by Bonachichi
What an 11 year-old boy says to his father:
Money
"If I had a million dollars I would buy a house with big robot legs."
After being offered a yogurt sample in a supermarket:
"She was nice, you should ask her to be your girlfriend before someone else does."
Paying for petrol:
"Leaves burn, why can't we just fill our car up with them? They are free."
Girls:
"You can't trust girls. When I get a girlfriend I am not going to tell her where I live or work."
Regarding a breakup:
"She was ugly and fat anyway, I dont even know how you could kiss her."
Explaining Grand Theft Auto to his grandmother:
"I don't shoot everybody, just the drug dealers and hookers."
2001 A Space Odyssey:
"This movie is so boring. I would rather be staring at the wall and holding my breath for two hours."
Swimming:
"If you swim in the sea then you should always go swimming with a fat girl because sharks will go for them first."
On cleaning up:
"It will just get messy again. I like it like this, it shows we have better things to do than cleaning."
Marriage:
"If you get married, do you have to let your wife look at your penis?"
School:
"I don't understand why I have to go to school at all, the internet knows more than all the teachers there put together."
Religion:
"If I was God I would make all the girls in the world wear no clothes."
Hygiene:
"You should never wash your hands because then you will have more germs than everything else and other germs will just think "what's the point."
27 comments:
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HA!!!
At Sharon's, using her computer. Gotta go, but I wish you ALL a glorious Thursday!!
Good Morning Beautiful MO!
loved the blog today. The swimming one was my favorite.
My favorite 'out of the mouths of babes' moment personally is when son #1 was little and asked if they invented french fries by the time I was born.
Have a wonderful day everyone!
Hiya, Hooters! Congrats on #1, Mo and a big "Hey' to Goldie.
What an absolutely riveting blog (sarcasm). This is from a kid who's parents are divorced. His dad is a nice guy, but annoying just the same. Our kids' attitudes and opinions are formed by the parents. You can make your own conclusions about the dad. I think it might be spelled C-H-A-U-V... oh, nevermind. He's a nice kid. Most days.
MO Congrats on being the first to moan today.
Bonach Yep, I see the anti-female influence. They were funny remarks, though. I especially liked the one about if you had to let your wife see your penis. LOL
Waving at Goldie.
Where is everyone today? It's a beautiful day here and I should be outside enjoying it.
Happy Thursday Owls.
Mo, You are prettiest in first today. I hope you're having a good day. BTW, How's Joanne doing?
Bonachichi, Did you personally interview this kid? I love talking to kids and getting their views on life. I especially liked "there are better things to do than cleaning."
Goldie, LOL @ the French fries comment. My son couldn't believe electric guitars existed before his parents.
J/L, It's 93 here right now but that's so much better than the triple digit weather we are expecting for the weekend.
Waving a wing to all the Owls. I hope you're all having a good day.
hidy-hi...ho's...
LOOK at his penis!! son...she gets to do anything she wants with it!!
well T-Bird...I gotta tell ya...ur blog is lacking in comments....I think this may be a record...
I have been really busy today but I had to stop in and make a comment for pitys sake...poor thing...you obviously (swallows hard) worked very hard on this...
(wipes dog poop off shoe and leaves via the veranda doors)
CRASH!!!CRACK!!WTF!!BAM
(brushs self off and straightens chapeau)
....I keep forgetting I am on the second floor...that first step is a doozy!!
(staggers out on one heel with big grass stain on ass)
Afternoon all!
Mo you are so damn pretty!
Bon my personal favorite is:
On cleaning up:
"It will just get messy again. I like it like this, it shows we have better things to do than cleaning."
I think that may be because I am cleaning crap out of my house.
Hello Pretty Mo~
Bonachichi~ my favorite:
"If I was God I would make all the girls in the world wear no clothes."
really? ALL OF THEM???!!! Even DeeDee? Think about that one for a second~
Slept in.....REALLY slept in~ So much so that Dumb Dog was pissed that he had to stay outside so long~ oh well~
Thanks for sending in the blog, bonachichi-poo~
Good Afternoon everyone. I love all the things kids say...they make me laugh constantly and even cry a time or two.
My friend was just telling me her grandson is getting potty trained and he is trying to stand up. He told her he needed to be in the bathroom alone so as she stood outside the door she heard him say over and over, "just hit the water, just hit the water."
MO, you are lovely today. Congratulations on first...hope you are feeling better.
Well, I called the doctor today regarding the "surgery procedure" (their words) for Tuesday as I am already getting very nervous. They called in some percoset and valium for me to take BEFORE I go there. I am just nervous about the pain and then waiting for pathology again. I think in the old days I would be called a "nervous Nelly" (is the right DEEDEE?)
I probably could use a few jello shots too in case anyone will be in the mood on Monday to make some!!!!
Our weather today is 61 with the sun shinning and it is beautiful. ZONA, I had lunch with an old friend visiting from Phoenix and she had a jacket on and said it was freezing here....she can't wait to go home. We call this a perfect day in Denver.
GOLDIE: Have a great time with your grandkids and mom....we are going up in the mountains with my daughter and family tomorrow for the weekend. It will be nice to get away.
DeeDee; I am loving your themed avatars. I wonder, what will you choose if the blog subject is porn? It might be worth writing one to find out!
sacBarb; The kid wasn't interviewed; it's just things I or other people have heard him say. We try not to laugh. Don't encourage him.
Bonachichi you can't help but laugh when kids say things like that!! Very funny blog!
Ah, yes. DeeDee I notice there is a small number next to the comments link. Most people aim for excellence; my goal is sometimes just opposite that. A record is a record, I always say.
Tina, whenever I don't see you in the top 3 comments, I begin to wonder who has finally killed you. All the same, I'm glad you're not dead.
Good evening Maureen, Goldie, Bonachichi, Just Lin, SacBarb, DeeDee, Lynn D, Tina and Dianne!
Maureen I can't believe you crawled in here early enough to get 1st! I hope you aren't still snotting and slobbering and coughing all over everything!
Goldie I hope you have a wonderful time this weekend! I know you won't spoil your grandkids.
DeeDee You have a grass stain on your ass. Well, I have a giant bruise on mine and I have no idea how I got it. There was nothing pornish about it, though, unfortunately. :(
SacBarb Your two digit number is still too hot for me. I'm such a wimp. I'm not sure what our temp was today but it was hot enough that I only went around the Curves circuit once instead of the usual two times. Plus, my ankles are really swollen from the heat. I hate that.
LynnD I need to continue cleaning crap out of my house. I was doing well until my son moved his crap in.
Shirley Is it still hot where you are?
Dianne Oh, good. I'm glad you are going away for the weekend with your family. It sounds like fun and it will keep your mind occupied. You don't need to worry about anything now. There will be plenty of time to do that the morning of the procedure. Then you take your drugs and all will be cool. You will be so relieved when this is over. Just focus on that.
Bonach Maybe everyone is just wilting from the weather today. You are right, though. A record is a record. LOL at wondering what happened to Tina in the morning.
Tina I'm still talking really sweet to you. Just imagine Kyra Sedgewick in The Closer.
Yes Just Lin it is still hot and humid here. There will be no relief untill after Hurricane Earl hit early Saturday morning. Earl is suppose to make landfall just northwest of here. My feet swell from the heat too.
lmbo J/L~ That's EXACTLY the show I'm watching right now.....I had two taped that I had to watch~ Thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~
Good evening everyone. We had a very busy day today. I only got online a couple hrs ago.
It was hot and very muggy. It rained most of the day. My hair is one big fuzz ball!
I have been helping my sister move across the state. She went from West Michigan to the east Detroit area.
My son decided he wanted to remodel his room today, so I have been helping him too.
Mr Mary took the easy way out and went to the casino! Puppy has been traumatized with all the coming and goings lol!
Bonachi, I am trying to lift your count ! :) Fun stuff you wrote!
Boo Hoo....Broncos lost to Minnesota tonight and Brett didn't even play....well, it was only about by a touchdown and at least it is only preseason....Think we need to practice more!!!
Tina LOL Good timing.
Mary My God, Woman! You've been busy today.
Dianne Don't mean to rub it in or anything but the 49ers won today. :)
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J/L, The RAIDERS won too.s
Oh I just can't take it...49'ers and Raiders already winning in preseason!!!!! I hope it is not a omen or anything.
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