Tuesday, November 29, 2011
Stupid Warning Labels
These just make me wonder what moron out there has tried this stuff to make us need these labels. Things that make you go hmmmmmmmmmm!!
On a disposable razor: Do not use this product during an earthquake.
On a can of Fix-a-Flat: Not to be used for breast augmentation.
On a lawnmower: Do not place hands or feet under mower when engine is running.
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning keep out of children.
On a portable stroller: Remove infant before folding for storage.
On a Magic 8 Ball: Not advised for use as a home pregnancy test.
On an infant's bathtub: Do not throw baby out with bath water.
On a cardboard sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard: Do not drive with sunshield in place.
On a Petco brand dog muzzle: Not suitable for children.
On Tampax Tampons: Remove used tampon before inserting new one.
On the package of an Ace Garden Hose: Do not spray water into an electrical outlet. Severe electrical shock could result.
On a hair dryer: Do not use in shower. Never use while sleeping.
On a roll of Life Savers: Not for use as a flotation device.
On the case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket: Do not place this product into any electronic equipment.