Beans, aka Legumes

what is it with these little things
that make my tummy rumble
they say beans are good for
you, i have read that somewhere,
i was even told my by elders
"to eat my beans at every meal"

try as i might, to love them and
and at times i do, i have to plan
my day around them, if i eat
beans, i must stay put!

yes, of course we have "beano"
and even good ole "gas ex"
but who the heck can remember
to inhale these deterrent's of
tummy rumble, when you
have so much else to remember!

i always wondered, who concocted
"beano" since it was devised to
be taken before eating beans

then why do we eat them?

all i know, if a bean is near by,
and enters my tummy the
rumble begins!

so for now, unless i plan
accordingly, no beans will be
entering my tummy as the
rumble is way to loud!

:O)