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Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Replace A Word With Duck!!!

by Michael

Let's have some fun today!!



I saw this on twitter and it looked like fun. All you do is replace a word in a famous quote with the word duck!

examples: "every time a bell rings, a duck gets its wings"...or "Ask not what your duck can do for you. Ask what you can do for your duck."
So be creative and make me laugh!!!

23 comments:

Wanda Blevins said...

"I like big ducks and I can not lie"....

goldie said...

Good Morning Hooters!!
I see Wanda is being devilish this morning...

Back from a great vacation, took today off to regroup (and do laundry, etc).

Just on my 1st cup of coffee can't think of anything 'ducky' yet. Other than "a duck in the hand is worth 2 in the bush". :)

Wanda Blevins said...

Im tired of these MuthaF*#%!_ ducks on this MuthaF*<%\_ plane

Lester said...

"Mr. Duck, tear down this wall!"

Just_Lin said...

I only regret that I have but one duck to give to my country.

Just_Lin said...

Speaking of ducks, seven Mallard ducklings hatched here yesterday morning in a planter next to my mothers pool. They are so cute swimming around. They will only be here a couple of days and then the mother duck walks them back to the main body of water.

Just_Lin said...

Wanda You look fetching this morning. Did you fetch the morning paper?

Just_Lin said...

Goldie I'm glad you enjoyed your vacation. Now you need time to recover from it. LOL

Just_Lin said...

Lester The carnival is in town?

Just_Lin said...

Michael Thanks for the blog. It's a quack up.

Just_Lin said...

Tina Thanks for yesterday 's blog. I loved that show and especially Niles.

Tina~in_ut said...

"To duck or not to duck, that is the question!"

Tinka said...

To the world you may be one duck, but to one duck you may be the world.

Michael said...

Great quotes! lol....

J/l... nothing sweeter than little duckies with Momma duck.....

one of my fav quotes Tinka...

and Goldie...I don't think I'd want to be holding a duck with 2 others lurking in the bush...those suckers stick together....

I had a couple of big ol geese get after me once...honking and flapping!! I threw my feed straight up in the air...screamed and ran like the sissie I am!!

Just_Lin said...

God save the Duck!

Just_Lin said...

A duck in time saves nine.

Zona said...

Hi Guys!!

"O Duck, Duck...wherefore art thou, Duck?"

or

"The reports of my duck are greatly exaggerated.."

J/L: LOL @ quack up!!

GOLDIE: Welcome back..I'm glad you had a great time..I'll turn the light off now that you're home safe.. :)

Waving HI to everyone..I've been off the computer for hours..I better go make sure the world hasn't changed too much..eventho I kinda hope some things in it have..kwim? Have a good night!!

Tina~in_ut said...

oops~ don't tell bozo that I forgot to post the picture with the blog....pretend it's been there all day, mkay?~ :D

Michael said...

I expect a certain amount of ineptitude...

Tinka said...

Michael - I wondered how I missed the picture of the duck when I read your blog this morning. It's nice to know I am not losing it after all.

whabbear said...

"Successful people make their own duck".

Dianne/Denver said...

Lions, tigers and ducks...oh my!!!!

Bebbi said...

Where the duck did Bebbi Go?