by Tina~in_ut
I was driving to work a couple of days ago and although I normally listen to the music stations, something caught my attention on one of the morning shows, The Morning Zoo. Frankie kept giving teasers, none of which I can remember now, but he kept me listening to his station to find out what in the world he was talking about. FINALLY, he told the most outrageoustale. I thought it was a joke at first.
He told about the MI5 (the U.K.'s counter-intelligence and security agency) and a threat that they uncovered. Along the same lines as the Christmas Day bomber, al Qaida is recruiting women to get breast implants, but instead of saline, the implants are filled with explosives. Crazy-scary, isn't it? Men can also get implants in the appendix area or their rear end. These are places that diabetics use to inject their medication and no one would think to question it. Either way, it would be almost impossible to detect using today's airport scanners. The TSA would have to use x-ray machines in order to detect this, which would cause major delays in getting thru security and make air travel a pain in the ass. (as if it already isn't!!!)
This had me really worried until I realized that no matter what we do, al Qaida seems to be one step ahead and ready to counter whatever we do. Next, they'll be implanting explosives in innocent babies~
Stop the world, please! I want to get off~
He told about the MI5 (the U.K.'s counter-intelligence and security agency) and a threat that they uncovered. Along the same lines as the Christmas Day bomber, al Qaida is recruiting women to get breast implants, but instead of saline, the implants are filled with explosives. Crazy-scary, isn't it? Men can also get implants in the appendix area or their rear end. These are places that diabetics use to inject their medication and no one would think to question it. Either way, it would be almost impossible to detect using today's airport scanners. The TSA would have to use x-ray machines in order to detect this, which would cause major delays in getting thru security and make air travel a pain in the ass. (as if it already isn't!!!)
This had me really worried until I realized that no matter what we do, al Qaida seems to be one step ahead and ready to counter whatever we do. Next, they'll be implanting explosives in innocent babies~
Stop the world, please! I want to get off~
35 comments:
Excuse me....in this case...I guess BAM!!BAM!! would be more appropriate....lq
Morning Glories!
BAM BAM Deedee LMAO!
Tina people hell bent on killing other people and themselves are scary but sadly a reality. Whether they are Al Queda or any other insane person on the loose. Any more I have decided that I can't do any thing about them. I can't stop the Ted Bundy's of the world either.
We just have to hope and pray that good people find out what is going on and will catch them.
I am of the mind that if the world were truly going to end then do I really want to be here after it happens? Same thing to me when it comes to these other scares.
I just have to live my life and keep moving. Hell I could be shot by a crazy at the food bank you just never know.
More likely I would be hit by a bus and live.
Was that cynical?
WOW oh WOW.. my eyes.. the sight of boobies in the AM.. and nice ones if I do say so myself..
Morning Dee..
Morning.. Lynn...
Tina..
We have a morning zoo here in NJ to, well actually NY.. but I am sure the DJ's are different..
I say it every day.. Al Qaida, is one step ahead of us.. after 9/11 I will never feel safe again. They hate americans and will do whatever they can to destroy us..
Scares the crap out of me..
Area 51
Mo..... YAY, so good to see ya, I have missed ya..
lol on your sum up of the week..
Whabby.. no worries, I totally understand, there are many times I can't get to other blogs because of the time devoted to night owls, just glad you stop by when you do..
Dianne.. LMAO.. and spit my cawfee out.. "to wordy" sooo funny..
LMAO..
Dee..
"BAM BAM"
I am @ work.. see ya all later..
Good Morning Hooters!
Congrat on 1st Dee Dee.
Heavens sake tina~ really, right before I am going on a trip you are talking about exploding boobs?
And diabetics where they get their shots? Ouch. Its enough that I have to shot myself 4 times a day in the stomach, I sure as hell wouldn't want something implanted there too!
One more thing tina~, if you are using my boobs as a cover shot, I wish you would ask permission!!*snort, snort*
Al Queda is here to stay and the reality is that they will terrorize and kill again. I can be cautious, but I can't let them rule my life.
Going to be a sunny 24 degrees here today- hurray. Hope everyone out there is getting a break from the weather today.
Carol~ Have an easy day~ :)
DeeDee~ Congrats on First/First~
LynnD~ yup....can't worry~ Got so many other things to do with my life! (like scrapbooking!) :D
okay.....i know it snows here....a lot.....so how come I'm surprised when it actually does?
Goldie~ so sorry....I actually did think of you before writing this....but wrote it anyway~ And honey....those are my boobs.....IN MY DREAMS!!~
guten morgan whorgens....
After the events of 9/11 there were stories of how al Qaida could poison our cities water systems so easily and I say why haven't they done it....I mean...if they are sooo capable.....
The worst of these animals that I have seen is that they capture people and videotape beheading them or they or the governments of middle eastern countries pay the families of poor fools to strap on a dirty very low tech bomb and wear it into a crowd of people.
Another idiot put explosives in his shoe and attempted to ignite it with a match....a MATCH!! We're moving up the techo levels now huh!!? Another put some stuff in his "fruit of the looms" and with the same high tech ignition system...attempted to ignite his genitals....which at the worst...would have resulted in a plane that landed safely with a hole in the side.....
Once some wannabe pulls this crap the al Qaidettes are quick to claim responsibility......but I am wondering...how are these operatives going to ignite their boobs and buttocks.....?? With matches like the others? lol
Are they saying the boob bombs would have little built-in tittie timers?
Overall...I think the media helps create the uproar with this baloney that may be the fall of our major airlines....when in reality...there would have to be a lot of "le cul" and "les tetons" detonated before flying becomes as dangerous as a trip by car....ijs
And while they are at it...why not put explosives in calve implants...cheek implants....hell! put in in botox......and lips...of course that would have a major impact on traffic in and out of LAX.......
I can just see the headline now....WOMAN SETS OFF EXPLOSIVES ON L.A. TO JFK FLIGHT"....Smoke filled the passenger cabin as business class traveler....Amatullah Khomeini detonated her boobs...lips...ass and face.....the plane was not damaged and there were no injuries other than to Amatullah... and a flight attendant who was hit by a flying nipple....the flight continued to JFK and landed uneventfully....
Exploding ta-ta's....gimme a break...
Tina,I LOL! I was sure you were going to talk about me & Jodi for some boobie reason !!!!
Dee Dee, I'm with you. Their biggest weapon is fear. I remember the time the schools taught the students to hide under their desks. I think it has to do with the Nazis, a-bomb or the like.
Gottah git. Our roads are passable and I need to pick up my sister's birthday cake for tomorrow. I am throwing her a party. She will be 50. There will be a taco bar & Karaoke, just what she asked for lol! Have a great day everyone!
btw, you should read Whabby's blog from yesterday. Read it slow lol. It is a fun one :)
Thank you, Mary! I'm afraid my thoughts are firmly centered on the Earth today... specifically, an operating room in a Toronto hospital. Many of you will remember my sister having serious eye problems a few years back. Well, she never regained sight in the eye, and has been in constant pain ever since the trouble happened. Long story short... she just got out of surgery to have the eye removed. I just got off the phone with her husband, and the operation was completed with no complications.
cake and taco's? Sounds like the perfect 50th to me!!! Have fun and Happy b-day Mary's sis.
DeeDee- I sure hope the flight attendant wasn't my son.....
tina~actually I don't get too worked about it all. I am used to my son flying now and I am pretty sure there are way more crazies on my fricking way to work on the road then I will have to face in an airplane in a couple of weeks. :)
Besides, I am bringing my own personal body quard with me- and he will take out anyone trying to do something lickity split.
DeeDee- I agree about the news. I think they are the biggest issue, aside from the actual Al Queda.
((HUGS)) to your sister Bear!! Hugs to you too- it is stressful waiting and worrying.
I hope she recovers nicely, and is finally free of the pain.
2 weeks until San Fran- dinner still on??
To all of you who cheered on Hailey and donated to her family, I am going to see her on Sunday and will take a pic of us and post it!! She is doing well- a couple of little setbacks, but nothing compared to what she went thru before.
TINA: When I first saw the picture..I thought 'Oh my Lord, BOOBS! When TINA says you can write a blog about anything..she really means it!"
I worry about a lot of things..surprise!..but terrorists aren't one of them. I live in a state that houses one of the largest nuclear reactors in the world. I can't run fast enough or far enough if one of these nutsy groups wants to destroy it. I decided long ago that I wasn't going to let them scare me, because when I'm scared..they win. I can't stop them if they are hellbent on 'martyring' themselves, but I can stop them from getting in my head and making me afraid.
The thing that really makes me sad is that I'm not surprised that al Qaida is using woman to carry explosives and it wouldn't surprise me if they used innocent children either. The fact that I'm NOT surprised they would do these things..breaks my heart. Have I really read, heard and seen so many horrible things that this is just one more to add to the list? What is this world coming to?
DEEDEE: Ok..saw BAM! BAM! and thought of Pebbles..I sure am a child of the 60's..lol..
LYNN: I get so angry when I hear some crazy has committed 'murder/suicide'..just flip that around please..geez..
CAROL: I'm just hoping that after reading this blog I don't find myself checking out and wondering about random boobs..or large 'packages' for that matter..ijs.. ;)
MARY: Happy Birthday to your sister!
BEAR: I'd really hoped that your sister's eye would get better over time. I'm glad the operation went well though. {{{hugs}}}
GOLDIE: Thanks for the update on Hailey, it's good to hear she's doing better.
btw..there are probably more crazies on my block than on any airplane.. ;)
Congrats on first, DeeDee~!
Tina: Scary stuff. I have never heard of this before and the final thought of babies..omg, that sickens me to the core! ugh. It's a scary world we live in.
Whabby I hope your sisters recovery will be quick. Hoping all of the pain is gone with this surgery. (((Hugs)))
Goldie great news about Hailey!
Deedee LMAO! Tittie timers.
Mo was sooooooo happy to see you post in area 51! Miss you greatly.
Thank you everyone my whoring paid off and I know am the proud owner of the Eiffel Tower and a heart fountain. I think I like the Tower the best.
Muwaaaah!
Whabbear, I am so sorry about your Sister losing her eye. It must be hard on everyone. I hope the pain will be gone.
Whabby..
So sorry about your sister, I am in hopes that the pain will go away. It must be a terrible ordeal, however she sounds to be a trooper, so I feel she will bounce back quickly..
My thought are with huz and your family..
Lynn.. The tower looks great on your farm.. good job whoring.. and I am sure it was fun!
:O)
Goldie.. lol "using your boobies"
Tina..
Thanks for the thoughts on a easy day, if only it came true..
and
Area 51, yes if I may say.. you are so chopped liver.. lol
Zona... LOL.. random boobs.. :O)
I watched all my shows tonite, I love Thursday nites and I adore Greys.. I am hoping tomorrow will be a better day.. it just seems each day something new arises.. I am really worried about my business partners health, he seems in such decline..
I am going to read a bit and head to bed, I will see ya tomorrow..
Nite!
Carol- I am so sorry about your partners health. I believe I feel for him- literally- and I sure hope he can maintain. However, it is a fact of life with our disease. I send him my best...
Off to see the babies tomorrow morning- will check in over the weekend. Hope everyone is safe and happy!!!
Hi Everyone...Well, when I first opened the blog I thought JODI wrote a blog about her "girls" and I was wondering why.
Yes TINA, i just recently heard about this new scam myself. I will be checking out everyone on the plane next week....thank you very much. Hey, maybe they will be looking at me as my boobs are pretty darn big too! This world is crazy and I so worry about it for my grandchldren and their kids. I have an uncle that says each generation has major hurdles to deal with and they do...maybe so.
BEAR: I hope your sister gets better soon. I am sorry it had to come to having surgery. My thoughts are with her.
CAROL: Looks like all the snow is done until the weekend at your end of the country. Now let's see..if it is snowing where TINA lives it should be here next and then....yup.....off to Michigan and the East coast it will go. The good news for all of you is that we are not supposed to get any snow and out weather has been really nice and should be 50 by the weekend.
Ok...I am going to step out of the box here and speak.....TINA AND CAROL have been writing almost all of the blogs for the last few weeks. I know when I talk to them they are getting exhausted with trying to do one every night. I told TINA to ask everyone to try and do one every couple of weeks but she is too nice (?) to say anything. I know we each love reading them and listening to the music one on Sunday...so maybe we can each try and write more of them. I know I am very guilty of not doing this too. Hey, I think I might even be able to pick a song for a Sunday. Is it too soon to do Single Girl again??? :) I hope no one thinks I am being pushy or stepping out of line but yes, talking to TINA made me feel sorry for she and CAROL....The End.
I loved Survivor tonight. Did anyone watch it? It is people that used to be on called the Heros vs the Villains. Does anyone remember Boston Rob and Amber? They ended up getting married and then they were also on Amazing RAce. He is on this Survivor as a Villain. I always liked him
Anyway, I am going to try and I say that word loudly...try and write a blog....so good night and happy dreams. xxoo
Carol~ So sorry ur business partner problems are compounded by the weather~ I can't wait til the weather if fine again~
Bear~ I'm sorry about ur sis~ ...but honey, I know some pretty fab people who only have one eye~ ....btw....tell her to wear the blue dress...it'll make her eye pop~ :D
Goldie~ Be safe and try to enjoy those kids this time, k? :)~
Di~ THANK YOU...THANK YOU...THANK YOU for the blog~ :D ur the bestest (okay...second bestest!) :)~
lmbo!!!! well....from reading these two posts....it looks like it took Di exactly 2 minutes to put a blog together!!!!
Thank you, everybody! Appreciate the thoughts!
And, I was interested in everybody's reaction to Tin's blog. It's so true that if people set out to do harm to others, we really can't protect ourselves from it. The only real weapon we have is the power of persuasion and social norms and mores. There was a great article a few weeks back about how Muslim countries, in particular, have to do a better job of promoting values that make it socially unacceptable to engage in terrorist acts. The author even pointed out concrete steps that the Obama administration could take to bring pressure on foreign governments to encourage such attitudes.
That sure resonated with me!
Amen Whabby!
btw. one of my nephews who is now 20 lost one of his eyes when he was 17. Someone hit him with a bee bee gun. He now wears a glass eye. He totally amazes me. He has since graduated, gotten a good job, and races stock cars. He has won all but one, this season! He holds no bad feelings towards his shooter.
Time for these old bones to hit the sheets. Good night all!
Tina & Carol. I will send a blog next week, k?
That's very encouraging, Mary! I keep closing one eye and trying to imagine living with just the field of view from the other. It seems so strange!
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