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Sunday, January 10, 2010

~ According To You ~

by Tina~in_ut



This song reminds me of my first boyfriend and something he said to me just before we broke up. When I was 17, he asked me to marry him. I was too young, but I told him that when I was 24, if we still wanted to get married, then sure. Well he was in more of a hurry to get married and was 3 years older than me. He was studying to become a teacher, and although I was nowhere near as crazy then as I am now, he told me that he didn't think I'd make a good teacher's wife! I've never forgotten that.

When I met my hubby, he was studying to become a teacher. I thought of warning him, but then figured I'd never get married~ Everything is okay now, though, cuz I'm married to the Principal! I guess Jeff was right~ :D

53 comments:

Maureen said...

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Maureen said...

I got first on TINA's blog, doo dah, doo dah!

DeeDee said...

Good morning Maureen.....

I don't know who that girl is but she has too much makeup on her eyes and that song sounds like 100,000 others that are churned out daily by middle of the road talent like this slut eyed girl and that hillbilly on American Idol. Although I must say she plays her instrument extremely well. I have never seen a female play the guitar like that. Of course I am assuming that the person featured in the video is a girl. You never know these days with so much information available as opposed to 40 years ago.
Some men were born in the wrong body and they need to be changed to a woman to be happy. But as a man he is straight so as a woman he will be a lesbian. And the woman who wants to be changed to a man is gay so she will be a straight man. But if the woman is straight she will be a gay man. But if a gay man changes to a woman and keeps his sausage and eggs....some bisexual man is going to have one hell of a sex life BOOM BOOM BOOM...sorry I just lost control for a moment and dry humped a plant stand......zoweee! Thats a HOT thought!!
We didn't really get into the bisexuals but I just realized I have gotten off on this tangent that has nothing to do with what Tina had in mind for us today....whatever the hell that might have been..... :) WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BE TALKING ABOUT!!! SLUTTY EYE MAKEUP? CRAPPY MUSIC?? LAZY BLOGGERS!!?? WHAT!!??

Tina I personally think that you are a little "long in the tooth" to be listening to that sort of clanging and banging for your musical entertainment needs....with all you have on your plate you need something a little more soothing like....say....Enya....or that man...Crystal on Dynastys boyfriend...Yanni!! Yeah thats him.....lol
Although they may not be an item anymore since her face sunk in and she went bald.....I don't keep up with her.....or Yanni...

Lynn D said...

Morning Glories!

Wohooo Mo is the prettiest today! Take that!

Tina I want her guitar. I don't play guitar but I want it! lol

I would like this song but she is a little obsessed with the jerk who thinks she is stupid. Come on if the other guy thinks you are candy on a stick why dedicate the song to a son of bitch who says you are worthless. ijs

You made the right choice. It is all perspective and the lid to your pot will come along.

I often say I don't understand how Mr. Lynn D stays married to me. I am a pain in the ass but he seems to think I am the bees knees. Go figure.

Lynn D said...

Lord Deedee I think you may want to lay off the cawfee this morning! LMAO! I guess I am immune to the make up. The only time I start to wonder about these Cher wannabe's is when they have their tits hanging out. She seemed pretty covered up to me.

As far as Linda Evans and that Yanni creep just say NO! Linda Evans lives in my little town. Yep it is true! She attends the local cult. Some bat shit crazy woman here is raking in tons of money off of poor lost souls who think she can show them the way by channeling a 3000 or 30,000 (the time frame changes) year old warrior named Ramtha. It's true google JZ Knight and Ramtha. She has a school called Ramtha's School of Enlightenment. If that means she will enlighten your pocket of money then it is a winner!!! Oh and she teaches quasi scientific quantum theory now too. I know about the money thing because we feed quite a few of her followers out of our food bank.

The damn woman started out here by raising race horses but found a better gig when that went tits up! She gets drunk on wine and channels the warrior and convinces people that the lizard people are among us.

Found out Selma Hyak is a follower now too! Has a house out here some where. My friends farrier does her horses shoes and says she treats her animals like shit and is sooooo not pretty close up and personal. However he met Edward Norton at her place and said he was an extremely nice man.

PS This is the broad that helped get Shirley McClain on her road of soul searching. But they split and Shirley sold her place.

I am not making this crap up!

Lord I guess I need to cut back on my cawfee intake this morning too.

bonachichi said...

Let's get DeeDee on the judge's panel for American Idol. I do think she could stop that blathering Simon.

Tina, regardless of how banal the songs is or isn't, I think I got the message. Just because one person defines you in certain way does not mean that's who or what you are. F**k them, right?

So sorry for the absences. I really am trying to be a daily participant in the nut house. Nest. I mean Nest.

Tina~in_ut said...

DeeDee~ ur a godforsaken whore on her (?) way to hellfire and damnation~ That said....Her name is Orianthi and SHE WAS MICHAEL JACKSON'S LEAD GUITARIST FOR HIS THIS IS IT CONCERT!~ do you not know anything? You need to broaden your musical tastes~ ga!!!~

Month~ congrats on first....but I'm still the prettiest~

LynnD~ if you're ever missing, I'll know where to go look for you know~ :)~

Bonachichi~ yes....fuck 'em!~ (but not literally!) :)~

DeeDee said...

OMG!! Now see! Lynn! That is interesting as hell!! Who knew my comments would evoke this information.....I love hearing about the crazy shit celebrities do!!

Did you mean Selma or Linda isn't pretty closeup? Gotta be Linda.....you know she was such a beauty all her life that I think if she had stayed away from the plastic surgeon she would have aged beautifully.....but so many older celebrity woman haven't had good results with stretching skin and plumping up their lips.....and I hate it for them....you have to be more subtle even if it means keeping a little character in your face.....

Linda treats hers horses badly or is that Selma? And Shirley moved??! Where!!??

lol...I am not a coffee drinker but I do get a little hyper before my drugs kick in......I LOVE coffee......I don't know why I don't drink it....OH! Yes I do! When I smoked I drank coffee and when I quit smoking I had to quit coffee because the 2 went hand in hand and OMG how I loved it....I think I may start smoking and drinking decaf again!!! Can't have caffeine anymore but I love those creamers like caramel and vanilla!! But I can't really have those either with my diabetes.....hmmmm.....I may just say to hell with it and enjoy myself to one legged blindness and a heart attack!!!lol

Tina~in_ut said...

Hey DeeDee~ you said:
but so many older celebrity woman haven't had good results with stretching skin and plumping up their lips......guess what....same goes for non-celebs too~ ijs~ :)~

Just_Lin said...

MO Congrats on first, Month. If you are the first month, should we just call you January for today?

DeeDee OMG! How do you come up with this stuff? A plant stand? ROFLMAO!

LynnD My ex fiance lives in Portland and his friend's wife believes he is a lizard person. She refuses to kiss him anymore. Afraid of salmonella, I guess. LOL

Bonach Good to see you here today. LOL @ nut house.

Tina I just heard this song the other day and I like it. I appreciate that the message for young girls is positive rather than the usual message that a girl isn't cool or accepted unless she spreads her legs for every pimple faced sulker wearing a black t-shirt.

DeeDee2 It was difficult to break up that dynamic duo of cawfee and a cig...but it can be done.

bonachichi said...

Tina, I thought that was the girl from the MJ concert!!

What happened to Eunice? Why are you celebrating George? Did you see his latest movie? Did you like it? What about the goat movie he just did? Did you like that? I thought it was so weird to have two back-to-back movies. How come he's such a good boy? Never gets into trouble? When are you going home? How's Mum & Dad? Did you smother SIL in her sleep? Shoot her with an airsoft gun which, btw, hurts. Why do you fly so much? You should have farted on the masturbator. Then blamed him when it started to stink. When's lunch? Am I annoying anyone yet?

Tina~in_ut said...

pain in the ass~
1. i changed Eunice when i was in CA and didn't have any other Eunice's there....didn't want to leave Xmas Eunice up...so I changed it to Hottie~

2. because i love him~

3. no

4. n/a

5. yes

6. yes

7. because he was brought up that way~

8. same as #7

9. yesterday

10. kind of a pain and in remission

11. i wish i had

12. no

13. because i can

14. skipping it

15. oh yes~

Mary/MI said...

Congrats on 1st MO,
You all have me peeing my pants today!I feel like I am in the middle of a Laural & Hardy movie "Who's on 1st" lol!

Dee Dee, let me know how the humpng goes, I may have to check that out!

LynnD, wow, that was a lot of weird info!

Bonacci, Ask Tina more stuff, like why she likes the "top & messy", or why she is trying to get the middle seat on the same plane in the same row, or why her face lift is to tight ,or why George loves me more! Ask her anything! She loves it!

JustLin, good grief, I can't believe anyone with half a brain would believe that stuff (salmonella). Or what LynnD wrote!

bbl have to whip up some enchiladas....

Mary/MI said...

Tina, I can't hear the song yet. Maybe it will load later.
You did great Marrying Mr Tina. He is a hunk ;). He puts up with you lol!!

bonachichi said...

Thanks for answering my questions, Tina. In short order, too.

If you want to get rich quick, open a rehab clinic in Malibu. There are more rehab clinics per capita there than McDonald's in any city of your choice. The real Bu residents are getting sick of it, but the standards are so low and rehab really is in fashion, you know.

Come to think of it, every one of us could probably use a stint in rehab for porn addiction. Especially Carol.

bonachichi said...

Mary's making enchaladas? Oh, I bet they're delicious!

I just read a book about what we're really eating when we eat out (a hot fudge sundae is better than most salads). I am now afraid of killing myself via unintentional restaurant suicide.

sacBarb said...

Happy Sunday Owls.

Tina, I have not heard this song before, but it is a better message than some out there. You clearly made the right choice in mates. It sounds like that ex was only looking for someone to make him look good as a teacher. You were meant to make a principal look good. :)

sacBarb said...

Mary, Who's on first was Abbott and Costello, fyi. :)

Waving a wing also to Mo (congrats on 1, doo dah, doo dah), Dee, Lynn, J/L, Bonachichi, and all the Owls who land later.

I am finally going to put my Christmas decorations away today. I always leave them up until at least Jan.6 (Epiphany and 12th night). BBL

Mary/MI said...

Gee Barb, I wouldn't know 'bout the movie since I am such a youngin' lol!!

Time for me to get on my machines and burn off my enchiladas!

Lynn D said...

Warning long post!

Well Deedee Selma Hyak( however you spell her name) according to the ferrier is looking long in the tooth. Make up and vaseline on a camera lens evidently do wonders.

I have met or I should say waited on Linda Evans when I used to work at the local Garden Center she came in to buy seeds for her garden and only wanted organic seeds and we were the only ones who carried them. As I was the hard goods buyer she could thank me for that. I had to fight the owner tooth and nail to get floor space for them. Anywho you would not recognize Linda if you passed her in the street if she was not all Hollywooded up.

The first time I met her I had no idea, and you would think I would as I had an Uncle that made us watch that dumb damn western show she was on for years he would line us kids up on the black vinyl sofa (simulated leather) so we would be in easy bopping reach if we made noise when The Big Valley was on.

Oooops went into lala land but I had a margarita for lunch. What was I talking about???? Oh yeah Linda Evans. She is about my height which shocked the crap out of me as I am about 5'4" but she is skinny! I mean skinny. She had no makeup on and her hair pulled up in a ponytail. Yes she had that pulled look of someone who has had the lift to many times. Hmmm I wonder if that is why her hair was in a ponytail? Do you suppose her face has been pulled up so many times she has a permanent pony???? Any way it did not make her look any younger. imjs

One of my co workers told me later that I had been waiting on Linda Evans. I was oh Ok. They would say her name in a whisper that is Linda Evans. Did not matter to me just wanted to get her seeds and move on to the next chore. She was nice enough and all but I guess I am not one to get star struck really. I just think they have to use toilet paper just like me. Maybe a better brand. Kind puts us all on a level playing field in my book.

Just Lin your friends wife probably has been to the ranch in Yelm where Ramtha and JZ reside.

Mary somewhere in this house I have one of the first books that this woman wrote about Ramtha I am going to dig it out try to read it some day but some of the people I have met from the ranch are well a bit off center. So I have not been in much of a hurry to learn more.

Lynn D said...

Oh Deedee I have no idea where Shirley landed after she up and sold her place here. Off to find a new guru I would imagine.

night.owls.sb said...

Hey Mo.. Happy 1

:O)

DeeDee said...

Tina....regarding your statement about plastic surgery....I have had one face lift and one neck job. I have had 2 skin rejuvenations and hand and leg sclerotherapy. I have had rhinoplasty and I have had my eyes done and a boob lift...(both)..lol

I have also worn braces and had everything wrong with my bite and teeth corrected and had my teeth capped.

I have not had my lips plumped and I do not looked stretched....if thats what you are insinuating! I look RESTED!!

Just LOOK at my avatar!

Maureen said...

Ummm, DEE DEE...if ya paid good money to look like your pic, then perhaps you should get a lawyer and ask for a refund...plus interest!!!!!!!!!!!!!

night.owls.sb said...

LOL.. @ Dee and Lynn.. on their morning comments.. yes I guess you both had lots of cawfee...

Dee LOL @ plant stand...

night.owls.sb said...

OMG...

Dee @ Mo.. Mo @ Dee... LOL

night.owls.sb said...

Tina..

I like this song, I only heard it today on xm.. and was wondering who she was.. It does send a great msg and LOL on marrying the Principle..

:O)

night.owls.sb said...

Lynn... LOL on going into Lala land..

toooo funny..

and Linda Evans, she used to be so pretty..

Bebbilane said...

Tina: Great song, never heard it before but really like it. She reminds me of Avril Lavigne quite a bit. Really love the message too.

Congrats on first Mo!

For the past couple of days I have come here and read and could have SWORN I posted, but come back later and don't see a post. I am going insane. Completely losing my mind. But, I am POSTING right now...and I will come back later and see if I really did.


Shit, where does the weekend go?

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goldie said...

Hello, goodbye and have a nice night!

The Packers lost and I am in mourning..... but the party was a success and lots of food and drink was had.. damn, do I really have to go to work tomorrow? damn...

Lynn D said...

Well Deedee all that work explains your hairdo.

Waving wildly at Mo and Carol!

Bebbi have a margarita and you just won't care about losing your mind. It helped me!

Ok going to go veg have the paperwork for the food bank 99 percent done. Can finish the rest tomorrow.

Lynn D said...

oops Goldie sorry about your Packers! There is always next year. Hey that is what Mr. Lynn D tells me about the Seahawks. LOL

night.owls.sb said...

I watched both my Sunday nite shows, it has def become a ritual..

Goldie.. I feel the same way, urggg work tomorrow.. and sorry about your team loss..

but I see Zona's team won, or should I say Mr. Zona's team one.. yes def Mr. Zona's..

night.owls.sb said...

Bebbi..

I see your post, so I can be a witness..

:O)

night.owls.sb said...

Have a good night all

See ya all tomorrow..

:O)

Zona said...

TINA: I really liked the song you chose today..love the way she plays guitar..and I lived the words too..a long, long time ago.

MO: You were FIRST all the doo-dah day! Congrats!

DEEDEE: Don't you think it's time for TINA to start listening to and appreciating Sinatra..I do. ;)

Zona said...

LYNN: Now I know what happened to Audra..I wonder where Heath, Jerod and Nick are? ;)

BONACHI: Oh to be that strong..

MARY: Any left over enchiladas? Yummy!

BARB: Well...at least we got the lights down..ijs.. ;)

Zona said...

CAROL: Definately his team..but my Quarterback.. :D

GOLDIE & JODI: It was such a good game..I could tell by the yelling and cussing that was going on!

BEBBI: Yep..I see you! :)

DIANNE: Will you be putting your tassels on for the Cardinals next week? I even have a cheer for you.."Twirl one to the left and one to the right..stand up..sit down..fight..fight..fight!" :D

Zona said...

BONACHI: I just realized my comment was a little vague..I read what you wrote at 12:16pm and wish more than anything I could use that way of thinking to stop letting my brother and his past actions bother me.

Just_Lin said...

Dropping by quickly to wave a weary wing at everyone. I took down the Christmas tree and all the other decorations today. I had to saw the top off of the tree because it was so big and they won't take them if they're too big. I didn't realize how difficult it is to saw a damn tree. Geez! It was hard work! It took me all day to dismantle and pack up everything and clean up the nettles that dropped when i dragged the stupid thing out. I bet I'll still be coming across a stray nettle here and there next September. LOL

LynnD LOL @ have a margarita. Sounds really good right now.

Well, back to work for me. I was stupid enough to strip my bed this morning so I could wash sheets. Now that I'm exhausted, I have to make my bed.

Just_Lin said...

Zona I'm afraid that cheer would never work for me. At my age, my tassle holders only sit down. LOL

Zona said...

J/LIN: I'm betting that's not the first time you had to work that hard on something that was too big..and then had to wash the sheets..ijs.. ;)

I couldn't twirl either..but DIANNE has had lots of practice this year..I think she's up for it.. ;)

I hope you can get some sleep soon..sweet dreams pretty lady! :)

Dianne/Denver said...

JODI AND GOLDIE AND ZONA: What a great game your teams played today. I was cheering for the Packers for a couple of reasons...one being that JODI has turned into a great Bronco supporter and two...their QB was my back up Fantasy Football QB. I was sorry to seem them lose at the last minute in OT.

ZONA: I will switch my cheering next week for the Cards. Send me some tassels to practice the cheer. I am kind of really looking forward to the Minnesota game and will be cheering for Bret Favre. I will miss football so much in a few weeks.

Didn't even get dressed today. We just watched football, got up late and I am coughing some so had soup for dinner. Getting ready to go to bed soon..just had to do a comment today and some farming.

TINA: I can't seem to get the sound on this video but I think you have succeeded being married to PM...the Principal.

Month...Congrats on first...you knew you wouldn't have me for competition today. I wonder where SHIRLEY is today...maybe resting her weary bones from shoveling the other day.

I will talk to all of you tomorrow and LYNND..your Seahawks might do great with another new coach next year...hopefully, better than we did with our new coach.

Ok...night night owls

Just_Lin said...

Dianne I guess I'm not a very good football fan because I'm only really interested when my team is playing. I'm looking forward to the Olympics starting next month. LOVE the Olympics.

I got a lot done today and I re-injured my left arm. I pulled something in my left forearm before Christmas and it was almost better until today. Now it hurts as much as ever.

I'm going to call it a night. Hopefully, the oldest cat won't decide to go on her walk-about, yelling at the top of her lungs, waking me up.

Sweet dreams, HOoters.

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Lynn D said...

Wohoo paper work is done for another month!!! Party Party!

Jodi said...

WTG LYNN!!!

Taking my car in this morning....the heater is not working. Just had the thermostat and heater hose assembly replaced in October. GRRRRR!!!

Jodi said...

TINA - Great video and song!! She was amazing in "This Is It"!!!