But there is always a good side.. It's Saturday. I have a few hours where I can do what I want, when I what.
So off I go to find some yellow, and hopefully spend money at the mall!
:O)
******************************
This Night Owl Blog has given so much! It is a fun place, we don't bash and we have fun being "tedious"! We offer advice, give love, lots of free food and an open forum which can be about anything that is important, thought provoking or just plain silly. And sometimes we just March (some to different drummers, but all together). :) It is not about a single person, it is about all the people on any given day blended together.....Goldie!
39 comments:
1
I am so damn pretty this morning! Even with my nose running, my head stuffed and my sinuses draining.
CAROL...have fun at the mall. You have certainly earned some YOU time.
How is your cousin doing?
Morning Glories!
Mo your red nose only enhances your beauty! Your so damned gorgeous it makes my eyes hurt.
Carol go enjoy some yellow! I know how you feel it is like this week has flown by and gotten away from me again.
I hope to relax at home today and I think tomorrow we are going to hit the buffet at the local Casino. Might even play some penny slots. I'm such a big spender. lol
I guess I will go back to bed for a while. Maybe while I'm gone y'all will post.
Hey LYNN! When I look in the mirror my eyes hurt, too!
Off to dreamland for a while.
Good morning and happy day to all!
Carol, I hope your life gets to back to some degree of normal soon. I am happy to see you taking time off for yourself.
Mo & LynnD, good for you for being up and at it. Even if one of you goes back to bed, you were still the early birds!
Carol: Have fun at the mall!
Mo: Congrats on first!
Good morning LynnD, Mo and bonachichi.
Going to work out and then home for a shower then off to the mall. BBL..take care all. :)
Bonachichi: "Twinkle, Twinkle" just for you.. ;)
10 because I like even numbers.
Good morning everyone....Lynn..BB and Bonachichi.....
Maureen..good morning....I have a poem for you....
Don't kiss your honey
When your nose is runny
You may think its funny
But its snot
Good morning HOoters!!! Thanks for all the comments yesterday. All I have to say is this sucks the big one!!!
TINA - Luv Yo Yo Ma!!! And no....I didn't do this for the attention. :P
DEE DEE - Nice poem!!!
GOLDIE - Thanks for sending the yellow. The flowers are beautiful!!!
CAROL - Have fun with your ME day!!! :O)
Hard for me to type with one finger...total hunt and pecker head!!! lol!!!
Jodi.....
Whats wrong with you? I get the impression that you are sick or injured?
I was sick and injured once and you know what my last husband did?
While I was in there going thru the motions of fixing up in an effort to feel better he came into MY bathroom and sat right down on the commode and proceeded to take a dump........I was so dumbfounded I didn't know what to do so I left the room.......later I asked him if his bathroom was broken....he said No..works just fine.......
I said....then why did you think it was necessary to bomb my bathroom this morning...with me in it!??
He said that he and his first wife has some of their best talks like that..........
I said......oh you did huh? Well lets get this clear....if you ever defecate in my presence again the talking is going to be between you and my attorney.....
He said....laughing......I am so sorry.......I think the smell was strong today because of those deviled eggs I ate yesterday.......
I said......ok....I have an amendment to what I just said....if you ever talk about the stench of your excrement to me again....same thing........are we clear on this?
Yes dear......
Why do some men think its ok to do this type of thing....especially to a sick and injured person?
Well I hope that whatever you are going through doesn't get "stinky...."
DEE DEE - Thankfully my hubby has never felt the urge to "share" in that way!!!! Thanks for the smile this morning. :O)
LOL! DeeDee, very shitty story!
Carol: Are you going to be supplying us with.... scenes from a mall?
I had a nice little chat with Jodi. She even made sense, in spite of the drugs. I woke her up, though, and I feel bad about that.
DeeDee Some things are meant to stay private.
well....Oprahs no the only one that talks about everything!
What I really need is a segment on Leno's show to answer peoples questions....
People want to know these things but might be embarrassed to talk about them......like a young lady about to get married or one that has just started seeing someone new.
I have witnessed some pretty embarrassing things that had these people been given good advice would never have happened....
Like the young debutante that was drenched when she attempted to drink from a bidet....she thought it was a water fountain.....bhh..
the lady on the plane talking into her attendant call button....
or our wonderful first lady when she got just a little bit to familiar with the UK of Great Britain's Queen....
or when George Bush had the shoes thrown at him....STAND UP STRAIGHT YOU EVIL LITTLE MAN!!
I think my segment would be called "Dear DeeDee" and the subsequent column as well....
DeeDee I didn't mean you shouldn't talk about it. I meant that your hubby shouldn't have done that in the first place. I think your column would be a great idea.
That was my delete. Apparently, I can't think and type at the same time.
20
21
22
23
24
25
What a shitty day. We're expecting some rain and everyone is getting ready to be cooped up for the next week.
You are not supposed to drink out of a bidet? I was told it was French for "refresh". You know, to rehydrate. I hope it's sanitary, at least, because I have been using bidets in this manner for years.
Evening Maureen, Lynn D, Bonachichi, Bebbi, DeeDee, Jodi, Whabbear and Just Lin!
Carol you need to go buy yourself some roses, go home and sit and smell the roses for a while. Chill out and meditate, do yoga or something. Actually a crackwhore in stilettos twisted up like a pretzel is a funny image! **giggle**snort**giggle**
Sorry! *giggle*
Hey Jodi if you happen to drop in during one of your drug induced moments let me know what you would like for breakfast and I will fix it for you tomorrow. Hope you are doing ok. Make sure you get Goldie to taste everything she brings tomorrow before you do...just in case.
Shirley Good advice to Carol! Gee, if she does the yoga thing in stilettos, I sure hope she shows us a flip vid of it!
Oh Just Lin I hadn't thought of a video! That would be great!
If you don't mind could you keep an eye out for Jodi? I think she may be wondering around in a Vicodin induced state. I don't want her climbing to one of the higher branches, falling and breaking her other arm. Thanks! Good night!
Hi everyone! Seems I am the only real night owl left lol! I arrive as everyone is exiting! I swear I bath every day!
Mo congrats on first! You are a beauty to behold :)
Carol, I hope you found some yellow today!
LynnD,I love your plans for tomorrow! Have fun & make some $$
DeeDee, isn't love grand! He felt comfortable enough to shit in you presence LOL!!
Bonacci, sorry about the rain. You will have to stick to indoor island farming!
Bebbi have fun at the mall!
Jodi,easy dos it there Lady! I would hate to have you hurt the other arm. Goldie would have to drive a long way to wipe your butt!!
Waving at Whabby & Justlin& Shirley~~~~~
Waving at Whabby,Justlin
oops sorry 'bout the extra line :)
SHIRLEY - French toast and a half round of MO's ass would be nice!!! And don't forget the cawfee. :O)
MARY - I've been very careful...and according to MR. GOLDIE he will not wipe my ass!!! I don't know about GOLDIE though. :P
Ha ha...I am the night owl that is still up.
J/L: When talking to JODI about making a video, I think you need to take the word "flip" out of it as she as already done that flip thing!!
JODI; I have been cooking all night for you and GOLDIE will be bringing it to you. You will know which one I made as it will taste the best.
SHIRLEY: I hurt my tooth and I need some breakfast--gingerbread pancakes and bacon please and actually, I think I would like a real Pepsi with that..thank you so much...oh my tooth, ohhhhhhh
CAROL: On the other side of your busy life is to be glad you have so many friends and family to do things with and that they all want to spend time with you.
JODI Hi...how are you doing? Do you have to go to the doctor next week? You won't have to have any surgery will you?
DIANNE - Thanks for the cooking...I'm sure it will taste the best!! I see an ortho doc next week, and no surgery. It was a clean break...not displaced!!
Vicodin time.....I'll see you HOoters in the morning!!
Jodi I hope you have drifted off in the arms of Morpheus, or something like that.
Mary You are right. We are more like evening owls than night owls. LOL
Dianne I sure hope that tooth stops hurting you soon. This has been going on for a long time. I don't think I would be as patient about it as you have been.
Shirley If it isn't too much trouble, maybe you could make some extra french toast and bacon for me. And cawfee, of course. Thanks. I can hardly wait.
come on...give me a break its 5:25 AM here and I am just heading to bed and this is about as first as I will ever get.....pleaseeeeee
Post a Comment