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Saturday, November 12, 2011

~ Tampons & Vodka? ~

by Tina~in_ut




I about died when I heard of this! It's absolutely crazy! I'm almost afraid to bring it up with my kids. I don't want to give them any ideas, but they probably already know about this! Ugh!~

30 comments:

Tina~in_ut said...

Good Moaning!!!!~

Michael said...

good morning whats yer face....

Well! This gives new meaning to the cocktail hour!

Kids are smart...but this isn't new....it stems from the difficulty teenagers were having cramming a whole bottle of Stoli into their naughty parts.

I can just hear someone ordering from a bartender..."I'd like a margarita"....."on the rocks or the tampon?"

And I guess those pretty tropical drinks wouldn't be an option...what with their paper umbrellas and faces made from fruit and toothpicks....

And not having liquor on your breath is ingenius but its got to reek somewhere....

Can you imagine the parents? Instead of "LET ME SMELL YOUR BREATH"....it would be "LET ME SMELL YOUR VAJAYJAY OR BUTTHOLE!"

A righteous fart would be a dead giveaway....

I think it is one of the most convenient things I have ever heard. I am going to go out and get a box of tampons today and have some rectal cocktails this evening....no water rings and no danger of spilling that on my keyboard!

I wonder how many it takes to get a good buzz? Is one brand of tamps better than the other?

This would be good for Martha Stewarts show or like Hints From Heloise!!

Zona said...

Good Morning!

TINA: This is just crazy..how do kids come up with this stuff? I thought it was weird when they were snorting bath salts..but this takes weird to a whole new level!

MICHAEL: LOL @ paper umbrellas! How about those little swords..yikes!! ;D

Michael said...

omg the swords! I forgot about those...ouch!

But this is not new! For instance. If a person wanted to commit suicide and not run the chance of a stomach pumping....administer the medication rectally. And! No stomach residue in the autopsy. Really throws the coroner off. Barbiturates in the blood but no residue in the stomach....lol

Any med you are taking is absorbed more quickly! Just put the pills in your booty and then push them in securely...far enough that they don't fall out. The heel of your pump will do nicely for this.

For additional medications...

Wash hands. Repeat.

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Splat!!

Morning gorgeous Tina (I'm still pissed), Michael and Zona!

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

This is one of the most bizarre things I have ever heard of! Wow! Unbelievable!

Michael said...

Morning Shirley.... do you take vitamins?

Michael said...

ok...I couldn't wait. I got so excited about this I thought I would have a "shot" of tequila.

All I could find was one of those liquid medication syringes like for kids and pets...you know the ones...

Well no sooner than I had administered my tequila I had to cough and spilled my whole damn drink!

I do not recommend trying this without the tampons....or maybe at least some cotton balls...wait a minute...I think I have cotton balls!!

Just kidding...whadda I look like...a rag doll!?

Dianne/Denver said...

Morning everyone--- well, I guess I've heard everything now. I'm glad I'm old and just drink the old fashioned way---out of a glass or bottle! I've heard of soaking gummy bears in vodka but not tampons Tina, u find some different things. I'm curious what u were googling to come upon this article?

Hi Michael. Omg, the swords would be the worst and probably singing those beach Jimmy Buffet songs too.
U r our adventure guy, let us know if it really works---come on, do it for the team!

Zona: what r ur plans for the weekend. I'm telling u the movie Jack and Jill was very funny. I think I'm going to see Tower Heist with Eddie Murphy next week with my son for my bday present. It will be nice as I don't think just the two of us have done that since he was a kid and now he will be 40 on Monday

Hi Shirley-- what's up with u. It's almost ur birthday too. Will u be the age or close to Tinks and my age? :)

Michael said...

HI DIANNE!!

HOW R U 2 DAY?

Just_Lin said...

Tina Good afternoon. You are the prettiest and moaningest today. Congrats!

Okay, that was disgusting! So if a girl is on her period, I guess she's having a Bloody Mary!

Just_Lin said...

Dianne Good point about wondering what Tina was Googling to come up with this. LOL

Michael said...

very good J/L!

just stick in a little tabasco and a celery stick and viola!

Just_Lin said...

Michael Gives new meaning to the term "Bottoms Up", too.

Just_Lin said...

Shirley I hope Canadian kids haven't caught on to this one.

Michael said...

Butt Chugging and Vodka Tampons are big in the news right now...to let parents know...

check it out...

http://technorati.com/women/article/butt-chugging-and-vodka-tampons-the/

Just_Lin said...

Zona Just think, for some real holiday cheer, you could have some eggnog or spiced cider and have your hands free to dercorate your trees all at the same time. LOL

Michael said...

ROFLMAO!!!!!

Michael said...

This blog is better than Rick Perry and Herman Cain have been for the comics!!

Its wide open (no pun intended) for great comments!!

I gotta nominate your last one J/L...

Just_Lin said...

At the holiday party, instead of cups hanging off the side of the punch bowl, there would be dangling tampons.

Things might get awkward when the host or hostess asks the guest if they would like a refill.

Just_Lin said...

I thought I was done with tampons years ago. Now I have to include them in party supplies? Crap!

Michael said...

other than the tissue damage I think its a great idea!! The possibilities are endless....

no more "to go" cups...

no spillage on airplanes...

HA! No ice!!

Michael said...

Lynn D just posted that shes in her hotel room watching the rain and having a bloody Mary...

I wonder....

Just_Lin said...

LOL

Just_Lin said...

So usually when there is a toast, you clink glasses together........

Michael said...

ha hahahahahaha!!

Michael said...

Tina emailed during my nap and said she was leaving for the play and had to drive 100mph in the snow...lq....so I sent her this...

me me me.....

dashing thru the sno...in a 1 ho open sleigh....o'er the bumps we go....laughing all the way...ho ho ho
vodka on my pon...makes my spirit bright...oh what fun it is to soak up some Absolut tonight!

hoooooooo! Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way...oh what fun it is 2 ride in a 1 ho open sleigh!

Just_Lin said...

LOL. Great lyrics!

Just_Lin said...

What's everyone doing? Having a nightcap? LOL

Tina~in_ut said...

lmbo J/L~