments and did not mention your husband's damaged toe. I can only claim "senior moment" as an excuse. Actually there is no excuse and I am sorry. They say that pain with an injured toe is one of the most excruciating. Give him a big hug from Tinka.

Shirley - I also should have congratulate on being first. (Another senior moment).

Nap time. See you later.

Tinka said...

Just_Lin - Thank you for the good wishes. Back at you for the 4th of July. Have fun.

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Alright Michael I'm sorry for doubting you report last night (even though the facts were inaccurate).

But, just so you know, right or left, it doesn't matter cause I ain't kissing your hairy pimply ass cheeks!!!

Tina~in_ut said...

Shirley~ you forgot his cottage cheese looking ass~ ijs~

Tina~in_ut said...

Tinka~ that's okay....i just suffered here in silence thinking you no longer loved me~ I'll be okay~ :)~

Michael said...

rubs jaw where Tinka backhanded me...spits out 2 implants

Shirley...I didn't really want an apology...so I'll save this one in your permanent file in case it is needed in the future...

But it was very nice of you.

and that other thing...lets see...my "hairy..pimply ass?" lol

For future reference I have a perfect "luxury" derriere...free of hairs...pimples...freckles...moles or anything that would detract from its natural beauty...its soft as a babies behind....

I know this...I have heard it for years....I can't even walk down a sidewalk without someone remarking....

"Look at that ass"...."What an ass!"..."I'd like to put a cap in his ass!"

I am not positive about what that last one means but I think it may be saxyul...

Michael said...

Speaking of cottage cheese Tina....you should have had them look at that cyst on your shoulder (hump) while you were at the insty-clinic last night. They may have been able to de - Quasimodo you....

Tinka said...

Michael - How did I backhand you? You know I don't believe in violence.

Tinka said...

Tina - You know I love you.

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Tell Mr.T he needs to shave his toes!

Michael said...

Tinka...

I was just attempting to be funny...I meant it as a verbal back hand because of mentioning the Dreamster and making that wind blow thru the trees.....>POP<

Tinka said...

Thanks Michael. I am so slow in cyberspace I need an LOL to tell me one is kidding. I thought you thought that I was saying you were the cause of the North Wind blowing through our trees and I really meant me.
This paragraph is grammatically incorrect (too many pronouns) but I think you "get my drift". Love, Tinka

Tinka said...

What a wonderful Canada Day we had. There were no parades, no noise and no fireworks. Just the gentle wind blowing through the trees and the sweet singing of the birds. I saw one deer and one bald eagle who was sitting on the side of the lake waiting for a careless fish to swim close enough so he could grab it. I think he must have been a lazy eagle because usually they swoop down and get their lunch.
Jack made a delicious chicken cacciatore and I made an apple pie. Tomorrow we diet.

iteach said...

Okay that was gross, thank goodness it can grow back.

I have been doing really really good about not getting my undies in a bunch at all about politics, and just ignoring different views then mine on Facebook.

Until....my friend Kenjula told everyone on Facebook that our local gas station had an attempted robbery. So then someone said "that is why I need to get out of this town" and then I nicely said "there is crime in every town" and then someone said " Just sayin, but not my town, we hardly have any crime".

So could I leave it alone, no :(, I went to city-data.com and found out her town (which I already knew) has crime and way more than our town.

Do you think I could have kept this info. to myself, nooooooooo, I left a nice reply about how city-date.com reveals really neat information about crime in our towns.

Now I feel guilty that I should have just kept my mouth quiet and let her think our town has a lot of crime and hers doesn't have any.

iteach said...

Tina- What should my penace be?

Tinka said...

Iteach - No need for penance. Sometimes it is good to shout out what one believes. It keeps you from getting an ulcer.

Tinka said...

Zona - I hope you have a great barbecue tomorrow. Stay out of the direct sun. I don't want my daughter getting sunburnt. You are too far away for me to put Aloe Vera on your burning skin.

Tinka said...

My husband is calling me and I must obey. See you tomorrow. Stay safe.

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Michael said...

iteach!

Say what you think and think what you say! Thats whats wrong with people...they keep quiet!

If you wanted to be sweet about it you could have given her her cities crime stats and told her you were worried about her safety since she was obviously unaware that her town is riddled with crime...that she lives in a virtual cesspool of lawbreaking gangbangers!! And that you wanted her to know before she gets her head chopped off by the guy who hides in back seats when you go to pay for your gas!!

Tina~in_ut said...

oh my hell, iteach~ ur "friend" needed to know she's an idiot!!! If anyone thinks there's no crime in their city, they're a fool! When we first moved here, we listened to a Sandy policeman tell us that if you think Sandy is crime free....think again. It was a nice new city at the time and mostly people from CA moved there....but there were gangs...and they weren't from CA..they were local kids...it's everywhere! We came home tonight to find a flyer on our door saying that there had been a rash of burglaries in our neighborhood and to be careful....that only makes me nervous because of the time of morning i leave, but our dumb dog will not tolerate anyone coming into the house let alone walking by....at least he's good for something! You should see what he tried to do to the UPS man this morning~ Anyway...glad you let her have it....and if you don't want to listen to crap....don't....I let Miguelito rant on and on about the crap he believes in.....and I just ignore~ :)~ (your penance was reading my post!) goodnight~

Michael said...
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Tina~in_ut said...

why did you delete that post, you fool?! That was a funny post~