by Dianne
Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you -- or pass it on to an older friend
Please pass this on to your CHILDREN and Grandchildren so they can understand your texts.
ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CGU: Can't get up
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
37 comments:
Good Moaning~
Di~ I love this.....my favorite was....BFF- Best Friend Farted~ Made me think of DeeDee~ :D
Dianne that is amusing!! I am sure that the "older" owls will find this helpful as well...you know...like Mary..
and Tina dear...don't try to diffuse your reputation as a walking gas leak by attempting to throw the "fart focus" on me!
you ARE the one that can "clear the savanna after every meal!"
...and does!
Yes dear.....i forgot....ur don't fart....you SHART~ I stand corrected~
Good morning TINA and DEE DEE.
I laughed when I read this and sent it to Tina for a blog last month!
DEE DEE...they didn't include these for you:
CFMGE: Can't Find My Glass Eye
OTITTA: Oops, Toaster In The Tub Again
TINA, you can use:
GGCCM: Gotta Go Cricut Calling Me
Morning glories!
We have Eva home! She was released yesterday and is adjusting nicely. Boy this girl can raise her voice too! She has all of us at her beck and call. :) She is eating like a champ.
ok, GGP See you all in a bit.
LYNN...HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY! Soooo glad EVA's home! YAY!!!!
OMG Mo~ I just found ur blog~ I'm sorry~ I'll post it next week if you want~ :D
LynnD~ so happy Eva is home~
I was only going to do a quick R&R(read & run), but had to comment on the blog, cracked me up!
DeeDee, If I remember correctly you are at least 1 or 2 decades ahead of me! If we make me say "45" that can keep you in the "60ishes".
Lynnd, I am thrilled for all of you! How wonderful to be able to hold & comfort her!
Tina,when are you going to TMTA??
MO, LOL @ CFMGE!!!
????? Mary~ take my tit afuera?
Tina close..."touch my tits again!!
nasty~
Tina, Good moaning (barely). You look dreamy as usual. I wonder if they've developed a car yet that can run on our own farts. According to your reputation, everybody would want you along for the ride.
Dianne (and MO) Very funny! I laughed at a lot of them. My fav is Best Friend Farted and Forgot Where I Was. LOL
LynnD Yay! So happy that Eva is home now. How's Richie taking it?
Mary Tina seems fascinated by your tits. Did you have to explain what they were? ;)
It's like the psych ward at the old folk's home in here today. I want to know where you guys are getting your drugs!
Just dropped in to say "hey". See you all later.
Shirley!! Oh Shirley!!
I don't wear "flip-flops"...but do these Japanese Okobos count?
I remember back in 2007 when I shared the story of my husbands tragic death.....I talked about the emptiness and loneliness I felt....I really missed that toaster....
and Tinka very sweetly inquired as to whether it was a 2 slice or a 4 slice.....lq
and I don't recall who it was that told me that I had gotten a great deal on the memorial stone....anyone remember who that was?
Dianne was very supportive at the time....but I don't think she made that remark.....most of the things she said sounded like muffled laughter.....but I know she was all choked up...
hey y'all!! I know y'all are shocked to see me lol
I haven't stopped by in SO long(shame on me) but y'all always make me feel welcome!!
Happy New Year to y'all and I'll try to start coming by more often in 2011!!
ROFLMAO@BFF-best friend farted!!
No DeeDee it isn't the same. That's like asking if a Rolls Royce is the same as a Volkswagon Beetle.
Happy Saturday Owls.
Di, Love the seniors code. They forgot WTF = Why the face?
Good afternoon lovely Tina.
Lynn, So happy to hear Eva is home and improving.
J/L, LOL @ "explain about what they were?"
Hey Joey, long time no see! Happy New Year back atcha.
Waving wildly also to Dee, Mo, Mary, Bonachichi, Shirley and all the other Owls.
Well, I got the cast off yesterday and it was replaced with a boot, so I am still hobbling, but at least I can take this off to shower. I hated showering with that cast. I bought a cast cover (which my son called a cast condom) to use when showering, but it was so tight around my leg it was painful. I learned to take VERY quick showers.
Joey came by!! Good to see you Joey! Our nut count is up by two!
sacBarb, glad to know your cast if finally off. I always solve that pesky showering problem with a rotary saw. If you cut the casts off enough times, they don't bother putting one on you in the first place.
Tina, congrats on first again!
Dianne, those are so funny! I'm going to copy and paste and share with friends!
Thanx for the recipes on the blog day before yesterday!
Zona, your blog yesterday was really cute :)
Lynn such good news, very happy for you!
Barb, MR. E had the boot when he had a broken bone in his foot (back in the summer). He hardly wore it. He said it hurt his foot more with it on!
Hi Joey, LTNS.
Hope everyone is having a nice weekend :)
Good Evening!
DIANNE: Those were great..now I just have to remember them..soooo..looks like I won't be using any when texting you! And you probably shouldn't use them back to me..or I'll really be cornfused! ;)
I think you forgot one anyway.. ILTR.. ;D
TINA: Moan Moan Moan.. ;D
LYNN: Yay! I'm so glad Eva is home!
J/LIN: I told Mr Z about your recipe for apricot chicken..and he can't wait til I make it! I was so surprised because he is a very picky eater. One thing..you use mustard..can it be left out?
DEEDEE: I couldn't remember who told you so I googled 'who told DEEDEE she got a great deal on a memorial stone' there was no answer.. ;(
SACBARB: LOL@ cast condom..
Waving HI to MARY, MO, BONACHI and EBJ!
We've been gone all day and there is a press conference on right now on CNN about a shooting in Tucson. I'm going to go check it out..I'm not sure exactly what happened.
Sorry..very tired..waving wildly to SHIRLEY and JOEY!
Hello Everyone!
That texting for Seniors was cute! I still feel like a texting virgin.
Yeah the little one is home!! How exciting!
I hope everyone has a great evening!
Leave my tits alone!!!~ Ur all just jealous cuz mine don't sag (like DeeDee's!!!)
Bonachichi~ lol@our nut count is up by 2~
Zona~ that's why I called you~ To make sure everyone was safe and no one got hurt~ That whole thing is sad~
Joey~ SO WEIRD!!!! I was thinking about you yestiddy~
Zona. You can make it any day you want. The dijon mustard helps cut down the sweetness of the preserves, though. How about only using 1/2 tsp per breast?
Zona. I meant to type that you can cook it any way you want but you can cook it any day, too. LOL
Joey. So good to see you here. Come back soon and often.
SacBarb I'm embarrassed to say that I totally forgot about your cast. I swear, my mind is like a sieve. I'm glad you got it off. They are very annoying, aren't they?
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