by Bonachichi
I have a friend I’ve known since childhood and I’ve been spending a lot of time with her lately. She has a brother I’ve known just as long, and that whole family lives within minutes of each other. Her brother is one of those Don Juan guys. Macho and a real ladies’ man. My girlfriend and I were working on her computer and here comes Mr. Don Juan… face contorted in pain, labored breathing, hunched over and limping. “Your daughter just hit me in the nut sac with a shoe!”
We knew we shouldn’t, but we just couldn’t help ourselves. We were laughing so hysterically that my girlfriend’s husband came to see what the hell was going on. Between snorts, I asked Don Juan if I could get him a bag of frozen peas or something. He declined, and then claimed that “it” wasn’t going to work for at least two weeks. It may as well be a lifetime for him.
I really like this guy. He’s incredibly fun, funny and the sort of person people like to be around. Which is why I wonder what makes me want to terrorize him and enjoy his pain. We got on to a crowded elevator yesterday and for no reason whatsoever, I said to him, “It smells like someone farted. Did you fart?” Instead of being embarrassed, he told the rest of the elevator, “She ripped a big one just before we got on and it probably came in with her”.
I fear I have met my match. I borrowed a shirt from him and wore it for hours (in Hollywood) before I realized the back of it said, “I’m not a doctor, but I’ll take a look.”
33 comments:
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BAM DITTY BAM BAM!!! I'm 1st!!
Raise hell, have fun, as long as it isn't at the expense of someone else. Go ahead...laugh, snort, piss your pants...it beats crying any day (except the pissing your pants part...that's not fun). Thanks for sharing Bonachichi! Enjoy your camping...I'm sure there will be a blog about that too...right?
♪ I'm pretty ♫
♫ Oh so pretty ♪
♪ I'm pretty and flirty and hey! ♫
♫ I'm so pretty...♪
(glares begrudgingly at shirley)....good morning Shirley....
Don Juan sounds like fun.....but it sounds as though he and I are cut from the same cloth and putting 2 of us together can only lead to trouble...
Morning DeeDee! Looks like you've lost some of your tan from yesterday, and a bit of weight too.
it was a spray-on tan....and the weight....well...I have a huge tapeworm....
Shirley....do you have an ocean view?
I wish you would do a blog on living in Nova Scotia...I think it would be so interesting.....
SHIRLEY...good morning gorgeous! You are looking a little green around the gills...and everywhere!
YESSSSS...write a blog about Nova Scotia...PLEASE!!
DEE DEE...you are such a chameleon! Or is it multiple personality disorder? LOL!! IJK!! You are looking lovely today, too.
I hope everyone has a great Saturday. If it is sunny in your corner of the world go out and soak it in. If it's rainy, then watch a good movie and relax.
I don't know if I will get back here today. Might not be back until Sunday night. If that is the case then have a great Sunday, too!!
Joanne is going to a rehab center on Sunday or Monday or Tuesday...as soon as a bed is available. She is going to have rehab for her leg and they are also going to start her on radiation for 28 days, 5 days a week starting in the beginning to middle of June. They then will start her on a chemo regimen. We still don't know about the pancreas, but she now wants to fight, so I am happy...as it is HER decision and I support whatever she wants. We have a wedding in July and she wants to go so she is going to do what it takes to be there. I love her!!
Happy Saturday Owls.
Shirley, Your beauty is not overshadowed by your greeness. Congrats on beating out the others for first.
Dee, You and Don Juan could probably stir up a lot of trouble together, but I really don't think you need the help.
Mo, I'm so glad Joanne has decided to fight. Still praying for her recovery, and strength for you and the rest of the family. ♥♥♥
Bonachichi, It sounds like you and Don Juan have a lot in common. The two of you and DeeDee should get together. The nest has a bail fund for just such occasions and I'm sure you could get lots of blogs from your adventures.
Morning Glories!
Ummm Shirley you are the prettiest today!
Bonachichi I think we all know someone like this and they are great fun to be around but being romantically involved with them is a whole nother enchilada. Some people are born to charm.
Waving at everyone. Moving slow this morning and really have to get moving and motivated or motivated or moving can be sure which yet.
Mo Yay for Joanne! I hope all goes well for her. I want her to go to that wedding!
Lynn D.....
who is being precious under than red blanket??
DeeDee can't you tell? It's her husband! Geez!!
Lynn D you seemed hesitant when you where congratulating me on my prettiness. What's up with that? Do you have doubts?
SacBarb: That sounds like a pretty good idea to me! Bon, I LOL'd at your savage sadism!
Shirley, let's hear about NS!
Has my beautiful greeness scared everyone away? I'll just go over here on the naughty mat and pout for awhile.
Deedee that is our dog Seamus. He was enjoying his rainy day by napping on the couch yesterday.
Going to sign off. I can't take any more bad news from the owls today. I am sending out (((Hugs))) to all that are physically injured and emotionally too!
Good evening everyone! We just got back from dinner. I had a pedi today and spent 3 hrs out in the hot sun! I like to set up all my equipment to make sure there are no surprises on Monday. So we set up the canopy and made like DJs. Our neighbors were practicing with their assault rifles all day so I didn't feel bad blaring my speakers lol! We did fix a few kinks with the cables and sound system. Now if we can just remember to take everything!
Bonachi,Your friends sound like fun.I'd rather have friends like that then whiners and downers.Never a dull moment eh?
I hope Don Juan's swelling has gone down lol!!
Shirley, we want info on NS. I would love to visit a few of the sea side villages.
Shirley, How could I have not mentioned your ah..loveliness! I see you are ready for a dip in the pool!Kinda looks like you were already in there and someone through in an electrical appliance!
Mo, glad to here the good news. I know you are relieved!
SacBarb, has it quit raining?
Whabby, have fun in PS and tell Jim "HI" for me!
lynnd,love your avatar. He looks soooo relaxed!
Gottah check farms and try to go to bed early. Too much sun makes me sleepy!
thought i'd come up for air.....only to find myself in the bathroom with the little tiny laptop.....man it stinks in here...can't really breathe!!!! Someone exploded in here~
Bonachichi~ loved ur blog....and thanks for sending it~
Shirley~ congrats on prettiest~
Lynndie~ I hear ya!~
My sister took the kids to the movies....my graduate (almost) is at yet another party....my inlaws and my SIL and BIL are downstairs.....at least my SIL and BIL make me laugh.....my BIL and I like to gang up on the "family"!!~ I think I've eaten myself into another size and will have to join Mary and Bebbi in their exercise regimen next week~ I better get back down there before my hubby comes looking for me! Bad form to get caught~ :)~
Jennifer~ I love ya more than words can say~
Bonacci..
Perhaps you have met your match.. or the Gods are just testing you..
Thanks for sending Tina the blog.. appreciate it..
:O)
Shirley..
Oh my word.. how pretty you are.. Just one question tho.. aren't you just a little bit to green???
:O)
Mo..
Did I miss something.. was she diagnosed (sp) with Cancer?
Tina..
Now you very well know it was YOU who stunk up the bathroom.. All we really have to do is ask Di!
:O)
Whabby..
Area 51.. well then I guess you are sounded a bit like me then..
Enjoy Palm Springs..
:O)
Lynn..
Your puppy looks so comfy.. and so very cute..
I spent the day out and about.. I made sure I was not closed in.. I needed sun and air.. I left the house at 9a and did not get back till 8ish... If felt so good to be out.. I felt so normal..
The only issue.. to much shopping and spending.. every store I went to I bought something.. Not good.. but good..
:O)
Goodnite everyone.. don't let the bed bugs bite.. :O)
Jennifer.. ♥♥
I'm so sorry to be stopping in so late. I did write a comment earlier in the day but got busy with other things before I finished and never did publish it.
Shirley Congrats on being the prettiest in green today.
DeeDee You look so proper today. Are those your "Sunday go to meetin'" clothes?
MO Now that Joanne has come to terms with this new situation, I'm glad she's decided to fight.
SacBarb It's your fault I'm spending too much time FARMING! lol
LynnD Seamus is soooo cute!
Bear How's the weekend in PS going?
Mary What's a little speaker noise compared to assault rifles, hopefully, not being aimed your way. Yikes!
Tina I just knew there'd be some bathroom blogging coming our way soon. LOL
Carol Yay for you getting out into the air and sunshine and having a nice day! I hope you feel renewed and refreshed....and happy with your purchases, too. : )
Carol I don't believe you asked me that...hummph...you never told Lynn D SHE was TOO green!
**pouts and walk away**
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