Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Cleveland Browns .
Q. What do the Cleveland Browns and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ . '
Q. How do you keep a Cleveland Brown out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.
Q. What do you call a Cleveland Brown with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.
Q. What's the difference between the Cleveland Browns and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. How many Cleveland Browns does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!
Q. What do the Cleveland Browns and a possum have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!