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Saturday, September 25, 2010

DIRTY NAMES :)~

by Maureen

Names or labels derived by sexual terms and other innuendo by manipulating the spelling and also adding spaces when necessary. The purpose of these fake (though sometimes authentic and realistic) names is for humor and hilarity, and most of the time all in good fun!
 
Below is a list of some of them.
 
A. Nelprober,
Amanda Mount
Anita Hanjaab
Annie Position
Ben Dover
Ben Overbich
Betty Phuckzer
Buster Cherry
C. Mike Rack
Dick Ramdass
E. Normus Peter
Eric Shun
Harry P. Ness
Helda Dick
Hugh Jass
Jack Mehoff
Mike Hunt
Mike Rotch
Pat Myaz
Phil Accio
Shara Dick
Wilma Dickfit
 
I love Googling when bored!!

20 comments:

Tina~in_ut said...

Good Moaning~

Tina~in_ut said...

Oh....Mo~ those are nasty~ :)~

Thanks for the help~

Maureen said...

Good moaning TINA and JANICE!!!
You're welcome and thanks for posting it!!!

I am cracking up reading them again!

Hugh Jass cracks me up! I remember Mike Hunt from Porky's!!

They missed Jack Cass!

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Moaning Tina!

Morning Janice (I assume you aren't moaning along with Tina...or are you???)

Maureen I was always told it wasn't nice to make fun of a person's name. I am shocked...no that's a lie, I'm laughing my ass off!! It inspired me to send a blog off to Tina!

Tina you have mail!!

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

I liked Ben Dover, Wilma Dickfit and Annie Position!!

Maureen said...

SHIRLEY...glad you liked it! There were a couple I took out...way to offensive!!! It inspire me to send another one off to TINA, too!! Can't wait to see what you sent her!!

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Maureen lets hope we didn't send her the same topic!!

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

It's almost noon, where the hell is everyone??

Hello!!!!!!!

GET UP YOU LAZY PEOPLE!!!! YOU CAN'T SPEND ALL DAY IN BED!!!!! Except Lynn D cause she is sick.

Maureen said...

That would be spooky funny if we did! A hint to what I sent...names!

DeeDee said...

well speaking of....has anyone seen Mike Hunt? ....this morning?

Maureen said...

SHIRLEY...you've got email!

Maureen said...

DEE DEE...why no. Is it scorching?

Maureen said...

Can you believe they let Lindsey Lohan out of jail again? Why won't anyone actually help this kid? The half brained nit-wit of a father she has is the smartest one in the family. Sheesh. Will they finally wake up when she kills herself or someone else?

East Bay J said...

Good afternoon!

The names crack me up! I remember we had a patient named Harry Groper. I've also met Betty Beaver.

And we had a friend years ago in the town I grew up in named Dick Soares.

He became a police officer and I have a feeling that getting teased about his name had something to do with that.

We are in for a hot weekend, and by Monday supposed to be 100 (I know that isn't hot for you Zona!)

Mo I agree, Lindsay would still be in jail if her name was Jane Smith. She really is getting special treatment, and it isn't for her own good.

I think one day we will read that she is dead from an overdose.

Have a great weekend!

Lynn D said...

Afternoon Evening all!

Yes I am still sick. I actually had to drag my ass out and get more nyquil and Ibuprofen. We were out completely since I am drinking it in shots.

I like the dirty names but they make me laugh then that starts a coughing jag and then I pee. Sad really.

Hope everyone is have a great day!

Tina~in_ut said...

well Lynndee honey....at least the coughing causes you to pee.....i just have to breathe...and BAM!!!~

East Bay J said...

I just found this list, probably the same list that you found, Mo.

I have a sore stomach from laughing so hard! Some of these are really funny!

http://names.freehosting.net/dirty.html

Sorry, I don't remember how to make a hyper link!

Maureen said...

EBJ...omg! That isn't the site I had found! I think this is my favorite:

Monica Blewbillski

hehehehehehehe!!!!

Thanks for the link!

LYNN...I'm sorry you're so sick again. I sprayed my computer with Lysol, so all shoud be ok now!

TINA...easy fix for your problem...stop breathing :)~

I hope everyone had a GREAT Saturday. It was beautiful 65* with calm breezes. A perfect day!

Maureen said...

Ohhh, here is one for DEE DEE and her flaming zorch:

Mike Rotchburns

LOL!!!

Maureen said...

20...just for shits and giggles