Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Bubba's Resume

by Sac Barb

This is an example of the many applications for employment that I received for vacancies advertised on our web site.  I thought you all would find it interesting.  As the Human Resources Manager it was my responsibility to respond to the applicants.  I have also included my response to this applicant.    

My Resimay 
   To hoom it
mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job
what I saw in the paper.

 I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a

I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole realee seam to reespond too me well. Certain men and all
the ladies. 

I no my spelling is not too good but find that I Offen can get a
job wit my persinalety.  
salerery is open so we kin discus wat you
want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth, 

I kin start emeditely.
 Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser. 

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.



Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a
pickture of me.


It's OK Honey.. We've got spell
See you


Lynn D said...


Tinka said...

Good Morning Lynn - Congrats on being first.

Tinka said...

Barb - Thanks for the laugh. That was really funny. I didn't expect the reply.

Tinka said...

I have to get ready for the cleaning lady. Have a great day everyone.

Zona said...

BARB: Loved that!! Just what I needed this morning to perk me up!! :D

Good Morning LYNN and TINKA!

From 51..

DI: It's 90 here already..I sure hope the prediction of 103 is correct..otherwise I'll have to put my galoshes and wool coat back in the closet.. ;D

Tinka said...

Good Morning Zona - I can't believe you are still so hot. The feeling of autumn is in the air here. I am always sad when summer ends. It's always such an easy happy time. I know it's different for you. You must be happy when it finally cools off. Our Fair day was perfect. Bright blue sky, sunny, not windy and a perfect 26C. That is almost 80F. It couldn't have been better weather. It really brought out the crowds.

Tinka said...

Zona - I am trying to decide whether to go to Water Therapy right now or wait until next week when the time of the class changes to 10:00. I think I am making excuses but I always feel so sore the next day. I will call you when I get back.

Tinka said...

Blogger didn't like my password again. I had to try a few times. It was fine this morning on my lap top. I don't think Blogger likes me.

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Michael said...

Hi ...ladies..

It was 56 degrees here this morning!! The squirrels even had their little windbreakers on....

Speaking of wind breakers...Tina called me a fag last night! Totally unprovoked too!!

We even had a brief but torrential downpour yesterday!! But on a sad note...during that downpour this woman had gone into Albertsons and bought 2 cases of beer and when the grocery boy took them to the car in a mad dash he just flung them into the back seat of her car not knowing that she had left a 4 day old baby lying on the back seat...and the heavy cases landed on top of the tiny boy....

She just HAD to have her beer! And left her newborn lying in the seat while she went in and got it!

She didn't deserve that little boy...

Michael said...

Thankfully the little boy was was light beer!!!!


Michael said...

4 hours I have been gone...and nothing....NOTHING!!

Lynn D said...

Thank God it was light beer!

I feel like crap. Still running a temp of 99.6. My face has broken out faster than a felon with hacksaw and I am really bitchy.

Lynn D said...

Oh and did I mention my freaking boobs hurt? Just thought I would share.

Tinka said...

Lynn - Sorry you are feeling so yucky. Hope tomorrow sees a happier, healthier Lynn.
I must apologize for referring to your lovely grandbaby as Emma instead of Eva. That is just one more senior moment added to my long list.

Michael - You are seeing the signs of autumn just like we are here. It's so different talking to Zona and hearing about the 100 degree days they are enduring.
I like four seasons and the fun of getting ready for winter. I am making jams and Jack is bringing in loads of wood for our stove and fire places. Our squirrels make their own windbreakers. They are very furry. We used to have little brown squirrels. Somehow grey squirrels were entered into the situation and took over. The brown squirrels are gone from the island.

LOL @ your light beer story. Hope it isn't true and just told for entertainment.

Zona - You were right. I was in the wrong class. The deep water non impact exercises do not include twisting my spine. Thank you for researching that for me. You are truly the Queen of Googling.

Must check my farms. Be back later.

Just_Lin said...

LynnD Preggers?

Just_Lin said...

I'm at the airport waiting for my flight home. It will feel good to be in my own bed tonight.

Tinka said...

Welcome home Just_Lin. Hope you had a good time.

Just_Lin said...

Still waiting to fly home.

Tinka said...

Just_Lin -I guess I jumped the gun. Have a good flight home.

Tina~in_ut said...

Welcome home, J/L~

I'm pooped.....hi and bye~ (and sackie...thx for the hilarious blog)~

sacBarb said...

Happy Tuesday Owls.

Thanks for the comments today. I have been running errands and cleaning house (kinda) and didn't realize that my blog was up today. A former co-worker emailed this to me and mentioned some of the applications we received and it brought back some very funny memories. You all would be really surprised at how accurate this almost is. ;)

I am really tired so I am going to bed very early. I have another dentist appointment early tomorrow so I need to be rested for it. I hope you all had a good day.

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