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Friday, November 4, 2011

Two Little Trouble Makers

by Zona

 Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew all about it.

 
If any mischief occurred in their town, the two boys were probably involved.

 
The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys.

 
The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually. So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.

 
The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, 'Do you know where God is, son?'

 
The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.

 
So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, 'Where is God?'

 
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, 'Where is God?'

 
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.

 
When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, 'What happened?'

 
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, 'We are in BIG trouble this time,' 
 


 
'GOD is missing, and they think we did it!'

17 comments:

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Splat!!

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

That was funny Zona! Thanks for the morning chuckles!!

Michael said...

ah hahahaha.... Bloody awful.

Tinka said...

Good Morning Shirley and Michael - Have a great day.

Zona - That was really a cute joke. Thanks for sharing. It started my morning with a smile.

It's frosty and sunny this morning so it looks like it is going to be a lovely Fall day. A good day for a ride on the scooter. Have fun everyone.

Michael said...

so what do you all do with your Thanksgiving turkey necks?

Just_Lin said...

Shirley Good morning. You are looking very lovely in red. I hope you aren't too cold up there in the North East.

Just_Lin said...

Zona That was cute. Thank you. I forgot to ask you if you have any leftover candy from Halloween. I have tons!

Just_Lin said...

Tinka Enjoy your scooter ride! It is nice here today but rained yesterday. I sure wish I would have got my outdoor Halloween decorations down before the rain, but nooooooo....

Just_Lin said...

Michael Well, I definitely don't do THAT with it!

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Just Lin it is almost 50 here. No need to turn heat on yet.

Afternoon Michael and Tinka!

Dianne/Denver said...

Zona: loved this joke. I can just see the look on those boys faces! Thanks for the blog today

Tina: I loved reading about the kids in the play. How fun that u have all that talent with the kids. U gush all u want to us!!!

Michael: I throw those necks away--- yuck

JL: any good candy left?

Enjoy ur scooter ride Tink

Shirley it is 50 here too

Michael said...

I just got the Mexican weather report....

Chili today and Hot Tamale....

Michael said...

its 13 below in Dzalinda...Siberia....73 in Rio and 50 in Dollywood....

Michael said...

oh sorry...Dollywood is in Pigeon Spit, Tennessee....

Michael said...

I see the girls are getting some sun in Addis Ababa...73 degrees but they don't appear chilly...

Tina~in_ut said...

*****GUSH ALERT*****

The girl was fantastic~ I helped with the concession stand during intermission, and didn't get back in to see the play until she was already onstage.....I heard her thru the doors...and then I heard a roar of laughter~

Afterward....more parents came to tell me how funny she was~ The part that REALLY got me tho...was when one of the parents told me during intermission, that Joaquin, A BOY IN MY OLDESTS' CLASS!!!, came wearing a suit and told her that he came to see MY GIRL!!!!! HE'S A SOPHOMORE IN COLLEGE!!!! I kept an eye on her afterward.....he brought her flowers....ugh!!!!!!~ Who cares if I like this boy.....HE'S A SOPHOMORE IN COLLEGE!!!!!!!!~

Hey Di~ it's snowing big ol' chucks~

Shirley~ ur beautimous~

Miguelito~ whore!~

Tinka~ Hope ur scooter ride was fabu~

J/L~ i'm SO glad you don't do that with urs~ lol~

Zona~ thanks for the blag...MUCH appreciated~

Just_Lin said...

Tina So how much older does that make him? 4 yrs? It is worrisome at that age. On the other hand, it sounds like he has class.