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Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Free "Junk" with Purchase?



Hooray! Free gift with purchase, how exciting. We have all gotten them, and it really does feel like you have just won the lottery. Free gift with purchase, Happy Dance! When they hand it to you, truth be told we are giddy!

But Wait. Once outside and on further review, what the heck do I do with this free gift with purchase. Surly I can think of something, its so cute, and my gosh its free. As I drive home I think of all the things I can do with it, I am telling ya the excitement is quite overwhelming. The thoughts are all over the place, maybe in the bathroom it will look nice, or the spare room, oh I know, a tote, It can be used as a tote. Perfect!


Well, not really liking the color orange, and a tote, who the heck carries a square kinda hat box thingy as a tote?


Oh, I know I can put my paper weight in it, see I knew I would find a use for it. But why would I want to put a paper weight in this thing?



There has to be a use for it somewhere?
But I can't seem to find one, so I think I will just chuck it, such a disappointment, my free gift with purchase, gone with a flash!

Oh no, it does not even fit in the garbage can, so now I really have to find a use for it. It should really be called "Free Junk with Purchase".

I have to think, give me minute.......maybe two.....




Got it! Well its better than nothing! Unless someone has a better idea, I am certainly open to options.
:O)

198 comments:

Tina~in_ut said...

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Dianne/Denver said...

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Tina~in_ut said...

i love FREE!!!~

Tina~in_ut said...

lol Carol~ why don't you put ur PORN in it?~ :D

Tina~in_ut said...

Good Morning Di~ did you know it's really morning? :)~

Dianne/Denver said...

Dang it...I would have been one except it foaded!! Oh well, one minute later after Mssss TINA.

I am up this early because I have to be at Kayla's school for her Colorado history character presentation at 8:20..so will be back later to read the blog. Need to jump in shower.

Dang it again....I wanted to be first for once!!! I was even in bed asleep last night at 10:30 and BTW....I COOKED A REAL DINNER...it must have exhausted me. :)

Vig said...

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Vig said...

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Vig said...

Woo hoo..I am in the top ten!

ibebold said...

Morning OWLETTES!!!!

Just dropping by on my way to work..
Tina...Congrats on 1st AGAIN!!!

Dianne ... so close....

Morning to Tina...Dianne...and VIG...
so good to see you all this morning... Carol.. I always get excited about FREE... and then it is like... What am I going to do with this...
hope everyone has a great day...
off to work...

Vig said...

Good Tuesday morning Owls! Have a fabulous day, Tina, Dianne, IBB and all that fly in later!

Carol...cute blog! Love free stuff! Glad the beanies have a new home!

Off to work. In the last two weeks of my job...and the big bosses are making me work hard. Have a great day all!

bonachichi said...

Good Morning, VIG, Tina, Diane, Carol, IBB and everyone dropping by later.

Diane, sorry you didn't get 1st and Tina, happy that you did.

Free stuff? If it's free, you're going to wind up paying for it one way or another.

Lynn D said...

Morning Glories!

Congrats on first Tina! Dianne you were so close!!

Viggy made top ten!

Hi IBB!

What is is about free? It is so exciting and then I bring free crap home and it sits until I finally decide to donate it to a thrift store or give it away! LOL But I am always compelled to take anything that is a give away. Right now I have a key chain and a refrigeration thermometer and a rubber mat jar opener in my purse! Hey they were free!

Sending much love and condolences Joeys way.

MEK thank you for the Sacbarb update. Still sending up prayers for her and her son.

I will post about my weekend or maybe do a blog when I can assimilate all of it and when I am done playing catch up from this weekend!

Today I am on the run have a dentist appt. in a bit to have that cracked tooth fixed.

goldie said...

Good Morning Hooters!

Congrats on 1st tina~

I love free stuff too. But I end up giving it away most of the time. I never seem to find much use for them anyway. How many totes (not ugly orange though-sorry Carol) can one have?

I am also a sucker for " With purchase you can buy this _____ for only 5.99 more, and its a 40.00 dollar value!" Sure it is.....

Dianne- did you get the necklace yet? I mailed it out on Friday to you.

Hope everyone has a great day.

Tinkatia said...

Good Morning Tina - First again.

Good Morning Dianne - almost first, my friend Vig ( didn't expect you here today. Love to see you though), Ibebold, Bonacci and Lynn.

I have a new cleaning lady coming this morning. I will have to supervise. I will be back this afternoon. Have a great day.

MEK in AZ said...

Happy dance,,

i did that with sweaty fingers!!!

MEK in AZ said...

we walked without the dogs - now I am taking the dogs to the dogpark.

will be back in a few...

Happy Tuesday!!

Good Morning..

Tina - congrats on first AGAIN!!
:-)

Zona said...

Good Morning!

CAROL: I'm a sucker for Buy one get one free offers. It doesn't matter if I'll never be able to eat the second box of cereal..or if I shouldn't eat that second candy bar. Oh boy a Free T-shirt..so what if it's not my size..it's FREE! Just like you, I'm thrilled when I get something free and within a couple days I'm not exactly sure what to do with it.

Looks to me like you just might have the biggest pencil holder I've ever seen! ;)

bonachichi said...

Don't work too hard supervising the cleaning lady, Tink!

Zona said...

TINA: Congrats on First with a squiggle..lol @ CAROL putting her porn in the tote...PERFECT!! :D

GoodMorning_DI_Up_Early_In_Denver: Good Luck to you granddaughter on her report..did she work out that costume yet? :)

DIANNE2: I cooked a real dinner too! Italian in fact..ever heard of DiGiorno?? mmmmmm ;)

VIG: Try not to work too hard..and congrats on Top Ten!!

LYNND: How have your scores been lately? ;)

TINKA: Oh boy a new cleaning lady..send her round to my house when she's done..kay? ;)

MEK: Ok..that's a new one..The Sweaty Finger March! :D

IBB: Have a great day at work!

GOLDIE: I'm a giver awayer too..

BONACCI: You kinda sound like my neighbor..he always says "Nothing is ever free..there's always a catch.." He's usually right too!

Zona said...

CAROL: LOL..I just re-read the title of the blog!! :D

whabbear said...

LOL@Carol! Your blog reminds me of a telemarketing routine I went through on Sunday. The TV infomercial was for a device to clean car windows. Since I'm washing Bullet myself, I called and ordered it. Then, the tape started to wind... making me listen to more and more offers for more and more things, each one less related to car cleaning products than the last. It was a voice recognition site, and when I would say "NO" to the offer, the automated responder was undaunted. It would be "We can understand your reluctance to purchase this product. But consider this... and "she"d be off and running on exactly the same spiel for the same product.

After this went on for about 5 minutes, I hung up in disgust. Will I get my window-cleaning device? Who knows! LOL!

whabbear said...

Dianne: Sorry about your FOADing tragedy today! Please try to pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and stand up to the nest's slings and arrows. We're counting on you.

Good morning, MEK and Zona and IBB and Bonacci and Lynn D and Goldie!

Bonjour, Tina and Tinka!

Voila, VIG!

whabbear said...

Congrats, Tina!

Zona said...

BuonGiorno BEAR! :D

I hope you get your window cleaning thingee, and only your window cleaning thingee..lol..

bonachichi said...

Zona, I've been accused of being cynical in the past. I have no defense. "Free" always makes me suspicious.

MEK in AZ said...

I'm back from the dog park..

Tina - congrats on FIRST..

Dianne - cooked a REAL meal - in Denver - i'm going to faint!! i'm sure it was MARVELOUS!!!

VIG - congrats on TOP TEN!!

IBB - don't work too hard - LOVE the flower pics!!

bonacci - good morning..

Lynn - can't wait to hear about your weekend.

Goldie - LOL at enough totes, not just an ugly orange one (which i have to agree!!)..

Tinka - my mom "supervises" the cleaning people also -
:-)

Zona - BOGO - LOVE that... and nine times out of ten - I didn't need the first one!! :-)

and yes, after that power walk this a.m. - lots of things were sweating - and my fingers on a laptop - it was just funny!!
:-)

Zona - LMAO at "your" real dinner!!

Whabby - hope "Bullet" gets a bath soon!!

I hope everyone has an excellent day!!
:-)

MEK in AZ said...

cpgem - I always wait until Clinque has their "free gift with purchase" - problem is - all the free stuff is NEVER in the actual colors that match your colors!! oh well....... you get a tacky makeup bag to hold it all in!!!

I'm sure your lovely tote would be someone's 'treasure' after you donate it to Goodwill!!
:-)

thank you for your blog today!!

MEK in AZ said...

I see a nap in my future...

MEK in AZ said...

FORETY!!!!

Jodi said...

CAROL - This whole concept is one I love....and we have plenty of two fer deals @ Kwik Trip. Since suggestive selling is a requirement of my job, these deals makes my job easier!! Oh, and BTW....I LOVE the orange tote!!!

TINA - Congrats on first!!

DIANNE - Enjoy Kayla's presentation!! Was the dentist able to help you yesterday?

VIG - Top ten...way to go!!!

MEK - I have more Clinique freebies than I will ever use!!

Waving a wing @ IBB, BONACCI, LYNN D, GOLDIE, TINKA, ZONA, & WHABBY!!

Jodi said...

From Area 51:

MEK - The pic looks like WESconsin to me!!!

Tina~in_ut said...

Di~ I just want to know.....did you dress up as Barbie or a JailBird~ :)~

LynnD~ Can't wait to hear about ur alone time~ Hubby and the kids are leaving me for 2 weeks.....I work, but I'll have the whole house to myself....i'm kinda sad~

Tinkatia said...

I have her organized for a while.

Jodi said...

TINKA - Great march to 50!!

Jodi said...

TINA - Do you need a tissue?

goldie said...

Jodi- bring over the Clinique freebies- they may be my color! Whenever I buy my makeup I feel they should give me something for those prices!! MEK- I have all those little make-up bags too, lime green, orange, clear with orange stripes, etc.... LOL

Mr. Goldie was with me when I stopped at the Clinique counter a couple of weeks ago and bought 2 foundations. I thought he was going to pass out at the price!

I need my Mommy.... I have a sore throat and I feel miserable and my Mommy is gone for the summer. Anyone want to take over and make me feel better??

Dianne/Denver said...

Ok..done with the 5 min presentation and now just hanging out at my daughters for awhile as she works at her job.

GOLDIE: I haven't received the necklace yet...maybe today. I would be willing to be your "mom" while you are sick but you have to take back that you called the color orange ugly! I have been a mom and grandmother for quite some time so I can rock you and make you tea and give you medicine. Actually, I have some good medicine from the dentist that will put you to sleep and you won't even know you have a sore throat...see what a good substitute mom I am?

CAROL: Do you have any small kids around? Girls love those kind of totes for their doll clotes or just their junk. My SIL gets mad that I am always bringing something like that to the girls.

MEK: We like the color orange, remember? Yea, tonight is the Country Music Award show..finally, something to watch.

JODI AND ZONA: The dentist did more drilling and changed the anti-biotic...we will see what that will do. Oh and BTW ZONA, I cooked a real dinner not just from a bag. I got tired of Mr D asking, "what do you want to do about dinner?"

Dianne/Denver said...

BEAR: Ok, up and dusted off..I had TINK's cleaning lady dust me.
Hope you get your window cleaning device.

TINA: You should have seen how Kayla looked with her glasses, hair in a bun, long skirt and very nervous. She did a good job and had two pages to try and remember..she just needed to talk louder. Tomorrow they are having a was museum at school for friends and family. They will all be there with a button on them and you push it and that child will do their speech. So I guess hubby, daughter and myself will be at the school tomorow but at least it is afternoon this time! One little boy is John Denver..cute and he sings.

Back to the free things: One time (many years ago) my ex and I went to a buy land speech so we could get a 9" b&w tv. We got it alright and bought some usless land too. I don't ever remember using that tv (or the land either).

Tina~in_ut said...

so Di~ you got drilled again, huh? :)~

Dianne/Denver said...

Tina, got drilled without even a snile. When do you go?

kahonugrl said...

pencil that in Shirley~

goldie said...

Thank you dianne- I like your kind of mothering. Orange is not ugly - just that tote!

Hopefully you get the necklace today.

kgirl- do you ever get worn out from all your 69ing? LOL

Tina~in_ut said...

Di~ what's a snile? I get drilled a week from Friday~ :( or :D depending on how you look at it and how good he is~ :)~

bonachichi said...

I'm still trying to figure out this window cleaning device of Whab's. Besides a rag or squeegie, what do you need? An arm? Doesn't he already have two of those?

Tinkatia said...

Nap Time

iteach said...

LOL, that was really good Carol. I know exactly what you are saying.

There are a lot of items that I have no idea what to do with! If I cannot think of anything I always give it my MIL. That woman thinks everything is a treasure and she finds a home for everything.

iteach said...

Guess what I learned today!!!

85% of cattle, hogs, and horses on a livestock farm are artifically inseminated.

This is how it is done............

iteach said...

The male animal mounts a "dummy". His thingy is in the dummy's hole. Then the farmer puts a sleeve on the thingy. When the male animal is done the farmer takes off the sleeve. Next they take the semen out of the sleeve and freeze it.

iteach said...

Now when the female animal's cycle is ready the farmer with use a syringe to inseminate her. The farmer actually sticks his whole hand up into her to get the syringe in the right spot.

iteach said...

Obviously romance in the barnyard is gone. I was really sad to hear about the whole process.

iteach said...

All the farmers I talk to today buy a lot of their semen from California.

Tina~in_ut said...

OMG Iteach.....that just sounded so funny~ Farmers buy their semen~ lmbo~

Tina~in_ut said...

I just had a thought.....do they get "free junk" with their purchase? :)~

Jodi said...

ITEACH - You reminded me of the first time I went to a horse pull with Paul. HOLY CRAP!!! I'd never seen anything so HUGE!!!

TINA - lol @ free junk with purchase. Well, actually they will end up with a lovely little calf. If the farmer does it right!!!

night.owls.sb said...

Iteach..

I have this picture in my head of barn animal doing it with a dummy!

OMG..

kahonugrl said...

Gives a whole new meaning to "Milking the Cow" now doesn't it?

night.owls.sb said...

Tina!

Happy. . . 1

Dianne!

Crap, If I was here this morning I would be so routing for ya! So close..

night.owls.sb said...

Tina!

My porn won't fit in the orange box, I have to much of it.. (hangs my head in shame)..

kahonugrl said...

Thingy....lmao

night.owls.sb said...

Turtle..

LOL.. so funny!

kahonugrl said...

Hold that head up proud Carol....

night.owls.sb said...

Iteach..

I love the way you tell a story, always have, always will..

♥♥♥

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99... so close.. going in the kill

Jodi said...

Ok, who's gonna step on me?

night.owls.sb said...

Crap, Crap, Crap... who snuck in???

Is a snuck a word???

kahonugrl said...

pencil that in Shirley....

How is your Mom doing BTW?

Jodi said...

Hey watch it TURTLE....you didn't have to "back fin" me!!!

kahonugrl said...

OH sthu, that was a love tap~

night.owls.sb said...

OUCH! Turtle's shell hit my foot..

night.owls.sb said...

On a happier note..

Turtle...

Great march.. thanks.. ;O)

night.owls.sb said...

Tina..

LMAO..

kahonugrl said...

wa wa wa.....yeah well whatever your carrying in your right hand didn't feel so good being shoved up my okole dearest Carol~ ijs~

Jodi said...

TURTLE - Wasn't sure what you were trying to say....and with a lisp!! But I figured it out....:P

night.owls.sb said...

Does anyone want a orange box thingy????

Jodi said...

left, left, left, right, left!!!

kahonugrl said...

Carol if your box is orange not many peeps are gonna be interested....bwahahahaha

Jodi said...

left, left, left, right, left!!!

Jodi said...

left, left, left, right, left!!!

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left, left, left, right, left!!!

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Jodi said...

125!!!

kahonugrl said...

125?

Jodi said...

Ha!!! Take that!!!

kahonugrl said...

Oh and Jodi?

No lisp involved only rasberry sounds.

Jodi said...

CAROL - I love orange (go Oregon Panthers!!!)

Jodi said...

TURTLE......:) ;) :p :o~

Jodi said...

TURTLE - Is your okole gonna be ok?!!?

kahonugrl said...

yeah....she hit a cellulite dent, so no injuries....lol

night.owls.sb said...

Turtle..

You never know, some happen to like orange.. ;o)

night.owls.sb said...

Jodi..

Why thank you.. you shall me my next date.. ;O)

night.owls.sb said...

Jodi..

Congrats on 125..

Shirley..

Are you jotting this all down???

night.owls.sb said...

Iteach..

I am sorry!! but your romance in the barnyard comment.. OMG.. LMAO..

Jodi said...

CAROL - Can't wait...where are we going?

Jodi said...

So fun, but Mom's Taxi is due for takeoff....I'll bbl!!!

night.owls.sb said...

JodiHO!

Anywhere your heart desires..

♥♥♥

Maureen said...

CAROL...one word...REGIFT! Fill it with bath stuff and give it away! Or fill it with kids crap and give it to your god daughter! Or better yet, send it to JODI!!

I use all the baskets I have accumulated, fill them with stuff, like coffees or teas or bath stuff and give them as gifts! ;)~

bonachichi said...

Romance might be gone from the barnyard, but it's alive and kicking here at the nest!!

Tinkatia said...

I just read the blog and all the comments. That's great "after nap" reading. It's good to wake up with a smile.

Iteach - You taught me something new today. At my age that is an accomplishment. I always wondered how the farmers 'do it'.

I am not that interested in 'buy one get one free' but I love getting lots of Air Miles with my purchases. I have enough toilet paper in my garage to last through the next millennium.

I am still tired from organizing the cleaning lady. She is also coming Thursday and Friday mornings. That should be easier. She works hard and I have a nap. What's wrong with this picture.

Mary/MI said...

Mr Mary has gone on a fishing trip and I find myself getting stimulated here in the nest! oye vey!!!

Tinkatia said...

Zona - How hot did it get today?

Tinkatia said...

Dianne - Have you recovered from your ordeal at the dentist?

Tinkatia said...

Jodi - Great marching today.

Tinkatia said...

I had better get something done. I need to feel like I have accomplished something today. See you all later.

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East Bay J said...

CRAP I just got a big time foad! I had typed a long post and it's gone.

I usually try to copy before posting but didn't this time.

CRAP!

Anyway, wanted to ask Jodi what is a horse pull???

Loved the blog today Carol, and I would have put the orange carry-on in the Good Will bag.

I HATE GETTING FOADED!

I finished "The Necklace today, what a wonderful book!

Not sure who I am supposed to mail it to next, but whoever it is will enjoy it too!

Some great marching today! And Tina got 1st again, congrats!

bbl!

East Bay J said...

An orange box might mean too much spray on tan lol

kahonugrl said...

EBJ.....lmao. Someone gets it~

Dianne/Denver said...

K-GIRL: I got it!!

I am still at my daughters. I am a houseguest that is hard to get rid of...

You are all really busy marching today. I still can't believe that I didn't get first just because of the darn computer.

TINA: A snile is like a smile only 1/2.

TINK: I still have the pain but not as bad and I think I am getting used to it.

Oh good..think I just got out of cooking. Tammy asked me if I wanted to stay for dinner.

The music awards are on twice tonight--once at 6PM and then again at 9pm.

Dianne/Denver said...

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Jodi said...

EBJ - A horse pull is a competition to see how much weight 2 belgian horses can pull. Kinda like a tractor pull, but with horse power!!

DIANNE-GETTING-OUT-OF-COOKING-IN-DENVER - Glad the pain is less. And it's always better if someone else is willing to do the cooking!!

TINKA - Glad your cleaning lady is going to work out for you!!

MOHO - Great idea for the totes/containers/baskets!! Recycling at it's best!!

Jodi said...

do I dare start marching?!!?

Jodi said...

twice in one day?

Jodi said...

left, left, left, right, left!!!

Jodi said...

left, left, left, right, left!!!

Jodi said...

left, left, left, right, left!!!

Jodi said...

TINA - Are you waiting in the weeds?

Jodi said...

left, left, left, right, left!!!

Jodi said...

TURTLE - Come get me!!!

Jodi said...

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169!!!

Jodi said...

YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! :p

Jodi said...

Nanner, nanner, boo, boo!!

Mary/MI said...

Good Job Jodi!!

Tina, I forgot to say attah girl on being first Today.

Diane, I think Tina put a hex on your 'puter this morning lol!

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

SNACK ALERT

Hot fudge sundaes for everyone! Nuts and cherries are optional.

Jodi said...

I hope everyone has a good night!! Just getting ready to hunker down for the night. Can't wait for the season finale of the Housewives of NJ!! Bring on the catfights. :O)

Jodi said...

SHIRLEY - Thanks for the snack....just the thing to have while watching my show!!!

East Bay J said...

Shirley, thanx for the dessert!

Be careful when you mention NUTS around Carol, it sounds rather pornish ;)

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Good evening everyone!

Congrats on 1st Tina! Glad to see you survived the weekend.

Iteach your agricultural posts are very interesting, as was your blog. I taught a cake decorating course at the local Community College, about 7 or 8 years ago. I only had five students and one dropped out.

K-girl I always pencil in your 69's. You are actually only 4 away from tieing EBJ. So keep up the great marching.

Carol your free orange box is ugly. I'm sorry, but it is. I would do the same as Mo suggested or keep it for when you need prizes for a party game.

I am careful with the "buy on get one free" sales. Having worked in a grocery store for over 20 years I know it isn't always a bargin.

I hope everyone is well and if you aren't (((((HUGS))))).

Tomorrow is my younger sisters 36th birthday so we are taking mum and going out for supper. I helped mum make her a cake yesterday, so we will come back after for some Chocolate Miricle Whip Cake...yummy!

My older sister went on a 10 day cruise up the Saint Lawrence River yesterday. She was really excited about going. Tinka she is on a Holland America cruise ship. I believe that was the same cruise line you were on wasn't it?

East Bay J said...

Kgirl, I was laughing at your orange box comment and MR. EBJ asked me what was so funny.

I said one of the bloggers is talking about her orange box!

He just laughed and said oh ok!

I've read comments to him before, or he reads over my shoulder, and gets a big kick out of it!

East Bay J said...

Carol's orange box could be a great White Elephant gift.

I have a PENIS PUMP that I got as a White Elephant gift a few years ago. I tried to get my mom to take it for a gag gift for the hostess of a party she was going to, but she didn't think it would be appropoo.

Maybe I should have given it to Bear when he was here last year?? lol

East Bay J said...

Jodi, I've never heard of a horse pull! Thanx for the explanation!

Mary/MI said...

Carol, I forgot to comment on your blog!
I get a lot of perfume samples,cosmetics,and way too many pouches & bags. I need to get rid of more stuff. My Nieces usually get the perfumes. They make good stocking stuffers.

BBL have to watch the Mentalist and the CMA Awards show.

kahonugrl said...

Shirley:

Ill take a female Sunday thank you~


EBJ: You actually admit to owning a penis pump? Careful now you may get inundated with pleas for help.

Tina~in_ut said...

Dear God!!!! you people are all pornish~

EBJ~ did you do with the necklace what most of the women in the book did? :D

And Di~ Honey......i had to sign in this morning and i kept getting my email address wrong....so there was no way you were going to beat me if you didn't already! I'm just that good!!! :)~

Tina~in_ut said...

I want NUTS!!!~ :D

night.owls.sb said...

Snack Alert.. yummo.. after being on the treadmill for 50min I can sure use one hell of snack..

Did everyone notice.. 50min.. Yippee for me... First time ever I did 50min..

Please God give me strength to keep it going..

sorry, just had to get my daily prayer in there..

:O)

bonachichi said...

Kudos to you, Carol! Doing something good for your body!

night.owls.sb said...

I will be watching Real Housewives of NJ as well.. not sure why tho, cause I see it daily..

night.owls.sb said...

Bonacci...

TY.. it is so very hard...

kahonugrl said...

HO HUM

kahonugrl said...

COME ON LETS GO

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Out the door to home.....carry on with the porn in my absence

East Bay J said...

Kgirl, congrats on the march today!

I won the penis pump as a gift at a White Elephant exchange.

I asked MR. EBJ if he would like it, and he said yeah right!

Now he could very well have secretly wanted it, but I doubt he'd admit it LOL!!!!!!!!

I almost threw it in the Good Will bag, but I decided to save it, the right person to give it to will come along! he he he.

Tina, no I didn't do "it" yet like in the book, but I think it's a great idea!!

Did you??

I have to email Sandie to see who is to get the book next.

Bebbilane said...

Tina, congrats on #1

Carol - regifting!

All: Hiya..hope everyone is well!

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

OMG, I just read Carol's comment as "first time I ever did 50men" not 50min! You people bring the worse out in me! LOL!

night.owls.sb said...

HI Bebbi!!

Shirley..
LOL.. 50 men, kinda wish I did.. :O)

night.owls.sb said...

OMG.. those NJ housewives are total cafones.. I can't believe what I just saw.. OMG..

FYI.. Cafone or Gavone:
there is no primary definition for the italian word "cafone". it is spelt G-A-V-O-N-E. it only sometimes sounds like "cafone" due to different dialects. However, the word "gavone" by definition is an embarassment to themselves

night.owls.sb said...

I also found this...

Cafone" is an Italian word that has found its way into American English slang. It was originally a neutral Italian word meaning a poor peasant. However, in Italian it evolved to mean an uncouth, boorish, ill-mannered person, and that's also what it means in American English slang.

night.owls.sb said...

Ok, I am signing off for the nite..

c u all tomorrow..

:O)

Tina~in_ut said...

O M G ! ! ! !

my daughter just brought me her cell phone....she received this porn 7 PAGE text message!!!! O M G ! ! !

It was so nasty! I had just finished watching the NJ girls...and my blood was boiling! I called the number and this man answered and I let him have it! He "claims" it's probably his daughter sending the texts and I didn't give a damn who was sending them. I told him if they didn't stop, I was calling the police! You should have seen my family when I was done!

iteach said...

Wow! Tina good for you for making that phone call!!!

I was just thinking that the necklace should have been around the penis pump for a picture. :)

iteach said...

On a serious note...........

We also went to a hog farm today and it was very sad to listen to the farmer talk about the huge amount of money he lost because of the words "swine flu".

People are still afraid to eat pork even though it has been in the news a lot that the "swine flu" did not come from hogs.

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Good for you Tina! And good for your daughter to bring it to your attention. I still think I would report it and let the cops have a talk with this guy or his "daughter
".

Mary/MI said...

Tina, I would have liked to have been a fly-on-the-wall at the mans house and yours! I hope the guilty party stops. They could get in a lot of trouble!

EBJ,If no one else is in line for the book I would love to read it. I read a short version in Readers Digest a long time ago and would love the "rest of the story".

Tina~in_ut said...

Iteach, Shirley, and Mary~ my blood is still boiling!!~ and Mary...you don't want to be a fly on my wall....I kill them~ :)~

East Bay J said...

Tina that is disgusting, the man sounds very nonchalant about the whole thing. Ugh.

Good for your daughter for showing the text to you.

Mary, can you email me your address and I'll send the book to you. I haven't heard from Sandie and I am sure she won't mind!

night.owls.sb said...

Tina..

That was awful, my blood would be boiling as well.. Kudos to you for doing as you did.. and Kudos to your daughter for showing you..

I would have love to been a fly on the wall to watch you in action.. I would have totally been proud..

night.owls.sb said...

BTW..

I have no blogs.. so if anyone feels like writing one, please by all means, I am willing to copy and paste..

Thanks!


I am off to bed..

Mary/MI said...

EBJ, you have email :)

Tina,I kill any thing crawling or flying in my house too! Hope they aren't incarnations of Elvis or one of the Beatles lol!!

Mary/MI said...

nite Carol. I will be heading to my quiet, peaceful,odor free bed soon.

whabbear said...

Thank goodness for that, Mary!

Bonacci: It's a square sponge on an arm that swivels and bends. I actually think it will make getting to all areas of the forward and rear windshields easier.

If I get it, that is!

Mary/MI said...

Whabbear, that just sounds pornish lol!!

MEK in AZ said...

Mary - I thought the same thing about Whabby's comment!!
:-)

tina - OMG - I'm sure that you still haven't calmed down yet!!

Okay - i'm going to get to bed before midnight - have 'signed up' to walk again really early!!

I hope everyone has an excellent WEnesday!!
:-)

Just_Lin said...

Wow, sure was a lot of barnyard porn in here today! LOL

iteach Keep up the good work with the reports.

Carol Everytime I order another year's subscription to TV Guide, they send me a tote. Every year it's the exact same tote. I give it to Goodwill.

Mary LOL @ your odor free bed!

Goldie I hope your throat feels better in the morning.

EBJ If you ever have a garage sale, it would be funny to have the penis pump out on the sale table just to see people's reactions. LOL

Sweet dreams, everyone.

Zona said...

TINA: Nasty is right! I'm glad you told him what's what..good for you!

CAROL: I've been thinking...you bought Moroccan Oil..I can't figure out how the tote was chosen as a free gift. Wouldn't a nice brush have made more sense?

Thanks CAROL for building my Italian vocabulary by one! :D

G'night J/LIN and MEK..and all that went to bed much earlier..

MARY: Spread out and enjoy! :D

JODI: GOOD MORNING!!!

Zona said...

225 :D

whabbear said...

Shakes head at Mary and MEK. What ARE we to do with you?

Niters, Zona and J/L!

Jodi said...

Good morning ZONA!! Whooda thunk about the stand-ins?!!? I guess it goes to show, men are easy....in all races and breeds!!! :P

TURTLE - Congrats on 200...surprised you didn't knock me out for 169!!

EBJ - My smartass answer to your question would've been....well, it ain't a taffy pull!!

TINA - That was horrible. Good for you for confronting that ASS!!!

SLIN - Sweet dreams 2 U!!

Dianne/Denver said...
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Jodi said...

Good night DIANNE!!

Jodi said...

230!!!

kahonugrl said...

Tina on a serious note, I would still report it to the police or the cell provider you use. He could be blaming his daughter for his perverse acts. We are all adults here and use mainly innuendo, but for Twin 1 to get that is just wrong, be it from him or his daughter. Kudos to her for bringing it to you, but if it is him who else is he sending that crap to?

I vote with some of the others that you still report it.