A little old lady who had lost her marbles was running up and down the halls in a nursing home.
An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
"To get my teeth!"
80-year old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home. She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces,"Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!!"
As a senior citizen was driving down the motorway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, " Vernon , I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on F3. Please be careful!"
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to major cross road. The stop light was red, but they just went on through.