by DeeDee
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.......
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dang!!!~
iTit!!!!! Where do I get some?~ DeeDee....that's freaking hilarious~
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JODI!!!!~
OMG.....I'm so pretty~ :D
ugh!!! Chile just had another earthquake!! 7.2~
The iTit!! Knowing Apple and Steve Jobs, it'll probably spit out random insults to passers-by. No thanks.
I've got lots of little-known facts about Apple, but I'll share those later, after everyone's made their reservations for iTits.
Good morning Tina and all who stop in later. If anyone's interested, I was a complete bitch to Tina last night. I deleted the orginal post, but made a public apology that will serve to remind me to think before I open my big mouth. Maybe we could blame it on drugs?
Hi Everyone!
Jodi.. I know today is perhaps not the best of a birthday, but we must remember to always celebrate life, just as your grandmother did. Life is def to be celebrated, we are all so lucky in so many ways..
Soooo..
Happy Happy Birthday JodiHO! hope your day is as special as it can be..
♥♥♥
Sacbarb..
From area 51, my business partner is still not well, he is working daily tho, his hrs have been reduced, we are looking into permanent disability for him.. this is a big part of my stress factor.. we have been together since 1996.. thanks for asking..
Dee..
lol on your blog.. its def thong thursday with a twist..
:O)
hope everyone has a great day!
Good morning whornings....
Bonachichi.....poor thing...nobody holds it against you...I think if I or anyone here had been in an earthquake and hit by a flying sea monster they might be a little sensitive too!
But at least it wasn't any worse...and you will heal....the very thought of being struck like that is gut wrenching....I think that whomever is responsible..if they are nice...show be your slave until you are back up to snuff.
If you like Nurse DeeDee can tend to you!!?? I just need to get my uniform starched and pointy!!
I do have a question for you though...was that part about letting Tina poke your brain sarcasm or for real because I would like to be in on that action if its a actual offer....
Bebbi....I am afraid Chicago is out for me.....ever since I shoved Oprah into Buckingham Fountain to prove a theory about her hair (it came off) she has vowed revenge and quite frankly...I am scared of her and that big lesbian..Gayle... that she hangs with...
Morning Glories!
Eunice Top O' the morning to you!
Unless those tits do grossery shopping, tracking devices for lost items or can change channels, no thank you! Lord like I am not losing my mind on my own. I don't even want to think what it would be like if my tits started playing by themselves.
If that does not make sense well I am freaking tired today.
Bon you just need to get better and rest. Don't worry about what you express whilst drugged.
I need to pay some bills and do some laundry (sigh) see you all later taters!
Jodi Ho HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! I hope it is a good one. Love ya!
DEE DEE - iTit....lmbo!!! That will give a whole new meaning to titty twisters. I wonder if that is how you would skip songs?!!?
TINA - Thank you. Luv u 4!!!
BONACHICHI - I know when I was in my Vicoden fog.....I said and did things I wouldn't normally do.
CAROL - Yes, I most definitely am celebrating today. My Grandma was an amazingly strong and loving woman. She lost her husband 39 years ago, and outlived 3 of her 5 children and 1 grandchild. She has always been my hero ♥ My friend BON*BON said it best....that I got my own guardian angel for my birthday. True that!!
DEE DEE - Thanks for your kind words last night. Muah!!!
LYNN - I guess we were typing at the same time. Thank you!!! ♥
Jodi....yes I think that IS how you switch songs......lol...thats funny....btw I left you a link for your bday on your FB page...pretty amazing.....no iTit though...
And I put on my fav bday hat in honor of your day....
JODI!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! I hope you have a really extra special great day today. xoxoxo
DeeDee LMAO! @ the iTit! How many husbands out there would actually think this would be a great anniversary present for their wives? LOL Unfortunately, in a year or so, her tits would be obsolete.
LynnD Sorry I couldn't get to the nest yesterday. What a great blog! I found it very interesting. I do happen to take calcium tabs that include Vit D. I end up taking 1000u of D daily.
Waving at Tina, Bonach and Carol!
SLIN - Thank you!!
DEE DEE.....lmbo!! You know I AM rather musical!! ;)
Off to have a late b'day lunch with my hubby ♥
I'm in a training class again (I'm getting trained) and I'm trying not to fall asleep~ :D
Bonachichi~ Shuddup already...take ur drugs.....and I wouldn't recommend having Nurse DeeDee come to tend you~ She scares my kids when she comes to take care of them~ :)~
Carol~ mwah~
LynnD~ I'm tired too....i just realized that I work tomorrow.....I thought today was my Friday...I'm so bummed~
Jodi~ are you done celebrating yet? :)~ What did the hubby give you? (or need I ask?!) :D
J/L~ lmbo....i thought you were asking DeeDee how many of her husbands would like her to have iTits~ :D
Happy Thursday Owls.
DeeDee, ROFLMAO at the iTit.
Bon, Isn't it interesting what we will say under the influence of drugs? I am guilty of drug induced typing myself. How long will you be unable to drive? The thing I hated most about having surgery on my right knee was that I couldn't drive. I hate having to rely on someone else to haul my arse around. I am going to be one of those old lady drivers that other people honk and swear at. Wait...I already AM that old lady!
JOdi. I just read yesterday's comments and learned of your grandma's passing. I'm so sorry for your loss. (((HUGS)))
Tina, Drink some DP to keep you awake, unless you gave it up.
J/L, LOL @ husbands giving the iTit for an anniversary gift. They will soon put out the iTit 2 that will allow the user to update the song list.
Lynn, If the iTit changed channels, all the men would want one.
Carol, I'm so sorry to hear that your business partner is considering disability retirement. It doesn't sound like your stress level will decrease any time soon.
Jodi, You know your Grandma would want you to celebrate your birthday and well as her long life. I hope you have a great day. ♥♥♥
lol Sackie~ I am drinking a DP~ .....and I want MORE!!!~
you channel changers are making my nipples hurt~ ijs~ :)~
TINA - I'll never tell ;)
BARB - Thanks & you're right!!
DeeDee~ Janice and Nora love this....I read it to them.....Nora won't stop laughing~ :D
Congrats Tina, you are looking mighty purty today!
DeeDee,I was wondering if your tatas were wired for music?
Mine aren't , but they have made a few men break out in song from time to time! :)
Bonachi,I hope you are giving yourself time to heal.
Jodi MUAH!!
DeeDee, admit it, you are terrified of crazy owls! Honest, we are not ax murderers, well I'm not sure about Tina.....
Waving at Carol,SacBarb,Justlin & LynnD~~~~~
DEEDEE: I wouldn't be surprised if Mr Z wanted me to get these..he loves music and he loves...well, just trust me, he would love this product! ;)
TINA: Congrats on Gorgeous in Green and FIRST!
BONACHI: I hope you're feeling a little better today. Don't worry about the impaired blogging, we all understand..just rest and heal.
CAROL: Two twists! ;)
DEEDEE: Doesn't Nurse DeeDee carry dolls and pins? ;)
LYNN: You could always put them on Mute.. :D
JODI: Built in tuners..LOL!
J/L: Mine would! And our anniversary is in a week..thank God we can't afford them! ;)
MARY: LOL @ breaking out in song! :D
JODI: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I hope you have a wonderful day. Just remember, your Grandma is also celebrating...she is now free from pain and is seeing all those that she has missed for so long. I'm sure they are all looking down and singing Happy Birthday to you, can you imagine how it sounds when your angels sing? Just beautiful! :)
Congrats on first Tina!
DeeDee: Itit?? wow, innovation at its best..haha. That's so funny.
I can't believe the news about Chile, that is so terrible! I don't know how they can even sleep at night.
SACBARB: I'm really beginning to hate having to rely on someone to haul me around too..it's really getting on my nerves.
LOL @ being one of those drivers..you goof!
HI BEBBI!
DeeDee: Sorry to hear that Chi-town is out for you.
I am such a frickin whiner.
MARY & DIANNE - You both always find the most perfect cards. THANK YOU!!! ♥
ZONA - Angels singing....almost as pretty as the key of squeak!!! ;) SWAK!!!
BEBBI - Waving @ you!!
BEBBI - But a cute whiner ;)
40 just b cuz!
JODI...HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I hope you had a great day and that hubby did something "special" to....oops...I mean FOR you!!!
MOHO....yes he did!!! ♥
That was my delete a few comments back. :) I whine too much. Thanks Jodi, for the compliment. I hope your birthday was FANTASTIC!!! :)
dang right ur a whiner!!!~ :D
**ATTN Catholics!**
We are watching Idol from last night (the guys)....one boy sang Hallelujah.....I loved it...then my daughter said....he shouldn't have sung that...it's Lent!!!~ He must not be Catholic!~ lol~
You don't have to agree so readily, Tina...haha. I bet the American Idol guy isn't Catholic, good catch from your daughter.
I am going to have to find out who got booted on the last two. I was working out and watching then I had to get to Target to get my Danny Gokey rain check filled..but they said they had 30 copies but couldn't FIND them! Glad I got the rain check, just wish I had the cd already.
TINA...that kid was good last night, but the best version was last season or the one before by Jason Castro. Brought chills. Did you like Big Mike? I thought they should have ended the show and made him the American Idol last night!!
Just stopped by to say goodnite..
so goodnite :O)
Mo~ I was so bummed at some of the kids who left the show tonight~ SO BUMMED!!!~ Big Mike was good, but he's not my favorite~
I haven't been keeping up with AI too well. I did watch a few of the female singers the other night. I like a couple of them.
I slipped in the kitchen yesterday on a piece of cooked broccoli. I fell, face down, hard. It scared my son and made my granddaughter start crying. My grandson was too busy eating his ice cream to pay much attention. LOL Anyway, today my neck, shoulders and lower back have been quite achy. I just feel a bit battered.
Bonachichi I hope you are mending well and am glad your injuries weren't worse.
Zona Did you go to the doctor?
Hi...I know I am really late and probably no one will even see this...but I want to add to to blog today. I have been gone most of the day and then tonight went to the theater to see Mary Poppins. It was a great uplifting show and we loved it.
DEEDEE: My husband loved this blog. I don't usually read the blogs to him but he is "Mr Apple". He teaches computer and he is such a geek for Apple and it's toys. He is excited because tomorrow he is going to Apple to put in his pre-order for the new Apple pad or whatever you call it. He told me he has been saving extra money to get one...whatever...he doesn't buy much and as long as it doesn't cost more on our phone bill.....
Happy late Birthday to you Jodi. Glad you liked your card.
J/L: are you okay? Did you go to the doctor or do you think you need to? I hope you are okay. I wouldn't have been able to get up if I fell flat..that is so scary. It is a big fear of me to think about falling.
MO: Jason Castro sang the wedding songs for the wedding on Monday night of Jason and Molly. She came down the aisle to his version of Over the Rainbow and it was raining and there were rainbows. It was kind of neat actually.
ZONA: There is something you can do about that driving issue...j/s :)
Ok..off to bed as it is very late and I have to get up early tomorrow. My cousin is coming in from Texas tomorrow with her boyfriend (she is 20) and will be here for the weekend and we also have a big family St Pat's party to go on Sunday so should be a fun weekend.
Hello to everyone and good night....DeeDee, good blog and you need to reconsider Chicago..how fun to meet all of the killers....us!!
JUST LIN...hope you're feeling better today.
BEBBI...I am planning to be in Chicago, too
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