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Saturday, July 2, 2011

Numi Toilet

by Michael




Here comes the new Numi toilet from the house of Kohler, which combines a toilet and a retractable bidet in one unit. Kohler’s most advanced toilet to date, the Numi raises the bar in personal comfort and cleansing, thanks to its unmatched design and high-tech features. Interestingly, you can control the Numi with a touchscreen mini-tablet from a 20 feet range, but I won’t need that personally.

To talk about the features in detail, the high-tech bidet-toilet features a full-color LCD touchscreen interface, built-in personalized bidet functionality and deodorizer, dual-flush technology with .6 and 1.28 gallons per flush, an integrated air dryer, lid that opens and closes automatically, built-in music system, MP3 player connection and FM radio, heated seat, foot warmer and illuminated panels. If you are not comfortable with the touchscreens, the Kohler Numi still has the buttons at the rear.

The new Kohler Numi toilet will set you back a cool $6,400.00!  

27 comments:

Tina~in_ut said...

Good Moaning~

Tina~in_ut said...

Oh my gosh, Miguelito~ I want one~ wait....no i don't....just fix my book marker~ :D Thanks for sending in the blog today~

Lynn D said...

MOrning Glories!

MiMi I will spend 6,000 dollars on a toilet when it cleans itself. All I kept thinking was Ecoli magnet.

Waving at everyone.

Zona said...

MICHAEL: What will they come up with to spend too much money on next? You said you won't need the touchscreen remote? Butt think of the possibilities when someone else is using the bathroom..you could turn on the bidet function..you could up the heat..raise or lower the seat and lid..oh the fun factor is huge..I think you just might like that remote after all... ;D

TINA: Good Moaning to you! The first thing I thought when I saw this was that it would be perfect for you! :D

LYNN: I agree..for that much money it dang well better clean itself!

Have a good day everyone..don't forget to flush! ;D

whabbear said...

My sis and bro-in-law have one of these, and, well, it doesn't really clean those "hard-to-reach" areas like I thought it would.

Too bad, too bad, too bad!

Zona: 114 is the forecast here today. Yesterday was 112. Wowzer!

Michael said...

I have a Toto Neorest terlit. They came out years ago.

I love the music the most! Mine plays "Hakuna Matata" for tinkle music and "Seventy-six Trombones" for a number 2....

The important thing for men folk to remember is NEVER PUSH THE AUTOMATIC TAMPON REMOVER!

Michael said...

Tina that bookmark was an ORIGINAL work of art!

If someone had chewed on the Mona Lisa's eyes do you think that someone could just wave a magic wand and fix that?

And just what did your last comment last night mean? The "crap I believe?"
Would you mind splaining that!?

Michael said...

lol @ Zona...

I see what you mean...turning up the heat is a good one!!!

Michael said...

Whabbear!

You have to set it on "MEN" and you get the really high pressure wash. Just make sure you are seated properly...the "high pressure" wash will scramble your eggs if not...

Tinka said...

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Tinka said...

Good Morning All Owls.
I think I will have my breakfast before I watch the video on toilets. Is that ok? See you in a while. Happy 4th of July.

Lynn D said...

Tina today is the 2nd of July. I think you just try to screw with me because I am on meds. ;0

Michael said...

There is actually a lot more at stake in the USA than a fancy toilet. Something you don't hear much about because it is not a popular topic but its going to become a very serious one....
We are about a century behind in keeping our waste separated from us and I am afraid that if we don't start addressing the issue we are going to end up knee deep in muck....

This is a short article that will give you some insight and another link from there that you can click on if you would like to know more...

http://www.infrastructurist.com/2009/07/27/why-do-americans-have-against-awesome-toilets/

And with the current state of the GOP this information on "CONTROLLING SHIT" has never been more appropriate...

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Why do you need to spend $6400.00 on a toilet to wash your ass? I can go to Wal-Mart, buy an .89 facecloth and a bar of soap and do the job myself! Enough said!

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Morning Tina! You gorgeous moaning hot sexy mama you!!!

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Morning also Lynn, Zona, Whabbear,Michael and Tinka!

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY WEEKEND MY AMERICAN FRIENDS!!!!! Play safe, but have fun!!

Michael said...

Shirley...your hands dear...your hands!

And running to Walmart every time you go poo-poo seems a little inconvenient...especially when the pot will give you a wash and blow on the spot....or spots...lol

I went and looked to be sure and mine Toto has a front...rear...and soft setting....

Whabbear...at first I thought the "rear" was "bear"...I was all excited to tell you...but alas...no bear setting....

I have always just used the soft setting because I am a delicate flower...

and now would everyone please stand and bow your heads? ...and squat..

Let Us Spray...

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

My hands?? That's why I buy the facecloth and soap! I'm not a barbarian!

Michael said...

Shirley! Just listen to yourself!

A facecloth on your bobo!!

and there is a reason they don't make ass cloths!

face cloth
hand towel
bath towel
bath cheet

nope...nary an ass cloth...

ok..I don't know the customs in your country very well so I just want to know....

with this face cloth...do you wash your face then your ass...or your ass and then your face?

either way ur getting some cross pollination there....

I am leaning toward "CARWASH" here...just say no to the hot wax and the rim cleaner...actually...saying no to the rim cleaner opens a whole new can o worms...

I think I am getting in over my head....

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Actually if I got the hot wax as well it would alleviate the need to shave. Thanks for the idea Michael!

Just_Lin said...

Using sons new droid

Just_Lin said...

I think i'll get one

Just_Lin said...

I have a Toto but no settings. Not even a Bear one.

Just_Lin said...

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Just_Lin said...

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Oscar Ysasi Jr. said...

Well I love owls and its brings to much love to my heart and the other day I saw this http://www.robotannie.com/ oh my I have not shame in mentioning this because it brings so much joy to my heart and my love for owls....

Tina~in_ut said...

o m g . . . . I'm soooooooooooooo tired......so unbelievably tired...and i only have 7 1/2 hrs to go.....h e l p m e ......~