by Shirley
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
Are you an Alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Can I borrow your library card? Cause I'm checking you out.
Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
Are those astronaut pants? Cause that ass is out of this world!
Your feet must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!
Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
Got any raisins? Then how about a date?
If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I'd pour all my love onto you.
You must be Jamaican, cause you Jamaican me crazy.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
Darling, if you were cocaine I'd OVERDOSE!
If you were a wedgie, I'd pick you!
Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
I lost my virginity... can I have yours?
I'm not feeling myself today, can I feel you?
Are you a light switch? Cause I want to turn you on!
Ok, that's it. I won't torture you all with a third part...unless you insist!!
19 comments:
BAMM!!
"Are those astronaut pants? Cause that ass is out of this world!"
I use that all the time!! I know!!
Love those..LOL. :)
Hi DeeDee..bamalicious as usual! :)
nah uh..that is the LOL-inguss picture..omg..REALLY??? LOL. DeeDee!
hi Beebs....you know I love me some hotdogs!!
That makes me laugh everytime I look at it..!! omg! :)
DeeDee Congrats on your BAM today. Looks like you're ready for a bang. LOL Some people just have too much spare time on their hands, don't they?
Bebbi Good MORNING! I see you laughing over there. :D
Shirley Okay, these are real groaners. The one I like best is "Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?" LOL Thanks for the blog. How's it going at work?
Tina Where are you? Locked in the bathroom?
J/L: Good day!! :) Yes, that's the most incredible picture..roflmao...too funny. :)
Shirley: Go ahead, torture us with the third one..! ha ha.. Groaners they are but they are always fun to read! :)
J/L...yes...some people do...maybe you could get a hobby... :)
Where is everyone today? I hope everyone in Wisconsin is peacefully protesting that idiot governor....
you know Wisconsin is one of the few states that started the year with a budget surplus....Scott Walker took a budget surplus and created a deficit by giving money to special interests and then used that deficit as an excuse to bust unions... Without unions the Dems are screwed and all the big money in politics is Republican... Almost brilliantly evil...this is now happening in Ohio and Tennessee as well... suddenly...almost as if this is... pure political strategy...
These people have got to be stopped....and you know I read that in the next election campaigns we could see billion dollar campaigns....
SHIRLEY: I will anxiously be waiting for Part 3. I love reading all these funny pick up lines. I might need them for later in life anyway. Thanks for the blog.
DEEDEE: Why didn't you answer your phone at the mansion? Didn't you notice the number on caller ID...I pranked you!!! (wonder if she believes me :)
J/L: Try some of these lines on Custard and see if he swoons when you say them and get back to us on that...please.
hi BEBBI: Any big plans for the weekend?
GOLDIE AND JODI: Your town of Madison is sure on our news. I was looking for both of you in the crowd but couldn't find you.
Dianne That ship sailed long ago. No words necessary now. ;)
Friday night...everyone must be out trying these pick up lines. Good luck! Let me know how it goes!
Good evening feathered friends!
DEE DEE...that aint a hot dog, that's a knockwurst!
SHIRLEY...love 'em! Bring on part 3! I especially like the last one:
Ok, that's it. I won't torture you all with a third part...unless you insist!!
LOL!!
Waving to JUST LIN and DIANNE and BEBBI
Our Governor is a schmuck. If we were in bad shape before him (which we were) it's gonna get worse. Check out his YouTube rant calling a police officer and idiot. Governor John Kasich.
Good Evening!
SHIRLEY: Ok..the worst one, but my favorite has to be 'If you were a wedgie I'd pick you..' Sooo romantic... ;D
Hmmm..I wonder if the gal answered.."If you were a stuffy nose.." nah..probably not.. ;)
DEEDEE: What is that? Nope..not going to click on it and make it even bigger.. ;)
DIANNE: If she does you better hope she doesn't have a voodoo doll with your name on it.. ;)
MO: I never did like John Kasich..I'll have to check out what he did this time.
BEBBI: It's the mustard that makes me laugh.. ;)
J/LIN: Oh but words can be sooo much fun... ;D
Gotta run..gonna have a picnic.. :D
Zona What did you eat on your picnic? Hot dog, by any chance? LOL
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