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Monday, June 18, 2012

Hungry?

by Dianne

A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?" He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime, she asked him if he would like something.  "How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?" He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."

Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?" He declines again. "No," he  says, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry."

"Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."

20 comments:

Michael said...

very funny Dianne...is this a story from your personal files?

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Splat!

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Morning Michael! I was thinking the same thing about this story!! Well Dianne?

Zona said...

DI: GREAT JOKE!! Loved it! Thanks for the laugh this morning!

MICHAEL: Those shoes would be terrific for ankle kicking..js.. ;D

Good Morning SHIRLEY! I don't think I've ever asked..how is the weather this time of the year where you live?

FROM 51:

JODI: LOL @ ducking..I betcha my cane can still reach you youngster.. ;D

I saw Duran Duran on TV this morning..they weren't half bad..considering they are getting to be old fadoos.. :D

Be good today everyone..stay cool! :)

sacBarb said...

Happy Monday Owls.

Michael, Interesting shoe. Why in the world would someone design a shoe like that unless they just want to kick everyone's A$$ (or ankles per Zona)?

Zona, Are you finally in the pool?

Shirley, Hey, how's things?

Dianne, Are you up yet? Thanks for the story from your personal diary.

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Zona and SacBarb things are fine here in good old Nova Scotia. It's sunny, 57 degrees, with a nice breeze.

Just_Lin said...

Michael I guess we'll all stay out of your way while you have those shoes on. Are alligator shoes still in style?

Just_Lin said...

Dianne That was a very good joke. Now we know how Louis screwed up his back (and why you don't cook much).

Just_Lin said...

Shirley Are you making your shopping list today?

Just_Lin said...

Zona I think we always continue to like the bands we liked in our youth, no matter how old they get. We still think they're "cool", right? Duran Duran was after my time but The Rolling Stones, Eric Clapton, The Beatles, even early Elvis, will always be tops with me.

Just_Lin said...

SacBarb Of course he wants to kick everyone's A$$. LOL

In anticipation of actually, maybe, possibly, exposing my legs to some sun next month, I put on some Jergen's lotion yesterday that's supposed to help give your skin a "glow". Well, it I'm looking pretty "patchy" today. This experiment is not going well.

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Just Lin I have made out my shopping list! My sister Robin and I are going to Hunts Point (half hour drive) to a seafood restaurant, then on to Liverpool (15 minutes) to grocery shop. It was her birthday yesterday so I'm taking her out to supper (she had to work yesterday). And I still have to work tomorrow.

Just_Lin said...

Shirley Have fun and enjoy your dinner.

Michael said...

omg I have a friend named Mike who works in a seafood restaurant in Hunts Point!! His last name is HUNT!!!

Just ask for him! I'll bet its the same place you are going Shirley!!

Michael said...

J/L...yes! Alligators are coming back!!

Dianne/Denver said...

Well....I'm exposed. You all figured out my story from my past life. Ahhh yes, the good old days.

Michael---I kind of wish you hadn't told on me. Oh well. Hmm, very interesting shoes you are wearing today. They look lovely on you at first. Where is your BAMM today?

JL---what are you going to be doing to expose your legs next month? This must be at the "slumber party" and I can hardly wait to hear the plan. Does your glow have an orange tint to it? Sounds loverly....

Zona---quit planning on kicking people. You need to behave and swim and shred like a good little wifey!! Btw, we are hitting our second day of 99 and I don't like it. If I had a pool I might but running through the hose just isn't the same.

Shirley---yum, seafood restaurant. Have a good time and maybe michaels friend will get you extra good shrimp. Your weather temp sounds good to me if the sun is shining too.

Barb--- I had to get up early as Louis had his six week check up at 11:30AM. Verrrrry early. Dr says he is about where he should be in the healing process. I wish he could stay here for a whole day and see if he still would say that to us. Anyway, PT is next on his list for this week.

Tina---what did the dentist say? Hope you are feeling better.

Well, I think I will go meet my friend for an early happy hour for an hour or so. Bye

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

No seafood today. She forgot.

Just_Lin said...

Shirley Well, phooey!

Just_Lin said...

Dianne Please stop exposing yourself. There is a gentleman in the room.

And, yes, I was thinking if it gets hot enough in Sacramento and I get desperate enough I just might want to wear something that exposes my calves, anyway.

Just_Lin said...

Tina Are you on drugs? What happened at the dentist office?