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Tuesday, January 17, 2012

~ Women's Golf Terms ~

by Tina~in_ut

Caddy
2 women talking about a 3rd, who isn’t there to defend herself.

Chip
Time to get our nails done again.

Double Bogie
"Casablanca" followed by "African Queen".

Fairway
Splitting the bill when the girls go to lunch.

Good lie
Weight on our driver’s license.

Greens
Lunch we eat when you’d really prefer a cheeseburger.

Iron
What men need to learn to do their own shirts.

Rough
Getting a man to understand, well, pretty much anything.

Slice
No thanks…just a small portion.

Par
The children’s grandfather.

Birdie
Another attractive female golfer.

Wood
Where you can find a ball.

18 comments:

Lynn D said...

Morning Glories!

Greens so true! lol

It is still noing this morning. It is still dark so I am not sure how bad it is outside but I have seen very few cars on the road and the one that are seem to be driving very slowly. I am not going anywhere!

Barb thinking about you. I know Chad will take very good care of you!

Lord a trip with Mo and J/L! Can you say Thelma and Louise?

Michael I just can't even imagine spending 6,000 dollars for something to put my ass on. Well maybe for George Clooney or Mark Ruffalo.

Waving at everyone!

Tinka said...

Good Morning Lynn - Congrats on being first. It is snowing here too and the roads are icy. My cleaning lady made it here this morning but she lives near here. The roads are icy so Jack and Kevin are staying home today. That makes me happy. Cara can walk to her job at the hospital and Dawn has her own accounting business in her home so I will relax today and enjoy the snow. There is more due tonight and tomorrow. By Friday it will be warming up. Tango and Tia will be happy. They don't like the snow at all. It attaches to their legs and they have to be dried off every time they go outside.

Tinka said...

Tina - Thanks for the blog today. I don't know a thing about golfing but the jokes were funny anyway.

Have a great day everyone.

Zona said...

Good Morning!!

TINA: I like the double Bogie one..and I know who BIRDIE is! :D

LYNN: Congrats on being First and most beautifullest! Stay in and stay warm..I will refrain from giving you our weather report. :)

TINKA: I'm glad you'll be able to enjoy the coziness of home..especially knowing that you're family is also safe and warm! I can just imagine you on the sofa with the fire roaring..your pups at your feet..sipping some tea..sounds like a little bit of heaven to me! :)

Time for me to sort through paperwork for tax season..ugh..it's my own fault..I should have been keeping this stuff in folders all year. This year I'll do that for sure..yep.. ;D

Have a good day everyone! :)

Tinka said...

Good Morning Zona - Yes it is cozy here.

My Mac Geek just cancelled so I am free right now if you want to call.

It's a few years since we have seen snow coming down so heavily. If it keeps up the schools will close. There are no buses running.

Just_Lin said...

LynnD You are looking especially lovely today. So glad you got home safely yesterday and that you will be staying home today. Just say no to no. lq

Just_Lin said...

Tina Thanks for the blag today. I don't know that much about golf, either, but enough to get the jokes. Unfortunately, I'm not too good at passing up the burger for the greens.

Just_Lin said...

Tinka I'm glad your family will be off the roads today. Will you be toasting your famous buns by the fire today? LOL

Just_Lin said...

Zona I have a tax folder where all receipts go during the year that I will be needing at tax time. It makes it all so much easier to get prepared.

Tina~in_ut said...

Good Moaning~

How beautiful u r today, Lynn~ I told everyone at werk that it was noing yesterday~ They thought it was cute~

Tinka~ I don't know anything about golf either~

Zona~ I believe it's time to change ur avatar!!!!~ ha!~

J/L~ me either.....LOVE me a burger.......but then there are those days when I LOVE a salad~ :D

Well.....the boy is back at college....all his clothes are clean and went with him~ The other boy is skiing...and the gurl got a job and is there today~ The hubby is wait for them, so i have the house to myself.....I do believe I'll take a nap~ :D

Lynn D said...

Tina nothing better than having the house to yourself. Seems to never happen here anymore. lol

Yes it is still snowing off and on here. I am already very tired of it!

I have been getting a few things done here and searching for inspiration for some projects I want to do.

Going to hit FB and call it a night.

Dianne/Denver said...

Hi Everyone---we had snow last night but sun today. I still stayed home all day and did laundry---boring day.

Cute blog today , Tina. What kind of job did ur daughter get? Looks like more income coming into that house. U guys will be rich!!!!

Zona, r u getting all ur paper work done today. I told u to get a folder a year ago---remember?

Lynn, sounds like ur part of the country is getting lots of snow. We even had ur weather on r weather report. Please don't send it here.

U either Tink. Stay snuggled in for the night. Glad ur men stayed home today.

JL---r u still searching for ur car? Hee hee. Who r we going to cheer for this week in football. Oh I know, how about the 49ers?

Dianne/Denver said...

Where is everyone?

Dianne/Denver said...

Sleeping already? Not u JL

Just_Lin said...

Dianne No, not me. LOL

Just_Lin said...

It has been very quiet in the nest today. I had a doctor appointment, then went to two pharmacies for Rx's, went to Curves to exercise, had dinner with friends, and went to work for a little while. For me, that was a busy day.

Just_Lin said...

Dianne Yes, please keep cheering for the 49ers. It works!

Tina~in_ut said...

Di~ the gurl is werking at a daycare center......but they put her with the 1-2 yr olds.....and apparently, they aren't as fun as the older kids and she was bored~ oh brother~