Saturday, May 26, 2012


by Sac Barb

These definitions fit so well, they should be in a dictionary:

A person who has stopped growing at both ends
and is now growing in the middle.

A place where women curl up and dye.

The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

Mud with the juice squeezed out.

Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

Cold Storage.

Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

An insect that makes you like flies better.

A grape with a sunburn.

Something you tell to one person at a time.

A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

The pain that drives you to extraction.

One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

An honest opinion openly expressed.

And MY Personal Favorite!

Something other people have,
Similar to my character lines.


Zona said...

Good Morning!!

BARB: 'Tomorrow' true..and 'Chicken' is kinda were all funny tho..thanks for the smiles this morning!

J/LIN: I was just checking in 51 to read comments from after I wrote earlier this morning and I realized that even with the limited amount of posts..I somehow missed saying HI to you. I'm sorry about anyone will attest..sometimes I'm just a dork. I hope you still saved some chips for me... :)

Zona said...

I went to sleep way too late..and I'm up too early. My sister is coming over today for back ribs..corn on the cob and cucumber tomato salad...there's something else too..but I can't remember what it is...

It's only going to be in the 80s so it should be a nice day..It'll be an even better day if I can remember what that other menu item is..sheesh..

Oh..and I finally tried Arizona Ice Tea's Arnold Palmer good!!

Going to go check my farms..poor

Have a good day everyone! :)

Zona said...

BARB: Oh the list after a few more sips of DP.. DUST..LOL!!! :D

Lynn D said...

Morning glories!

I think I am a raising. lol

I hope everyone is having a wonderful weekend.

We have sunshine and I am going to do laundry and paint and relax. We will see if any of that really happens. :)

Waving at everyone!

Just_Lin said...

Zona Congrats on being the prettiest on this fine Saturday. No offense taken in A51. I will always share my chips with you. We are also having barbequed baby back ribs and corn on the cob for dinner. I may make baked potatoes, too, or salad, or both. It's not looking very inviting outside right now; overcast, cool and breezy.

Just_Lin said...

LynnD You are a raising (like bread dough) or you are a raisin? Funny picture in my mind. LOL

Just_Lin said...

SacBarb I've been involved with some of those committees. I bet you have, too.

sacBarb said...

J/L, Most definitely. Remember I worked in government.

I most identify with the last one. I have MANY character lines. However, I also must have become an adult at 10 years old, because I stopped growing at both ends at at that age and I am growing in the middle now.

Zona, I thought you would like the Dust definition. BTW, you are beautious today, well everyday really, but especially today.

Lynn, I hope you get to your painting today.

Dianne/Denver said...

Area 51 SacBarb---yes, they gave me an antiviral pill for the shingles. They said it really needed to be taken earlier but might help. I take it religiously

I enjoyed your blog today, Barb. I like the dust one too. They r all funny. Thanks for sending it in for us.

Zona--u r beautiful this fine Memorial Day Saturday. The food u r missing is your beans and fruit and you also gave rolls. Remember?

JL---your dinner sounds yummy too. Too bad your weather won't cooperate. My daughter is bringing us dinner tonight so that will be nice and nice to visit too

Lynn--hope u get to paint and relax today. I think that's what weekends r made for so enjoy.

Where us Michael? I hope he is feeling okay and not any sicker.

I have some good news for once and I'm quietly saying it as I don't want to jinx it---Louis is feeling better today. I think the muscle relaxers have made a big difference.

Zona said...

DI: Thank you!! I remembered the fruit and the rolls..forgot all about the baked beans! I set the can on the counter so I wouldn't forget again! :D

*whispering with great enthusiasm* Yay Louis! :)

LYNN: I can't wait to see some of your paintings! got the order should have been relax..paint and THEN laundry..ijs.. ;D

J/LIN: Omg..overcast, cool and breezy sounds like heaven to me! We have the doors and windows's 83* and just beautiful it! Enjoy your sounds delish.. :D Thanks for the chips!!

BARB: I have a new theory..I think when I dust it goes up my nose..turns into mud..ewww..and then somehow short circuits my brain cells through my sinuses..that's why I can't remember anything..whattya think? No? Well..that's my story and I'm stickin' to no more dusting for me!! :D

I feel better already!!

♫Red Solo cup♫

Dianne/Denver said...

Zona---sounds like u r in the party mood. You have your red solo cup so "proceed to,party". Whew, glad I remembered the beans. My tummy is growling but Tammy is coming over and bringing dinner---yum and nice to visit. Enjoy your BBQ and have a swig for mevoutbof the red solo cup (I don't know how to make musical notes)

Just_Lin said...

Dianne Praise the Lord! Louis (and you) are finally getting a respite from his back pain.

Dianne/Denver said...

Looks like I don't knowhowto type either

Just_Lin said...

Dianne How was dinner? It was nice of your daughter to bring dinner to you and Louis. Does she cook?