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Monday, August 9, 2010

Vacation

by Shirley

OK folks it's summer time and we are going on vacation!! Anywhere you want and by any means that you want.The trick is, besides clothes, shoes and money you can only take 3 other items with you. What do you absolutely HAVE to take? The twist to this whole scenario is that you can't say anything that someone else has already said. Sound fun? Too bad!! Do it anyway!! And enjoy it...damnit!!!!

Now I will go 1st and my three items are:

1 - pillows
2 - medication
3 - CPAP machine

58 comments:

Tina~in_ut said...

Good Moaning~

Tina~in_ut said...

Shirley~

1. George Clooney

2. Jon Bon Jovi

3. Whipped Cream

:D

Lynn D said...

Well I just missed first because the damn blogger won't recognize my freaking password???

Tina~in_ut said...

Thanks for the blog, Shirley~ AND I LOVE the pic of London~

Happy Birthday, Lisa~

Lynn D said...

toothbrush, book, and another book.

Lynn D said...

Tina, George and Jon. Would appreciate if you take your toothbrush also. imjs

Lynn D said...

Just read area 51 and Tina that list sounds like you might be needing it instead. :)

bonachichi said...

Hmmm... Mountain Dew, Ernie and sunscreen.

bonachichi said...

Shirley, how fun. If we have money, can't we just buy whatever we need?

bonachichi said...

Good morning to LynnD and the Cheater!

DeeDee said...

Good morning!!

Thats not London Tina.....it has a shoreline!! Its so obviously Rome!!

Anywho! I would take:

1. Stylist
2. Personal Assistant
3. White girl

Tina~in_ut said...

and would that be:

White Girl #1

White Girl #2

or (my favorite)

White Girl #3~

DeeDee said...

I purposely put White girl as # 3 to also signify which White girl.....

But it is precious that you axed...

Mary/MI said...

Flying by with my list...
1.DeeDee's wardrobe
2. Tina's Hubby
3.Goldie's Hubby

jk :)

1.charge card
2. Euros-a-plenty
3. 2nd charge card

goldie said...

Good Afternoon!!

Ok, Shirley- #1 LIPSHITZ
#2 sunglasses
#3 cell phone

The cell phone is because I know I will get lost and have to ask for directions.. :)

Bebbilane said...

Tina..so pretty..LOL at your 3 items..too funny!

DeeDee: I would love to be your personal assistant! I am a good executive secretary. :)

I would take diet coke, crackers and a yoga mat.

Bebbilane said...

ROFLMAO..Mary, I like your first list better..LOLOLOLOLOL...yep.. really funny!

DeeDee said...

I was just reading....... a study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle...

For example.. if she is ovulating.... she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

However.. if she is menstruating or menopausal... she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest with a bat up his ass while he is on fire....



interesting...

Bebbilane said...

Carol: I hope your legs and feet felt better today! (from Area 51)

Bebbilane said...

DEEDEE!!! LOL!! Yes, I would have to say that is a valid study...LOL!

Bebbilane said...

Mo: (from area 51)...Joanne, hope the chemo goes well for her..

Secondly, smart move about getting the hell out of Dodge! Especially if it boxed you in near your house..uggh! :)

DeeDee said...

well Bebbi...thank you...

I will keep you in mind if anything happens to the one I have....

it pays well and the benefits are great....

the only requirement is you can't cry easily....unless of course i ask you too...

Bebbilane said...

I would only cry on cue. :) It takes complete loyalty and absolute dedication to be a good assistance..oh, and also, the ability to take a bullet for the boss. :)

Bebbilane said...

assistant...grr...not assistance..lol.

Mary/MI said...

well, the bullet thing just excluded me from the job!

Bebbilane said...

Awwww..Mary! Hopefully that would never happen..and it it did they would only be paintball pellets..

But, you have to be ready to do it, no matter what. Of course, if your boss is a jerk, you would get an automatic exemption if you just happened to jump out of the way at the last minute. That is only for the best bosses..not for the bad ones.

Bebbilane said...

I have taken a few for some of my bosses. Figuratively speaking.

Bebbilane said...

Hey, I won a trip to Pebble Beach for a golf outing with David Toms for my boss. The other managers will never let me forget it. He had a great time. :)

Bebbilane said...

It was a bosses day contest with Sharpie. I wrote a little thing on why my boss should get it. And, we won!

Mary/MI said...

Bebbi, well then YOU are hired as My personal assistant lol!! Want to go with me to Greece, Italy & France??

Mary/MI said...

31!!! What do I win????

Mary/MI said...

Oprah has the author of "Woman,Food & God". sounds interesting. Gottah watch.......

Bebbilane said...

Sure Mary! !! !! ..Have passport, will travel.

sacBarb said...

Happy Monday Owls.

Shirley-

Since I can't repeat what others have said, I guess I'll have to share your medications, so you better take extra.

I would take:
my Kindle, so I would never run out of things to read;

my car which has OnStar, so I won't get lost and I can use the phone; and

a lap top, so I could keep in touch with all the Owls (oh, and family, too).

sacBarb said...

Tina, you are so pretty moaning at first. I knew you would be first and take George and Jon.

Lynn, I will have to buy a toothbrush when I get there...wherever that is.

Mary, I like your first list. :)

DeeDee, I have participated in some University studies, but I am sorry to say, I missed that one. But, I certainly agree with it!

Carol, I hope you are fully recovered from Saturday. Loved the pics you posted on FB. Can't wait for the vid.

Waving a wing to all the other Owls. I hope you are having a good day.

Lynn D said...

Deedee as a person going through menopause, I can verify that the study is correct.

Dianne/Denver said...

Hmmmm...what to take that hasn't been mentioned. I feel like I am playing Family Feud! I will be using Shirley's drugs, Goldie's cell phone, Barb's laptop and ":gulp" Lynn's Toothbrush unless I am allowed to buy all those items when I get there...oh yea and Sac's car too. I think I might take my grandchildren, my friends and deodorant.

Good afternoon everyone. I had to get my list on here first before someone took my items.

Dianne/Denver said...

I love what each of you are taking and the deal that we can't repeat things. Fun blog today Shirley....thanks.

Well, I see my farm grew during the night. Interesting what those farm elves do when you aren't even on your farm!

Hope everyone has a great day. It's raining here today off and on and humid and we don't want humidity in Denver....we are not used to it. I will be glad when fall arrives.

Hope you are doing well today CAROL and had a good day.

Dianne/Denver said...

I forgot to tell you all something....in today's paper there is an article about people that get migraine headaches. I don't get them but I know many of you do as well as my daughter so I read the article. It said if you have sex the orgasm will help prevent the headaches. It is supposed to take some of the pressure from you...so you headache people...TINA, ZONA, ETC.,

Lynn D said...

Now we know who has been lying about their sexual prowess. More like not gettin' any? Dianne you just outed them. :)

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Hi everyone!! Im back!!!! Did you miss me? Hmmmm. Probably didn't even notice I wasn't here. My internet went out early Saturday morning and it just came back around 6:30 tonight. I called this morning about it and they were going to send someone out tomorrow afternoon. I will call them again in the morning and tell them it came back on. Now I can go with my sister Robin down to my sister Marilyn's for a BBQ tomorrow afternoon. My nephew is going back to BC to attend Bible College.

East Bay J said...

Happy Monday!

Well I think I'll bring some of the hooters so I can use your stuff!

We just had pierogis, green beans, sweet peas, and sliced tomatoes (tomatoes are from MR. E's garden) it was delish.

Woo hoo the Bachelor Pad starts tonight!!!

MR. E has already told me he is going in another room, we'll see about that.

He has been watching Real Housewives of NJ with me so I'm sure he'll watch the new episode tonight too! haha :)

OMG, today we went to the Dollar Tree to get some party supplies for our party this coming weekend.

I was looking around and said to MR. E that none of the items had a price on them.

He looked at me and said: EVERYTHING HERE IS ONE DOLLAR!

I felt like such an idiot! Duh!

I told him I hope no one heard my dumb comment hahaha!!!

Luckily I didn't see anyone I know in there!

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

I see Tina is still moaning in 1st! That picture is of Hawaii, not London...but I assume you knew that...right?

So if we were to ALL go to the SAME place at the SAME time this would be the list of items we would bring:

pillows
medication
CPAP machine
George Clooney
Jon Bon Jovi
Whipped Cream
toothbrush
book
another book
moutain dew
Ernie
sunscreen
Stylist
Personal Assistant
White girl
charge card
Euros-a-plenty
2nd charge card
LIPSHITZ
sunglasses
cell phone
diet coke
crackers
a yoga mat
Kindle
car
lap top
grandchildren
friends
deodorant

I think this would be a very interesting vacation!! Thanks for participating Tina, Lynn D, Bonachichi, DeeDee, Mary, Goldie, Bebbi, SacBarb, Dianne and EBJ!

goldie said...

My pleasure Shirley- but I thought Mary was bringing Mr. Goldie too! Oh well,now I will just have to spend my time with Jon Bon Jovi. :)

Tina~in_ut said...

Dianne~ where in the hell have you been?!!!~ THAT'S my cure for a migraine as well as a back ache! duh~

night.owls.sb said...

1. Dental Floss

2. Water

3. SSO

:)

night.owls.sb said...

LOL.. on the comments today.. Great Blog Shirley and glad you got ur internet back..

night.owls.sb said...

Tina..

Your comment @ 8:52am.. gosh so early for porn.. ;O)

night.owls.sb said...

EBJ..

Don't feel like a idiot.. I do that in the dollar store all the time.. I always say "gee I wonder how much this is"?

LOL

night.owls.sb said...

Sacbarb..

Thanks for enjoying the pics.. but sadly there is no vid.. it seems I am the only one who thinks of taking the flip out, and there was so much happening it just never came out.. I feel so bad, cause my mom, IS #2 and my cousin toasted/roasted me and I have no vid of it.. I should have thought to ask someone to take to vid, but I was not thinking.. When the toasting started with the champagne I was a teary mess.. esp what IS #2 said.. and now I can't look back on it.. but the good news is I have the memory..

Dianne/Denver said...

TINA: You need more sex...you complained last week about a migraine from morning until night.....SEX AND PS I have never heard you give out your medical "remedies" for head or back.....

Zona said...

Hi Guys!

My computer has been giving me fits. It started last night with one of many 'blue screens of death'. I called the IT guys and after two hours on the phone and lots o'dollars..I think it might be fixed..maybe..possibly..oh who the hell knows..I'll just have to wait and see!

SHIRLEY: I hope it's not too late to play! I would take..

Ipod
Charger for Ipod
GPS

I think as long as I had music..and kinda knew where I was going, I'd be happy!

DIANNE: The last thing I want to do when I have a migraine is have sex..I'm usually throwing up..so I bet sex is the last thing Mr Z thinks about too! As for sex preventing migraines..don't think so..but I'd be happy to experiment with that hypothesis.. ;)

CAROL: Two days in a row of 50 at 50..one more and you get an ice cream sundae with a cherry on top! :D

EBJ: I've done that too!

Waving HI to everyone..I want to post this quick just in case the computer goes fritttzzzz...

Have a good night everyone!

night.owls.sb said...

Zona.. hmmm.. love cherries on top!

:O)

I am off to bed.. hope all has a good nite..

Just_Lin said...

Once again, I have arrived late at the party. My gd and I made chocolate chip cookies tonight so if anyone wants some, you are more than welcome. There's plenty of cold milk in the fridge, too.

As for the vacation, did anyone choose makeup yet? If not, I'd take my makeup, hair products, and jewelry. Thanks for the blog, Shirley. It was a fun idea.

Mary/MI said...

I am doing an overnight at Midland Hospital
. My Bro. Tony was admitted in critical condition. He has developed a bad blood infection along with other complications.He is resting comfortably right now. I am in a waiting room with many relatives. Most chairs & couches are taken up so I will be sleeping sitting up. I needed to vent a bit and knew no one would be here lq.
Thank-you to all those on facebook who are sending prayers and good wishes to Tony. You are all amazing TY TY TY!!
Think I will mosie over to FB....

Dianne/Denver said...

ZONA: I didn't just say say for headaches....I said organisms.....there could be a difference from time to time.

MARY: I am hear and getting ready for bed and will be saying prayers for 'Tony. I hope he gets better and the hospital and doctors can fix him. Please keep us updated and try and at least get a little nap. Hugs to you xxoo

Tina~in_ut said...

Mary~ WAKE UP!!!!~ Saying prayers for Tony~

Good Night Dianne~ :)~

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