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Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Kush Support - A Natural Rest For The Breast

by Shirley




A boob separator for women who like to sleep on their sides but don't like their breasts touching.

45 comments:

Tina~in_ut said...

morning~

Tina~in_ut said...

I have no need of that, Shirley~ hangs head~ :(

DeeDee said...

Well I am about tired of this!!!

I haven't gotten in a decent BAM!! since Tina started working early!!

DeeDee said...

I want to know how this thing gives you proper spine alignment....lol..and why couldn't you just stick your vibrator in there when you are done with it?
Of course that is if you don't want the twins touching.....

So this works well for you Shirley?

Poor Tina....darlin' can you at least push yours together and make one good one?
I remember Tinas first training bra when she was 22....she would stand in front of the mirror in her room wearing it....talking to her budding breasts.....

She'd jut out her chest and jump forward and grumble...COME ON!! GET IN THERE!!

ahhh....precious memories...

I...on the other hand...have the biggest breasts in the Brazos Valley....and the only thing I would put between them is a big hot pumping penis....KWIM??

But thanks for posting that Shirley...it did remind me that I am almost out of Big Hot Pumping Penis lube.....

Lynn D said...

Good Lord Glories! Now I have seen everything!

Morning Tina, I see you have Eunice playing exotic games this morning.

What next a separator for your butt cheeks??? I know I can't stand for my cheeks to touch when I sleep. Jesus who comes up with this crap? Better yet who spends money on this shit? If you are really desperate a quarter role of TP would do the trick. imjs

Shirley please tell me you did not buy this contraption.

Morning Deedee time to cut back on the caffeine or meth this morning. One or the other girl friend. Your eyes will go back to normal in a couple of days it you do. imjs

Lynn D said...

Gotta go meet a delivery man this morning see you all later.

DeeDee said...

Lynn D...morning dear....

Hope you have a nice "delivery"...

Where do you get a 25 cent roll of toilet tissue?? I need to stock the white girls bathroom and I like that price....

I am afraid that you are right about the meth.....but heroin has been in short supply and I have a fetish for shooting up since I lost my crack pipe...

sacBarb said...

OMG Shirley, what will they come up with next and how do you FIND this stuff?

Lynn, the TP is a good idea and it will absorb the sweat when you have a hot flash, too. Have fun with your special delivery guy.

Tina, :sigh:

DeeDee, you never cease to crack me up.

whabbear said...

Hi, Owls!

I just posted this on FB. Once again, it is the prospect of UNIFIED opposition by Republican members of congress that absolutely freaks me out!

Does the US hold to the principle that their government should
fire people from their jobs for reasons that have nothing to do with
their job performance? Apparently, Republican politicians think so. Commenting on the vote this week that would end Don't Ask, Don't Tell, the third-ranking House Republican, Rep. Mike Pence of Indiana, promised unified GOP opposition. "House Republicans will stand on that principle" Pence said.

Mary/MI said...

good grief! I swear, who buys this stuff? Can you imagine what I would look like with that "thing" between my boobs,special pillow for my head, one for between my thighs,body pillow for me to hug and the Hannible Lector mask, not to mention the all night vibrator!.... him-m-m maybe not all that bad lol!!

Tina, oh sooo tedious!!

DeeDeewhat has you so bugged out today??

LynnD, lmao "butt separator"

SacBarb, omg! tp, why didn't I think of that?? lol!!

Just_Lin said...

SacBarb Is that the real reason you had 1/4 roll of TP in your suitcase? LOL

DeeDee said...

Whabbear....

I have gotten over being alarmed...that bunch of GOP knuckleheads aren't going to get anything done....they are all eventually going to get caught with their pants down....lol..

to borrow a line...the ones that holler this crap the loudest are "as gay as an Ungaro Spring frock"

Speaking of the GOP...I read the funniest quote the other day from Bill Maher about Rand Paul....

"apparently the shit doesn't fall far from the bat"

loved it!!

whabbear said...

Dee Dee: I do not share your sanguine disposition. I'm deathly afraid that the Republicans will vote as a block on this, and some Democrats will join them, and DADT will survive.

This is very personal to me, and has been every since a friend of mine and Jim's up in San Francisco, a man named Todd Clark, met us in the Lone Star one afternoon and gave us the whole story of his naval career.

Of how he loved going to sea, and wanted nothing better than to serve out his time on board ship.

Of how, six years before he would have been eligible for a pension, he was fingered by a superior officer and drummed out of the navy.

Of how he's had to make do since by cleaning the Lone Star in the early morning hours.

I've never forgotten how he eventually broke down during the telling of his story and started crying. As did Jim and I.

That's what's at stake here.

DeeDee said...

How dare you Robert!

It affects everyone interested in fairness and justice....personally!

My Father was a Major General in the United States Army and he would have never tolerated discrimination. And he didn't tolerate it at home. None.

DADT is going to be done away with....period!

I too can recite many cases of discrimination with very sad and very serious consequences...

I am not 100% on what context you used the word sanguine...my first reaction was offense.

And I don't appreciate anyone telling me whats at stake in the battle for human rights....

I know whats at stake...but I am NOT going to work myself into a heart attack over it as I have in the past because

I WANT TO SEE IT!!

Robert...I have a great deal of respect for you and your opinions..your causes...and your beliefs...don't ever forget that.

Zona said...

Good Morning!

SHIRLEY: Well, what will they think of next? I see another use for the Kush Support..it's a handy little weapon should anyone get too close..kwim? ;)

btw..I checked ebay..no luck there..but then..who would want to buy it second hand..ewwwww.. :D

TINA: Don't be sad..you're still prettiest.. :D

DEEDEE: I sure hope you get a good BAM soon!! ;)

LYNN: Just when you say you've seen everything..you just know there will be something else that will make you say that again!! :D

SACBARB: Hot flash? Where I live you could use it that roll 6 mos out of the year! Might be an idea..lol..

MARY: LOL! When I hurt my knee the doctor actually recommended the between thigh pillow..I could never bring myself to go into the medical supply store and get one.. :D

J/LIN: I saw you poppin' in!! :)

BEAR: I'm so sorry about what happened to you friend..it's just not right..

From 51:

MO: My prayers are with you..your comments broke my heart.

whabbear said...

Dee Dee: I know you feel passionately about this too. I was just reacting to your comment that you've gotten over being alarmed. Do you really think that the vote on Thursday is a slam dunk?

whabbear said...

This is why I'm worried:

“Key votes pending in Congress this week on whether to repeal the "don't ask, don't tell" law that prohibits openly gay men and lesbians from serving in the military remain too close to call, advocates on both sides say. The Senate Armed Services Committee is expected to vote by the end of the week on an amendment to the annual defense spending bill that would end "don't ask, don't tell," which Congress passed in 1993. Chairman Carl M. Levin (D-Mich.) favors a repeal, but it is unclear whether he has enough votes, with six senators on the panel considered undecided, legislative sources said.”

DeeDee said...

Whabbear....

sorry about blowing the fuse....but I am passionate about it....the very fucking idea that a man or woman is good enough to sacrifice life and limb...but not good enough to serve openly and reap the total benefits of their contribution is outrageous....when in many many cases prove to be superior leaders in their service to their country to have everything stripped away because of sexual orientation is more like something I might expect to hear from Zimbabwe....

When you ask if I think the vote will be a slam dunk I can't help but think back to prop 8 and how sure I was and the disappointment that followed....

I am keeping my thoughts positive and praying that there will be call to celebrate....

I want so badly for there to be something retro for all who have been cheated....

The video that was posted by the soldier in Alaska of the 2 young Iraqi boys being targeted with gay and terrorists taunts...then being mocked was so sickening.....

That was a straight soldier that did that....he gets all the benefits..and doesn't have to worry about being booted for his sexual preferences....no questions asked.....but after seeing what he did to those children I would almost be afraid of what his sexual preferences might be......maybe a rapist or a torturer....but thats ok.....as long as they don't find out he is a homosexual......

Just the way talking about this has made me feel I don't think I would have a problem just slapping the shit out of any senator that votes the wrong way...

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Evening Owls!

There there Tina...it's alright. You just hold your head up high and be proud of what you have. At least YOU won't burn your boob reaching over the stove to get the salt shaker or dip it into your plate as you reach for the butter on the table. Right into my mashed potatoes...

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

My my DeeDee, what big eyes and tongue you have!! Did you get those from your pool boy or toy boy?

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Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Evening Lynn D! Good lord honey if I had bought one of those thing for my boobs you would never find it again. It would be lost forever in the deep dark recesses of my cleavage!

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Good evening also to SacBarb, Whabbear, Just Lin, Mary and Zona!

Mary I have no idea who would by this crap. I would be embarrassed as hell. Just roll up a towel and use that.

SacBarb I just type in "stupid" on youTube and this stuff come up. Amazing isn't it?! LOL @ using TP!!

Zona that's pretty much what I said when I saw the video "What will they come up with next?"

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Maureen I hope your day was OK. I thought of you this afternoon when I went to the drug store to get pills for mum. I walked by a display of humidifiers in the shape of animals! There was a pink pig, a turtle, an elephant and a penquin! Too cute! ((((HUGS))))

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Carol wherever you are and whatever life is throwing at you I hope it gets better soon. I miss seeing your crackwhore comments. ((((((((HUGS))))))))
If anyone is talking with Carol please tell her I'm thinking about her and miss her. Thanks!

Dianne/Denver said...

Dang, I wish I would have seen these before our meet and greet and brought them in the infamous Bronco bags. SHIRLEY: You find interesting things. BTW, did you get your drugs today? Note TINA: It says must be a C cup.

I probably would say it quite like DEEDEE did but I kind of agree with her on the above. Ahhh...makes me think back once again to my younger "busy" days.

I am home and busy around here b ut trying to give some rest to my leg/foot from all the sitting. It was hot in Texas but the humidity is nice for the skin, eyes and hair. How is when we cross the state line into Colorado my skin knows to start getting dry, my eye starts drying up and my hair is not so soft anymore? I wouldn't want to live in the heat the but the other benefits from the "wet heat " are nice. We had such bad winds here yesterday that they said they were 5 mi less than a hurricane wind. There was a lot of damage too.

TINA: Are you being nice to your in-laws? did you get a rental car from that insurance company?

Dianne/Denver said...

DEEDEE: You have two eyes again? When did that happen ?

Mary/MI said...

Diane, take care of that knee!

Whabbear & DeeDee,I am not ignoring your comments,just not sure what to say. I hate when there are such horrible injustices. This Grand-Old- Gal is on your side!!

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

http://kushsupport.com/

This is a web site where you can buy a Kush Supporter for $29.95.

Mary/MI said...

Carol, I miss you too! I hope you are pacing yourself and taking deep breaths!

Mary/MI said...

Shirley I will order for all the owls. Who needs "Tiny"(Tina?) & who needs humongous besides me lol! Does it come wired for other jobs? ;.)

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Um Mary I don't think there are any wires involved. It only comes in a C cup or larger. You would have to go a few more letters for me. ijs. You buy one Mary and let us all know how it works. OK?

Well Owls I'm off to bed. Oh, Dianne I did get my drugs today. They screwed up on the quanity though. I was suppose to get 90 of each pill but they only gave me 30.Now when I go back to get the rest I have to pay the dispencing fee again plus another taxi fee. I was 3 hours yesterday getting mum's morphine. The Dr. in the ER wasn't going to write the prescription so I asked to speak to him in the hall and I told him we weren't leaving until she got the prescription. She has terminal cancer and she is in pain and she NEEDS that medication. He reluctantly wrote the prescription but when I took it to the pharmacy they told me he hadn't put what strength of morphine it was suppose to be. I pulled mum's med list out of my purse and showed her. She said she still had to confirm it with the Dr. But when she called he had "stepped out" so she would have to call back. When they finally confirmed the medication strength they didn't have enough pills to fill the order. I ended up going back today to get it and they didn't even have it ready for me, but I did eventually get it. OK I'm done my rant now. Going to bed.

Good night Owls! Thanks for the comments. Thanks Tina for posting my blog video!

(((HUGS))) to Carol, Maureen, Lois and anyone else who needs them.

Maureen said...

Good evening feathered friends!

SHIRLEY...that is ridiculous! What about something to put between the boobies and the stomach so the saggy baggies don't chaffe the belly!!!! Oy! And I bet people actually bought this!

I bet the piggy humidifier is the cutest one :)~

That sux about what you had to do get the meds. If they filled it wrong, why can't they mail you the other pills so you don't have to take another taxi? And the dispensing fee?? BS. They screwed up, THEY need to make it right.

LYNN...did you have a "special" deliviery? Details, please!

Maureen said...

I stopped in the hospital tonight. I wasn't going to go, but when I called Joanne, the first thing she asked was when I am coming, she was alone and needed company. So I told her I was gonna leave soon BUT only stay an hour. She seemed ok with that. Not long after I got there, her 2 sisters arrived. We all stayed about an hour an left.

She seemed much more alert and not as confused or dazed. Since she decided she not having anymore tests they started feeding her solid foods again. That made her much happier.

I did call the hospital this morning to the head nurse on the floor. I told her about the meds and she was all apologetic and was going to look into it. Then I talked to her about getting a Social Worker in there today. She said that since Joanne's sister was there, she was going to page her to come right up. This was about 9:30 this morning. Guess what? NO FUCKING SOCIAL WORKER. At least they finally scheduled a PT consult for tomorrow. They haven't even attempted to get her out of the bed yet.

Joanne has people advocating for her...what about the poor souls that are alone and have no one to stand up for them. To be a voice when they have none. It makes me sick

night.owls.sb said...

Morning Tina ;O)

night.owls.sb said...

Tina..

sorry about your husbands accident, glad he is ok..

Mo..

Think of you daily.. hope you are holding up ok..

To all my feathered friends.. miss ya, and think of you all day!

bonachichi said...

I am back from my super-secret adventure!! For about a day and a half, anyway. I'm going to read comments, then blog (probably to myself since most of you are in bed) afterwards. I assume DeeDee didn't wreck te place?

night.owls.sb said...

I start my days @ 9am in my office.. I normally sign into blogger first thing.. and my day begins.. However my days are wrapped into nights, weeks.. etc etc etc... I get home around 9p ish.. tonite it was 9:30p and most nights I take work home.. Life as I know it for now has changed, and I am trying to keep up...

Sal is not fairing well, he can't walk without a walker his legs are not his friends.. he has other complications and has a visiting nurse that comes daily to tend to him.. he has not been in work since 4/19..

I am afraid he has given up, and does think life is worth the fight, if he continues in his apt staring at 4 walls.. he will surly be in a wheelchair by next year..

I am in complete denial.. I still feel he is going to walk thru the door at any moment.. the denial turns to anger.. and I feel abandoned.. he has left me with all his workable trips, which is so hard picking up someone else's work.. he does not call the office at all.. I only speak with him if I need to ask him something about his work.. and this is not often.. as I am to proud of person to make him think I need him.. sound selfish.. yes I know it does, but that is how I am feeling..

I have started the paperwork to get him on temporary disability so I can take him off payroll, he does not seem to care tho, as money means nothing to him now.. its all about his illness and woe is me.

So.. I have put myself in a shell covered by my 4 walls in my office. And work, work, work.. I have put a ad in the paper for help, however all the resume's I got were not what I am looking for..

That is my very long story..

Sorry I have not been here, and thanks to all for the e-mails, txt's, comments.. etc..

night.owls.sb said...

So much has gone on here.. I tried reading some blogs last nite.. but I could not keep my eyes open.. actually I could not even concentrate..

So sorry for all the blogs I missed I feel so bad.. first time since night owls started that I miss blogs and comments.. :(

whabbear said...

Carol, here's hoping you are able to replace him soon. This totally sucks.

whabbear said...

Mary, I know you've got our backs, and I appreciate it!

bonachichi said...

Holy Crap, what'd I miss? DADT should be done away with. It just shouldn't be an issue. Period. Our military can be any race, religion or sex, they should be able to be any sexual orientation as well.

I think I missed what happened to Mr. Tina... I'll have to look around to see if I can find out, unless someone decides to tell me.

Carol, so nice to see you; you've been missed.

Mo, still sending good thoughts to your cuz!

DeeDee, love your humor, passion and your outlook on life!

Just_Lin said...

Tina I forgot to comment on your stunning beauty. Shame on me!

Shirley Thanks for the blog today. I bet someone made a lot of money with that silly thing.

Carol It sounds like Sal is depressed. Does he have any family? I'm sorry you are having such a tough time right now. (((HUGS)))

Bear I'm on your side, too.

MO Continued prayers for Joanne.

LynnD Please tell us about your big delivery. We never hear about your Whoppers anymore.

Zona Why not get the pillow? I think it's supposed to be good for your hips and back, too.

Waving at Di, Mary, and Bonach.

Just_Lin said...

DeeDee OMG! Didn't mean to slight you. Waving wildly in your direction.

Jodi said...

Good morning HOoters!! Just a very quick comment because for the last 36 hours my computer has been under attack from a nasty virus. It has virtually taken over...won't let me run any of my security scans.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

I hope everyone is having a good week.

TINA - Enjoying your company? And congrats to your son....I'll be thinking of you all on Sunday ♥

MO - Your cousin is so lucky she has you and the other sisters looking out for her. (((hugs)))

CAROL - So good to see you!! I think of you often....:) :O) :)~