I can run to 69 and 169 and even 269, I can send out pornish comments, and receive them as well. I can talk all I want about porn, and no one can say a word.
Tina, your job is now complete, you were a terrific "lent monitor" but it is time for you to move on, go to the wonders of the earth and help others who were on the wrong path during lent. However, please don't tell them all the 69's you did on the older blogs when no one was watching, cause that would be so very wrong. You are going to have to lie, its the only way..
I was sent this video, I did not watch it till after midnight last night (I am lying, I watched it as soon as I got it). I am so very excited to share it with you all. If you have little children in the room, please cover their eyes..
This is my kind of porn, at its finest.. Hooray!!!!!
Hippoty Hoppity ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
:O)
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115 comments:
69~
I had a little too much fun yesterday~ ijs~
lol.....Carol~ what pervish person would ever send you something as pornish as that....especially during Lent?!!!!! Shame on them! :D
i just read the title.....does that mean that you found free porn?
Morning OWLETTES!!!!!!!
Tina congats on 1st - FORE!!!!
BRB
Good morning Carol, Tina! Congrats on 1st (and 69?) Tina.
Something tells me Tina might have been doing something else whilst running for 1st.
From A51: Kgrl, only you? I'm sure there would have been equal opportunity for all. European women seem to have a lot of trouble remembering to put their bikini tops on.
IBB, you snuck (sneaked?) in when I wasn't looking. Good morning to you and happy day to all following!
Morning Glories!
Congrats on first Tina! Aren't you late???
Carol LMAO at the video. I looked at the freeze frame and saw bunny ears and I thought is that a speaker? WTH? I was right! To funny! be careful rushing right back into the porn you might put your back out!
I have a busy day ahead. The food bank had a huge food donation this weekend and I have to go help sort it. Should be interesting.
I am going to hit the coffee so I can be revvved up!
Good Morning IBB and Bonacci!
Carol..I loved the video...
Morning Banacci...
LynnD...LOL @ Put your back out!!!
hope everyone has a good day... I thought we wouldn't be busy ... but have been..
NOT COMPLAINING... you know.. job security!!!
O.K... I know it bOnacci.. really not trying to change your name!!!
OMG... They are playing QUEEN on the OLDIES station... that is just wrong on so many levels!!!
PORNTEEN
IBB....LOL....I know what you mean!!
Carol....Glad to see that you haven't lost your pornish touch!!! The video cracked me up!
Morning to Bonacci, Lynndee, and Tina! Got to go catch up on yesterdays comments, maybe I can figure out why Tina had too much fun??
Attention K Mart Shoppers...
Tina sent me the video, and yes during lent, and yes she watched it, and yes she has alot of repenting to do.. and yes, shame on her!
End of Red Light Special...
Tina!
HA! back to 69, so fun.. I am running around my office nekkid.. Double Fun..
:O)
Morning....
Tina, Bonacci,Ibb, Mek, Scirish
Happy Monday!!
Good Morning......
Tina - congrats on FIRST...
Guess I need to go back to other areas!!
cpgem - in our house, Lent always ended Easter Sunday morning - so, you put in extra hours!! LOL
waving howdy to Tina, IBB, bonacci, Lynn D, Scirish, cpgem, and all who land.....
I hope everyone has an excellent day!!
:-)
I'm watching CNN right now - (only cuz that was on when i turned the tv on).......there was a high speed chase going on in CA - the car just crashed...... I have NO idea who is in the car and why they would be carrying this live!!
anybody know???
it had the look of an "O.J." chase!!!
Ok, so now I am really in the mood..
:O)
HAPPY DANCE!!!!!!!!!!
Carol, you crack me up!
Tina: Congrats on your faux 69!
Mek..
I know I put in extra hrs, but I felt bad being pornish on Easter.
:O)
Whabby...
Tina called me Queen of Porn yesterday, and I was really very happy, however I don't want to take your job away from you.. So we can share the title.. That is Triple Fun!
Ok, gotta go..
Going to run around the streets nekkid.. :O)
Have a great day!
BTW..
Don't I look, porntastic..
IBB; call me anything you want as long as it's not late for dinner!
MEK, that car chase/crash is being broadcast on our local news. It's what we do here. Like sports.
Mary - hope you are writing that blog!! LOL..
K'Girl - I feel for ya!!
Whabby - good morning.
bonacci - I haven't turned over to the Today Show, cuz I can't stop watching this car chase/crash.. it's like a train wreck.. just glad I'm not trying to get to work!!
we have the border patrol choppers over head right now...
Carol, you look very sexy. AhhhOOOGAAA!
maybe we can get a chopper above cpgem running in the streets nekkid!!!
:-)
oh - and one more comment before I have to get on with my day..
I want to know who is REALLY going to raise this puppy in the White House - cuz you know, it's a full time job!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bo is sure a cutie pie though!! I wish them luck!!!
OMG - The Dugger family who has a million children....... their son JUST got married and now THEY are pregnant........
so - a grandchild is on the way!!
This girl better RUN!!!!!!!!
okay - I really need to get going.
IBB wrong on so many levels! LOL
Carol again pace yourself! LOL
MEK I saw the story about the Duggars and thought crap the mom is preggers again. Nope the son. Excuse me here "Breeding the next Generation".
Bonacci it's what we do here. Like sports! LMAO!
I don't know if we can take two Porn Queens! Whabby and Carol! ROFLMAO
PORNYONE? I think could be PORNYTWO.
Have to get in the shower.
It is almost noon here in Mich.
Mornin' to the west coasters and good afternoon to the Midwest & Easterners!!!
My stinkin' laundry is almost done!
Carol, ILMAO ( Tina can you do that now lol). The video was totally hoppin'boppin' porn!
Tina, ease into the porn, you may OD!!
MEK....working on it :)
IBB, say it ain't so!!
Whabbear, you will always be my King of Queens" lol!!
LynnD, Happy to hear of your new donations.I am sure they are sorely needed.
Bonacci "hi there!
Ok I am running out the door in a minute! I just had to share this thought I had in the shower.
Does this mean Carol is a Porn again Christian?
Just flying in as I'm flying out! Still cracking up over the video--not sure I'll ever look at stuffed animals the same way ....
Have a great day, all! It's rainy and chilly and I have lots of errands to run. Yuck.
LynnD, LOL!!!!
LynnD...LOL..you are too funny!!!
Good Morning Hooters
Congrats on 1st tina~
Hope everyone who is re-joining the world for Porn has a great day!
Hope everyone else has a great day too.
50!
LynnD, BWAH HA HA!!
HI Goldie! Hi Sandi!
Remember my caller from the other day? Well he left another voice mail.
He said he was sorry, and didn't mean it. Is in the middle of changing med's (something we guessed) and didn't mean anything by his threatening calls. Sorry to your 'wife' and kids too. Said that he was contacted by the police and realized he had erred (you think?!)and should not of done that.
So- long and short- I hope that is that and we never hear from him again.
Good morning/afternoon, Owls!
Carol I decided I better put my tassels on for today's blog. That was a cute vid. May I ask why you were running around in your office nekkid?
Tina Looks like Eunice had a very rough night!
LynnD LMAO!
Just checking in. Flying in and out again. I love Easter weekend. Have a great day everyone. See you tomorrow.
Goldie... So glad to hear that.... BUT STILL!!!
that was too scary!!!
I just took a good look at Eunice. Somebody needs to pull her finger out of the light socket. The poor gal will be glowin in the dark!
Tina, we can all be thankful you're not a hairdresser. I think you have an evil side.
ya think? :D
Carol~ I just shared your blog with a co-worker.....she's still laughing!!!~
oh what the heck~
CAROL - Luv the video.....!!! I had a feeling that it was our WHORETINA that sent it to you!!
Just a quick hello to EVERYONE!!!
I had to take my oldest son to the dr this morning. We're trying to figure out whether or not he needs appendix taken out. They took blood and urine samples this morning, but was not a definitive answer. We have to go back @ 4:45 this afternoon. The dr will make a decision then about doing a CAT scan. Get this.....my freakin' manager asked if maybe my MIL could take my son to the dr.....WTF!!! I had to hold myself back from beatin' the crap out of her!!!
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left, left, left, right, left!!!
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68
left, left, left, right, left!!!
69
aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
THAT WAS 69!!!!!
TINA!!! Congrats.....was it good for you?!!?
Goldie, getting an apology only make it weirder to me. A Jekyll/Hyde thing.
I'm back
for 75!
Goldie:
Document that second call with the popo. Just so that if it leads to something (harassment, etc...) I like Bonacci thinks it's kinda weird.
Jodi: Hope the appy is not needed.
I think TinaHO just needs to pull her finger outta her ^@s. ijs~
porn again christian....classic!
Can I go back to bed please?
Will someone write a note for my boss?
But damn I had a good weekend. ;-)
Already did kgirl! Not letting one thing that idiot does go by without recording it. Especially since he admitted to being off his meds!
I'll write you a note- go ahead and get some sleep.
Venturing home and waiting for Jodi to call about her son. Hopefully it doesn't require surgery- but if it does, I am here to go sit with her or whatever she needs.
Goldie:
Good that you did that.
Appy's are an easy surgery, tho I hope he doesn't need it. I had mine out and was back to work in 3 days. Good vibes that he doesn't need it!!!! But thanks for steppin in to help her out should she need it.
Hi Everyone!! My granddaughters and I were up late and all of us slept until 1PM today!! Glad they like to sleep in too. They are off-track at school for three weeks and this is the last week. We are a lazy bunch here.
TINA: Very nice blog and music yesterday. I have to laugh how we go from church music to porn in a day!! I guess that's why we all love being owls!!
BTW TINA, I am glad you joined us at the movie. I loved it and am amazed how you and my daughter and all the kids already know the words and how to do the "Hoe-Down" (keeping this clean as it was the Miley Cyrus movie). It was a little bit embarrassing to see you all do it in the aisle of the movie but at least everyone clapped for all of you. I hope you didn't mind when I moved to another seat!! :) Seriously, I thought the movie was pretty good plus it had Taylor Swift and Rascal Flatts in it too.
ZONA: Your food sounded so good. I would imagine you have some yummy left-overs. How did MrZ do with his new hours today? Have you changed your sleep pattern or just the partner?
Guess I had better go and see what these little princess's have on the agenda for the rest of the day and night. I hear them in there showering and blow drying hair so we must be going somewhere. Guess they will grow up to be Night Owls too!!
MARY: Welcome back.
JODI: Hope your son will be okay. Keep up posted on what the Dr has to say. Hugs to you
Afternoon everyone!
I am exhausted. We sorted about 2000 pounds of food and have 3000 more pounds coming! The local market has changed owners and the new owner is clearing everything out and starting fresh. He is donating all of the food to us but we have to sort and check expiration dates and make sure that anything with peanuts or peanut butter are not on the recall list.
In the midst of this we are painting and new shelves are being built for us. When it rains it pours. We are extremely lucky and so no complaints here. Chaos is chaos but it will be great when everything is done.
Jodi I am sending up positive vibes for your son. So weird as Ritchie's dad had his appendix burst at the end of Feburary. So I am hoping that they caught your sons early.
I wonder how Pornacious Carol is doing today! Do you think she put her clothes back on yet?
Did she even put them on? She was talking about running around nekkid.
Hey everyone if you want a laugh check out this link. It is the annual Peeps Diorama contest. It's a hoot.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/gallery/2009/04/10/GA2009041001969.html
The dr. said he doesn't think it is his appendix, but if it gets worse to bring him back in the morning. I guess we'll just have to wait and see!!
GOLDIE - Thanks for the offer....you are a true friend in need!!! And lol @ Inga asking if I was coming over yesterday!!! That totally made my day!!! I have Thursday and Friday off. I think I might need a cocktail or two....ijs!!!
TURTLE - Thanks for the text....and good vibes!! I think it worked. :O)
LYNN D - Hoping he doesn't need it....been thru it with my hubby!! I'd rather error on the side of caution with my kids.
DIANNE - Thank you....and sounds like you're training the girls early!!!
ZONA - Thanks for the texts and call!! And holy crap.....I think the candles worked, now blow them out before you burn the house down!!!
Heading to bed. It's been a long and trying day.
LYNN D - Thanks for the link....I think I like the Peepsalot one the best!!!
Good evening feathered friends!
What a mix of emotions I have had with today's blog...
...FRIGHT when I saw Eunice's pic
...CARE when I read about HODI's son
...RELIEF at the stalker not being a stalker
...HYSTERIA when I read CAROL is a PORN AGAIN CHRISTIAN!! I nearly pee'd my pants!!
LYNNN... that totally has to be QOTD~! Wow, 5000 pounds of food overall donated. That is awesome.
TINA...congrats on 69!
HODI...hoping your son will be ok. I think appendix surgery is done laproscopically these days.
{{hugs}} and, I would have popped the boss in the chops!!
K-GIRL...go home after work and get some sleep! You aren't as young as you used to be ;)~
LANI...baby on board yet?
Good evening everyone! Somehow I knew today's blog or comments would have porn in them. Lol! And why doesn't it surprise me that Tina was behind the video?
I'm going to call it a night and go to bed. I worked until 5:30 today and then I did more income taxes when I got home. I just stopped a little while ago. Haven't had supper yet, but it's 9:30 now and I just want to go to bed. Good night!
Glad you have your porn back Carol! Enjoy it!
Could someone let me know if Carol was arrested for running around the streets of NJ naked...I'd like to help with the bail money. Thanks!
MO - Thanx.....it took all I had not to!!!
Jodi, I know you will keep a good Motherly eye on him. My niece went through a lot before they finally diagnosed her. They thought it was her appendix too, turned out to be mono. I will add a small prayer for him tonight as I have been doing for Rene Eve's SIL.
Tina,I think your "alter ego"Eunice needs to visit "What Not to Wear",and the Today show for a complete make over ijs.
JodiHO!
I will wiggle my pornish ass in your bosses face for you, cause, well, I love porn, and well, I would do anything for you..
:O)
Lynn...
HA.. Porn again Christian..
Priceless.
TinaHO!
I thought you knew, all my porn is free, I pay for nothing.. but, there are times I get paid.. LOL
Scirish..
I can never lose my pornish touch, its embedded in me.. :O)
Mek...
Pornteen.. LOL
Shirley...
Yes, Tina was behind it all.. in more ways then one.. :O)
And
Thank you for offering bail, but it is not needed, as all in my town, know my love for porn, so they are used to me running around nekkid...
And
I tell ya, its cold out there in the nekkid, you gotta keep running to keep warm..
LOL
Awwww.. Bonacci, TY, I am blushing...
J/L...
Thanks for putting your tassels on.. Fun..
and
If you want to be pornish, you have to be nekkid.. lol
CAROL...I just had horrible thought...Cici and Sarah finding your porn stash while you are at work and getting down with it...
Getting down on Carol's porn....
that just sounds wrong on so many levels~
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ok all of you accouting peeps out there. If you got a simple excel spreadsheet and had a "Total" column at the end with either a pink, yellow, or green highlite to it and the legend was at the bottom of the sheet (pink for completed, yellow designating backorders, and green as TBD because of freight costs) do ya think you could figure out what I was trying to get across?
Oy~
Mo...
Newsflash, Cici and Sarah are way to old to remember anything to do with porn..
Sad really....
Turtle....
Pick me, Pick me..
I got the answer, hand up waving madly..
KGIRL...I'm not even an accounting peep and I get it. Except I would have used lavender, lt. turquise and red ;)~
CAROL...why do you think they are in bed by 9? They are spent! And they can't remember because their heads are still spinning!!!!
Turtle..
"Getting down on Carol's porn...."
Not wrong at all.. I kinda liked it..
:O)
Mo...
Spinning is right, but not together..
LOL
Ok.. turtle, even tho you did not pick me.. here is my answer..
You are trying to figure out that...
"Porn comes in many colors"
Perfect, dontcha think????
Happy Monday Owls
Carol, After watching the video, I separated all my stuffed animals. Now they are too far away from each other to get into trouble. I don't want them breeding. :0)
Jodi, Your manager sounds like mine when I worked at the Governor's Office. When I finally got to take a vacation, I was gong to Hawaii and he asked if there was a number where he could reach me there. (this was 1990 before we all had cell phones.) I told him if he had am emergency to call 9-1-1.
Carol, I wouldn't bet that CiCi and Sarah are too old for porn. Those Italian Stallions are never too old.
Tina, congrats on #1/69 and feeding Carol's porn fetish. I think she was suffering from withdrawals.
MEK, How's the ankles?
Zona, Is it still raining?
Carol hunnie....
When I think of porn, I am NOT thinking of colors...bwahahahaha
Hi hooters,
Carol, I'm so glad you got your porn back, and that video was funny!
Tina, congrats on 1st and 69 today.
Yikes, what happened to Eunice? The first thing that comes to mind was she is getting her inner Hee Haw on.
I don't see a price tag hanging off her hat, tho. haha!
Some funny stuff on the blog today, esp. "porn again Christian", "king of queens".
My co=worker told me today that a man walked into our clinic and wanted to see his dr.
He had a BOOGER in his nose, and said he didn't want to cause his nose to bleed by picking it.
She said the booger was almost hanging out of his nostril , so she wasn't sure why it would bleed.
He was sent home with instructions to use saline nasal spray to soften it...
EBJ...I can't even imagine that. How does one get a booger so big and hard like that????? I think I threw up a little thinking about it!
Isn't it crazy Mo? We sure get some bizarre stuff at the clinic. We are not urgent care or the ED, but people come in with some really strange stuff.
I could write a blog about it!
I am sure you could too since you work in the medical field!
Hi Everyone!
I can't believe how late I'm getting here tonight. Mr. Z changed his schedule 180 degrees and we're both trying to get used to it. I'm supposed to change from a night owl to an early bird..I don't know if that's gonna happen!
CPGEM: The video was so funny! I think I'm going to always associate you with porn now. Marilyn Chambers, who was in 'Behind The Green Door'..an early porn film..passed away today. I read the article and all I could think of was, "I wonder if CPGEM ever saw that movie!" You will now and forever be the PORNINATOR....lol..and you've earned the title!
Thanks for the fun blog today..well tonight.. ;)
TINA: Congrats on FIRST plus 69! I still think Eunice looks like she doesn't like the smell of her flowered hat. I do love her jbf look though... ;)
IBB: LOL @ Queen on the oldies station...and it doesn't help that we know ALL the words!
MEK: PORNTEEN? lol...
GOLDIE: Amen to that..I hope you don't hear from him ever again...
JODI: I'll keep them lit just a bit longer, kay? But I'm sure your son will be alright.
DIANNE: Lots of leftovers..I wish you could have come for dinner..but it sounds like you had a ball at the movies.
LYNND: LMAO..porn again Christian..
MARY: I didn't get a chance to tell you yesterday...write the frickin' blog.. ;)
SACBARB: No more rain..it was in the 80's today. I think we are getting more rain this weekend though.
MO: CPGEM's parents finding her porn stash and not giving it back...lol..every daughter's nightmare..well that and catching them using it... ;)
J/L: Lovin' the tassels!
Waving HI to TINKA, KGRL, EBJ, SANDIE, BONACCI, SCIRISH, the svelte beauty NIGHT.OWLS.SB, SHIRLEY and BEAR!
Jodi I sure hope that things get resolved for your son, whatever it turns out to be.
Zona I'm absolutely not suited to be an early bird. I don't know how you'll do it.
Sweet dreams, Hooters.
TURTLE - In regard to your accounting question.....sounds pretty STRAIGHTforward to me!!! lmao!!!
MARY - Thanks for the prayers!!
CAROL - Thanks for the wiggles....:O)
SACBARB - lol @ call 911!!!
JUST LIN - Thank you!! And you are lookin' fab in your tassles!!!
LAST!!!
Onepornty!!!
Just in case anyone is interested these are the people who are in the lead of the stats I am keeping for 2009 (of course you all know that I'm leading in all the catagories, this is just to make you guys feel better).
QOTD - Mary - 9
1st - Tina - 20
25 - Mek - 28
50 - Tinka - 18
69 - EBJ - 23
100 - Tina - 15
Blogs - Carol - 35
Come on people where is your competative spirit? Are you going to let these people win? Get out there and kick some ass!!!! Put those marching boots, helmets, kneepads and fins on and MARCH!!!!!
Give me a TGive me a EGive me a DGive me a IGive me a OGive me a UGive me a SMARCH!MARCH!MARCH!
Ok that last part didn't work right but you get what I'm trying to say, right?
Last!!!!!
SHIRLEY...what are you trying to say?????
bwahahahahaha
LAST
Well I have managed to do it again...but it was well worth the yawns I will have in a few hours.
LAST~
lol~
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