An impressive new book. It's called .........
2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink
3. The difference between the Pope and
5. The only time the world beats a path to
The seat folded up, the drink spilled and
That ice, well, it really chilled the mood.
7. It used to be only death and taxes
Now, of course, there's
Shipping and handling, too.
He just cleaned the whole house.
9. My next house will have no kitchen - just
Mechanic might try to rip me off.
I was relieved when he told me all
I needed was turn signal fluid.'
11. Definition of a teenager?
God's punishment...for enjoying sex.
12. As you slide down the banister of life, may
The splinters never point the wrong way.