This Night Owl Blog has given so much!
It is a fun place, we don't bash and we have fun being "tedious"!
We offer advice, give love, lots of free food and an open forum which can be about anything that is important, thought provoking or just plain silly.
And sometimes we just March (some to different drummers, but all together). :)
It is not about a single person, it is about all the people on any given day blended together.....Goldie!
Personally...I enjoy the smell of my own gas....the more rank the better...but other peoples gas is gross and putrid to me.....
If I am sharing a bed with someone I use the covers not only to fan mine up to my nose for a better whiff but also to fan away the other persons offensive odors....because there is nothing that will yellow your knees faster than a rancid fart trapped under a blanket...
So obviously I would need a "dual zone" BMB....my zone would just be regular of course...and the other zone should have the "suck it up" filter layers...
Normally I only share my bed with my Belle...and she does occasionally cut one.....but she sleeps on the 2 pillows behind mine so I get a snoot full of that.... I wonder if they make a little doggie blankie.....??
EBJ: This product was so out there I could hardly believe it was real..but it is! Thanks for the early morning laugh!
TINA: I see your prettiness is being discussed around the world..and into the next!!
LYNN: And underwear! ;)
JODI: Still looking for that silver and black! ;)
MARY: Gonna take a dip in the pool for you today! :D
HI BEBBI! How was your trip?
DEEDEE: Yellow the knees? LOL!
DIANNE: 2 Dips? I haven't heard that term in so long..that really made me laugh! :D
CAROL: Enjoy your day off!
MO: I'm keeping you and your cousin in my prayers.
J/LIN: Are you feeling better today?
GOLDIE: You made my day yesterday..thank you! :)
It's going to be 108 today and 112 tomorrow..anyone want to come visit? I'll bring out an extra lawn chair, fluff the beach towels and make some extra ice for the drinks! :D
I am meeting Sharon at the nursing home then taking her home and staying there again this evening. I will probably not be back here until tomorrow sometime.
JOEY: Love the new look. You look very handsome in your new glasses...woo woo...world look out. BTW, You are just a mere baby. Great to see you posting again. Missed you.
EBJ: Funny blog. As someone mentioned...it would be nice to have underwear like this...for TINA mostly after rooming with her. Blanket would have been great too.
EBJ: Good funny blog to start off the day.
MO: I hope today is better for Joanne and all of you. Thinking about you all the time.
JENNIFER: Please always know I am sending out good thoughts to you to be strong and know I care.
TINA: You are just lovely today. Glad to see you changed your avatar.
JODI: I never did hear what happened to Jake. Is he okay?
BEBBI; Out for a walk today or is too hot where you live too? It was 90 here yesterday....too hot for anything but being around air conditioning.
LYNN: What are you up to today? I am afraid to ask...does it include Angel?
MARY: LOL at wanting a fart blanket for MR Mary's throat. I have told MR D sometimes that I am going to spray the room spray directly up his butt.
ZONA: Enjoy that first swim of the season. Is the water finally warm enough or are you just putting your toes in to test it?
DEEDEE: I see you liked my Gary Coleman joke...it was kind of naughty but it did make me smile when I received it. I think dog's stinks are worse than husbands...you may have forgotten but I am glad you like to smell yourself. You need to change you avatar to a skunk...you know the old saying....a skunk doesn't smell it own smell
I am off for a busy day. Getting together with a good friend I don't get to see very often and then dinner with another really good friend. Getting all my dates in before my husband comes home.
Tina Hmmmm, you're a lot shorter than I remember and more "weathered" but that's what I call true beauty!!!!
Jodi Good morning, er, I guess that would be good afternoon for you. I hope you have a great day and that your son feeling fit as a fiddle.
Bebbi Happy Saturday to you!
LynnD I have a litter box for my cats that has a charcoal filter on it. Doesn't do a damn thing. :(
Mary Snoring! A whole other problem to reckon with. Has he tried Breathe Right Strips?
DeeDee Something magical just happened. I clicked on your avatar to get a better look and your whole comment disappeared from my screen. What the hell are you up to? Oh, good. You returned.
Zona OMG! I would be melting just like the witch in The Wizard of Oz. How you can bear those temps is beyond me.
MO I read your greeting as "Good morning festered friends"!!! ROFLMAO! I don't think any of us are festering, well, except maybe DeeDee. LOL
I went to see GOLDIE today. I had an Anniversary card for her and MR. GOLDIE. I also wanted to see INGE BINGA before she left for the summer. I had to lmbo when I called GOLDIE to ask her if it was a good time to visit. She said she was just gonna hop in the shower, but it didn't matter cuz she said I wasn't coming to see her, just my German Mother!! Whatever!! She is rocking the sling like no other and the flowers are GORGEOUS!!!
Zona: Thanks for asking! The trip was great, just had a rough week getting back into work mode too. And, a lot going on with summer and all.
Waving to MO! Hey, I hope things are getting less stressful for you. How's Joanne doing??
Just Lin: Happy Saturday to you too!
Joey: Love the new look! Very nice! Sucks to turn the big 4-0 though.I am sneaking up on the big 5-0 and I am scared to DEATH...not sure if I will make it or not..haha.
Whew what a busy past few days, I have yet to catch up on the blogs but have a free day tomorrow, besides laundry and house stuff.
When I saw the Better Marriage Blanket video I thought it had to be a joke, but found out it isn't.
Who would have thought, a blanket that absorbs farts! No wonder that woman in the video smiles so much.
Hope you are all having a nice weekend so far. It's pretty warm here, 89 right now. I was driving home from Discovery Bay earlier and had to turn on the AC in the car, first time I've had to use it this year.
EBJ: Just got out of the pool a half hour or so ago..I would have stayed in longer but it's so hot I know I would burn..besides, my legs are so pale I was afraid the sun shining off of them might bring down a passing plane...HA!!
BEBBI: Fifty isn't so bad..not that I wouldn't trade to be forty again!! :D
SACBARB: I just checked my Cafe..they said I now need one LESS neighbor to open the crate..LOL!
I am going into NYC tomorrow to see Promises Promises.. will be gone most of the afternoon.. I am looking forward to it.. well not the heat.. in nyc when its hot out there is no relief.. Its just sticky and hot, plus all the crowds certainly don't help..
EBJ, Another interesting product. Yes, why DON'T they make (men's) underwear our of this fabric? I would have bought it for my Hubby. He could fart on command. When Gunsmoke was still on, he would outdraw Marshal Dillon every Sunday.
Carol, I am so jealous you are going to get to see Sean Hayes and Kristin Chenoweth. They were on the View last week and sang "I'll Never Fall in Love Again." It was great.
Zona, I'm going to check my Cafe right now.
Jodi, If it's not one kid, it's another. Sick kids are the story of a Mom's life. I hope everyone is feeling better.
Oh yeah, Tina, congrats on pretty.
Waving a wing to all the Owls. I hope you all had a good day.
Good night everyone. I have to get up really early tomorrow. I have an all day Sorority event starting at 8am and I just got home from another commitment tonight. That means I will have to go to the Spanish Mass tomorrow night. I guess it will count, even though I won't understand a thing they are saying.
Just poping in before I check my farms. I think Tina has gone berserk on my 4 farms! I now need about 100 illegals to run it!
I am pooped from working at the VFW. I got done at 7 and had to make a gross-ery run. My cupboards were getting a little bare!
Joey, did yah miss "all of me" too? lol!! Sure is good to see your name back here, 'cept I keep making a double take thinking it is "Jodi", not "Joey" lol! btw, you look mighty fine in your new specks :)
Bebbi, I have been missing you! Glad you had a good trip.
Mo, I was feeling a little "festered" earlier lol!
Zona, I would think your lilly white ars would be all tanned by now!
Carol, I want to go too!!
Diane, I thought that "Coleman" joke was DeeDee's I borrowed it and got a lot of laughs! I always take a big cooler with ice when I buy groceries in the summertime. I was loading the cold stuff in it when I noticed the "Coleman" emblem. I almost peed my pants right there in the parking lot!
EBJ, enjoy your day off! I am off to farm. Nite all!! Have a great Sunday!
51 comments:
pretty~
thanks for the funny vid, EBJ~
Good morning pretty TINA!!
EBJ - Damn near fell off my chair!! Thanks for the chuckle this morning!!
TINA - You have mail!!
EBJ...that is so funny!...LOVE IT! And the name of it is hilarious too.
Morning Glories!
Tina firstly pretty.
EBJ technology used for chemical weapons? Yep sounds about right. I think this would be great for the dogs beds too!
LMAO!
That was hilarious! My daughter just listend to it too.
Tina: You are so darn pretty today!
Morning Tina, Jodi & Bebbi!
EBJ, that would come in handy, especially if they have a mini size I can stuff down Mr Mary's throat for his snoring!
Busy day at our VFW today. I am off to volunteer...... after checking my farms lol!
Have a great day everyone!!
Waving at LynnD~~~~
And yes Tina, you are purdy today. (I feel bad fibbing in front of the man in white).
Good Morning Everyone....
Personally...I enjoy the smell of my own gas....the more rank the better...but other peoples gas is gross and putrid to me.....
If I am sharing a bed with someone I use the covers not only to fan mine up to my nose for a better whiff but also to fan away the other persons offensive odors....because there is nothing that will yellow your knees faster than a rancid fart trapped under a blanket...
So obviously I would need a "dual zone" BMB....my zone would just be regular of course...and the other zone should have the "suck it up" filter layers...
Normally I only share my bed with my Belle...and she does occasionally cut one.....but she sleeps on the 2 pillows behind mine so I get a snoot full of that....
I wonder if they make a little doggie blankie.....??
EBJ: This product was so out there I could hardly believe it was real..but it is! Thanks for the early morning laugh!
TINA: I see your prettiness is being discussed around the world..and into the next!!
LYNN: And underwear! ;)
JODI: Still looking for that silver and black! ;)
MARY: Gonna take a dip in the pool for you today! :D
HI BEBBI! How was your trip?
DEEDEE: Yellow the knees? LOL!
DIANNE: 2 Dips? I haven't heard that term in so long..that really made me laugh! :D
CAROL: Enjoy your day off!
MO: I'm keeping you and your cousin in my prayers.
J/LIN: Are you feeling better today?
GOLDIE: You made my day yesterday..thank you! :)
It's going to be 108 today and 112 tomorrow..anyone want to come visit? I'll bring out an extra lawn chair, fluff the beach towels and make some extra ice for the drinks! :D
Good morning festhered friends!
TINA...looking pretty as usual! Is your MIL still in town?
EBJ...have no idea what the vid is, but thanks for sending a blog in to TINA and CAROL.
ZONA...108 and 112...YIKES! Thanks for the offer to visit, but I will have to pass!
HODI...you should put your chair on a mat...in case you all off!
DEE DEE...all I can say is that stinks!!
LYNN...It looks like Seamus doesn't need a new blankie...he looks so content in the one he already has!
MARY...have a great day at the VFW.
BEBBI...waving to you and your daughter!
I am meeting Sharon at the nursing home then taking her home and staying there again this evening. I will probably not be back here until tomorrow sometime.
Hope everyone has a SUPER Saturday
Ooops, just re-read my post. What ever in the world is a "festhered" friend? LOL!!!
Good morning y'all! I saw that on Jimmy Kimmel, I believe it was..funny! Thanks for posting it EBJ!
Thanks for all the kind responses to me posting here the other day!! ROFLMAO@Tina's "and deedee makes 3" comment!!
Thanks to Bebbi too..lol@"heart attack'
Well, I have a NEW look for turning the big 4-0(Gasps!!! LOL)next month-I got NEW eyeglasses!! WOOHOO!!
Here is the link:
JOEY'S NEW GLASSES
Hope y'all have a great weekend!!
OHH it did change my avatar lol
I am loving y'alls avatars btw lol
my family/friends are telling me they are "Buddy Holly" glasses haha
17! haha
18(anyone lurking in the bushes?)
19!( I met Mr. Joey when he was 19 lol) 9 long years ago!
20!!! half way to my dreaded 40!~ LMAO
21! I wished I was 21 again lol
I hope I get better with age..just like a fine wine;)
JOEY: Love the new look. You look very handsome in your new glasses...woo woo...world look out. BTW, You are just a mere baby. Great to see you posting again. Missed you.
EBJ: Funny blog. As someone mentioned...it would be nice to have underwear like this...for TINA mostly after rooming with her. Blanket would have been great too.
EBJ: Good funny blog to start off the day.
MO: I hope today is better for Joanne and all of you. Thinking about you all the time.
JENNIFER: Please always know I am sending out good thoughts to you to be strong and know I care.
TINA: You are just lovely today. Glad to see you changed your avatar.
JODI: I never did hear what happened to Jake. Is he okay?
BEBBI; Out for a walk today or is too hot where you live too? It was 90 here yesterday....too hot for anything but being around air conditioning.
LYNN: What are you up to today? I am afraid to ask...does it include Angel?
MARY: LOL at wanting a fart blanket for MR Mary's throat. I have told MR D sometimes that I am going to spray the room spray directly up his butt.
ZONA: Enjoy that first swim of the season. Is the water finally warm enough or are you just putting your toes in to test it?
DEEDEE: I see you liked my Gary Coleman joke...it was kind of naughty but it did make me smile when I received it. I think dog's stinks are worse than husbands...you may have forgotten but I am glad you like to smell yourself. You need to change you avatar to a skunk...you know the old saying....a skunk doesn't smell it own smell
I am off for a busy day. Getting together with a good friend I don't get to see very often and then dinner with another really good friend. Getting all my dates in before my husband comes home.
Have a great day everyone.....
Thanks so much Dianne! SO sweet of ya! you made my day:)
p.s. missed ya too! lol
all of you
that "all of you" sounded weird lmao
I mean y'all!! ALL of you OWLS!! lol
[sashays in and drops purse on recovered divan][Glares at Joey]
oh Hello Joey! Glad you enjoyed Tinas remark at my expense.....its nice to see you too!
Dianne....I did enjoy you Gary C joke....as well as the 3 identical ones prior to it....the airport joke was brilliant!!
btw....Dianne are you calling me a skunk? And btw...Belles poots smell like chicken....
Yes Maureen....you are correcto-mundo....it stinks....lq
Tina Hmmmm, you're a lot shorter than I remember and more "weathered" but that's what I call true beauty!!!!
Jodi Good morning, er, I guess that would be good afternoon for you. I hope you have a great day and that your son feeling fit as a fiddle.
Bebbi Happy Saturday to you!
LynnD I have a litter box for my cats that has a charcoal filter on it. Doesn't do a damn thing. :(
Mary Snoring! A whole other problem to reckon with. Has he tried Breathe Right Strips?
DeeDee Something magical just happened. I clicked on your avatar to get a better look and your whole comment disappeared from my screen. What the hell are you up to? Oh, good. You returned.
Zona OMG! I would be melting just like the witch in The Wizard of Oz. How you can bear those temps is beyond me.
MO I read your greeting as "Good morning festered friends"!!! ROFLMAO! I don't think any of us are festering,
well, except maybe DeeDee. LOL
Joey Your new glasses look great. Very handsome!
Dianne OMG at the Coleman joke!
Joey! He came by! Oh, I LIKE Joey. I hope he keeps coming back.
DIANNE - Jake is feeling much better. Thanks for asking. Tim is now feeling like a piece of rat crap. Not a fun way to spend the weekend.
JOEY!! Great specs!! And 40 doesn't hurt....I promise!!
MO - You are certainly earning credits in heaven. Thanks for the advice about the mat....altho I don't know what all off is ;)
ZONA - You'll be looking a looooong time....ijs!!!
I went to see GOLDIE today. I had an Anniversary card for her and MR. GOLDIE. I also wanted to see INGE BINGA before she left for the summer. I had to lmbo when I called GOLDIE to ask her if it was a good time to visit. She said she was just gonna hop in the shower, but it didn't matter cuz she said I wasn't coming to see her, just my German Mother!! Whatever!! She is rocking the sling like no other and the flowers are GORGEOUS!!!
I'll bbl...gotta make some toast for Tim.
That is interesting and funny all at the same time.
I laid down to take my nap.....and the darn sprinklers woke me up....and by the time I knew what was going on I was soaked!!
WHERE IS MY BED??!!
Thats the last time I drink with barbiturates.....God!
JOEY: So good to see you again! I sure missed your "y'all"!
DIANNE: The water is perfect..I'm going in after I post this! :)
JODI: I'm sorry Tim isn't feeling well..I'm sure mom's TLC will help him feel better soon!
btw..I kinda knew you'd say that..just thought I'd try.. ;)
J/LIN: We either stay inside with the a/c or run outside to the pool.. :D
MO: But it's a dry heat!! ;)
Hi JENNIFER!
Mo~ MIL left on Tuesday and hubby and Ryan left for Mexico this morning....just me and the twins~ :D
Joey~ Love the glasses~ 8D
Zona: Thanks for asking! The trip was great, just had a rough week getting back into work mode too. And, a lot going on with summer and all.
Waving to MO! Hey, I hope things are getting less stressful for you. How's Joanne doing??
Just Lin: Happy Saturday to you too!
Joey: Love the new look! Very nice! Sucks to turn the big 4-0 though.I am sneaking up on the big 5-0 and I am scared to DEATH...not sure if I will make it or not..haha.
Hi hooters!
Whew what a busy past few days, I have yet to catch up on the blogs but have a free day tomorrow, besides laundry and house stuff.
When I saw the Better Marriage Blanket video I thought it had to be a joke, but found out it isn't.
Who would have thought, a blanket that absorbs farts! No wonder that woman in the video smiles so much.
Hope you are all having a nice weekend so far. It's pretty warm here, 89 right now. I was driving home from Discovery Bay earlier and had to turn on the AC in the car, first time I've had to use it this year.
EBJ: Just got out of the pool a half hour or so ago..I would have stayed in longer but it's so hot I know I would burn..besides, my legs are so pale I was afraid the sun shining off of them might bring down a passing plane...HA!!
BEBBI: Fifty isn't so bad..not that I wouldn't trade to be forty again!! :D
SACBARB: I just checked my Cafe..they said I now need one LESS neighbor to open the crate..LOL!
Tina come meet me for dinner since our husbands are awol
oh poo! Di....I had an apple for dinner and am going to bed now~ mwah~
Hi Everyone..
I had a great day.. was out and about all day long.. it was hot, but I did not care.. just was glad to be out..
EBJ..
Thanks for the blog today.. and OMG.. LOL
Hope everyone had a great day..
I am going into NYC tomorrow to see Promises Promises.. will be gone most of the afternoon.. I am looking forward to it.. well not the heat.. in nyc when its hot out there is no
relief.. Its just sticky and hot, plus all the crowds certainly don't help..
Zona..
Just the thought of your pool, makes me want to jump right in... just to get cooled off.. glad your swimming..
:O)
Carol I bet Promises, Promises will be great! Let us know all about it. I love live theater but haven't really been since my husband died.
Zona LMAO @ dry heat. Yeah, right. Heard that one before. Hot is hot as far as I'm concerned.
Hello Hooters.
EBJ, Another interesting product. Yes, why DON'T they make (men's) underwear our of this fabric? I would have bought it for my Hubby. He could fart on command. When Gunsmoke was still on, he would outdraw Marshal Dillon every Sunday.
Sorry, I guess my last post was TMI.
Carol, I am so jealous you are going to get to see Sean Hayes and Kristin Chenoweth. They were on the View last week and sang "I'll Never Fall in Love Again." It was great.
Zona, I'm going to check my Cafe right now.
Jodi, If it's not one kid, it's another. Sick kids are the story of a Mom's life. I hope everyone is feeling better.
Oh yeah, Tina, congrats on pretty.
Waving a wing to all the Owls. I hope you all had a good day.
Good night everyone. I have to get up really early tomorrow. I have an all day Sorority event starting at 8am and I just got home from another commitment tonight. That means I will have to go to the Spanish Mass tomorrow night. I guess it will count, even though I won't understand a thing they are saying.
Just poping in before I check my farms. I think Tina has gone berserk on my 4 farms! I now need about 100 illegals to run it!
I am pooped from working at the VFW. I got done at 7 and had to make a gross-ery run. My cupboards were getting a little bare!
Joey, did yah miss "all of me" too? lol!! Sure is good to see your name back here, 'cept I keep making a double take thinking it is "Jodi", not "Joey" lol! btw, you look mighty fine in your new specks :)
Bebbi, I have been missing you! Glad you had a good trip.
Mo, I was feeling a little "festered" earlier lol!
Zona, I would think your lilly white ars would be all tanned by now!
Carol, I want to go too!!
Diane, I thought that "Coleman" joke was DeeDee's I borrowed it and got a lot of laughs!
I always take a big cooler with ice when I buy groceries in the summertime. I was loading the cold stuff in it when I noticed the "Coleman" emblem. I almost peed my pants right there in the parking lot!
EBJ, enjoy your day off!
I am off to farm.
Nite all!!
Have a great Sunday!
Jennifer, MUAH!!! (((HUGS)))
SacBarb LOL @ outdrawing Marshall Dillon.
Sacky~ omg....outdrawing....that's hilarious!!!~
Mary!! You know I can't stand that word!!!!! >:|
who in the hell picked that QOTD!!!
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