This Night Owl Blog has given so much!
It is a fun place, we don't bash and we have fun being "tedious"!
We offer advice, give love, lots of free food and an open forum which can be about anything that is important, thought provoking or just plain silly.
And sometimes we just March (some to different drummers, but all together). :)
It is not about a single person, it is about all the people on any given day blended together.....Goldie!
DeeDee Congrats on busting in here first this morning. LMAO @ carpet scooting!!!
Bonach What was DeeDee doing in your dream? Or dare I ask?
LynnD It would be a little hard to carry that comfort wipe in your purse. Mabe it comes with a removable strap so you could sling it over your back like carrying a rifle.
Goldie How's it going at work with only one good arm? LOL @ still being able to slap.
EBJ Very clever!! :)
Shirley You've been looking a little haggard lately. Perhaps you should go to bed earlier.....ijs. LOL @ evil twins. Fun blog today. I see all sorts of drawbacks to that devise. Wouldn't you feel like you'd need to wash it after each use. What a (excuse the pun) pain in the ass!
So, you wipe your butt, then hop in the shower and wipe your back with it. Now if only you could brush your teeth with it you'd have your all in one. SHIRLEY, thank you for the laugh.
DEEDEE lmbo @ scooting on the rug.
SLIN lmbo @ Sling it over your shoulder.
P.S. I know for anyone with limited range it isn't a funny situation.
Zona....shhhh.....I just told Shirley the hocus pocus doesn't work...shes inexperienced.....God only knows WHAT could happen!!
Bonachichi....wanna tell me about that dream?? And how I got a black eye!!?
On the subject of the Comfort Wipe...you know there are a couple of countries that think we are nasty in out pooper hygiene habits.....like because most Americans don't wash immediately afterwards......its kinda hard to do that in a public restroom....
Well....I have a bidet in my bathroom....but I find that I don't always get the needed pressure....so I purchased a power washer to keep in the bathroom as well...
and girls....that thing will knock a dingle-berry off an elephants butt at 40 paces....
so if you are accident prone like I am (doody-pants) I highly recommend them....because you can't always get home for a few hours and its less painful by far than a croquet mallot and a chisel....and performing the Anvil Chorus in the bathroom.....
and speaking of the Anvil Chorus...here is my fav version to date for your entertainment....
Shirley: LOL! That was so funny... "Let's face it, it is embarrassing to have others deal with personal matters"....omg..that lady was all snooty acting but was talking about wiping her ass..roflmao..too funny! How embarrassing is it to get a job that is talking about products like that..lol
DeeDee, you had something in my dream that I was supposed to use for work. You were in my garage. Every time I went to get it, you'd clobber me on the head by shutting the door. Whore!
omg thats funny Bonachichi.....lol......ahhh....sigh....that made me laugh sooo....tears are just rolling...
why is that? When you get really tickled....why do you squirt tears??
speaking of squirts...omg...I was at the mall briefly earlier and grabbed a bite at Chik-fil-a....just the regular chicken sandwich....I did put some mayonnaise on it....
I started walking towards the store that I came thru to enter the mall....suddenly the sandwich liquefied and dropped to the last stage before exiting the body.....I'm starting to get nervous and this store is an awful store but they have a very nice and clean terlit......
well! long story short...I made it to the seated position in the nick of time and when the fireworks wer over it occurred to me....
a "wet one" on a Comfort Wipe would be just the ticket....
then it happened....
I had flushed mid-disaster and as I sat there contemplating the Comfort Wipe...the ground seemed to rumble and what sounded like a backed up pipe with water bubbling and surging suddenly got my attention......I barely got off that pot and outta that stall before it regurgitated no telling how many peoples misery all over the floor including the very spot where mere seconds before my bloomers had been around my ankles and on the tops of my new Louboutin pumps!!!
15 minutes from Chik-fil-a to Bealls and out of there....every minute having the potential to be life altering but...
1. I made it to the restroom 2. I made it out of the stall before the commode explode.... 3. Left the mall slightly rattled but with everything intact...
I don't care what anybody says....I am livin' RIGHT!!
27 comments:
BAM!!
OMG the "Comfort Wipe" is the answer to a prayer!!
no more "carpet scooting!!"
Hallelujah!
Well well look who's 1st, the evil twins...Dee and Dee! Morning!
Ya I'm still a little pissed about the basement thing, but I have your voodoo doll so...
Oh Shirley!! You got untied!! I mean...unbusy!!
lol at the evil twins....
Do you mean you have a voodoo doll of moi!!?
That hocus-pocus crap doesn't work!! Just give me the doll and that'll be the end of that!
Ewwwww!
Morning DeeDee & Shirley. Nice to see you getting along. DeeDee, you were in my dream and you were freaking me out. Stay out of my dreams.
Morning Glories!
Deedee get a grip!!! BAM
Gee I guess if the demonstration is applicable my ASS in between my shoulder blades!
Ohhhh that disgusting TP that she touched 6 times to put in the comfort wipe.
Ok I could see how this might help some one who has limited range of motion....Hey maybe I should send one to goldie.
I have food bank today so I have to get cracking!
Lets see I have to make sure do I have my cell phone, wallet, oh....crap can't forget to shove my comfort wipe......into my purse.
Best thing invented since sliced Loaf...or is that bread?
OK now I am just amusing myself.
Thanks for the laughs this morning Shirley! Hey does this have attachments? You no like an ass scratcher or does it vibrate?
That should be know. But they are coming fast and furious! Oh I guess it just might vibrate.
Hey! No thank you Lynn- I still have one good arm (to wipe and/or slap you!) LOL
Morning Hooters!
Lynn D.....what would you like me to get a grip on??
Good morning,Goldie I thought of you immediately too when I watched the vid.
One question they didn't address... how do you indescretely carry your COMFORT WIPE when you go out to dinner?
Lynn you CRACK me up!
I'd stay BUTT I have to go to work.
A kiss on the CHEEK for you all...
Carry on ASS you were.
PS Mary did you dig your HOLE for planting?
Have a good day!
DeeDee Congrats on busting in here first this morning. LMAO @ carpet scooting!!!
Bonach What was DeeDee doing in your dream? Or dare I ask?
LynnD It would be a little hard to carry that comfort wipe in your purse. Mabe it comes with a removable strap so you could sling it over your back like carrying a rifle.
Goldie How's it going at work with only one good arm? LOL @ still being able to slap.
EBJ Very clever!! :)
Shirley You've been looking a little haggard lately. Perhaps you should go to bed earlier.....ijs. LOL @ evil twins. Fun blog today. I see all sorts of drawbacks to that devise. Wouldn't you feel like you'd need to wash it after each use. What a (excuse the pun) pain in the ass!
So, you wipe your butt, then hop in the shower and wipe your back with it. Now if only you could brush your teeth with it you'd have your all in one. SHIRLEY, thank you for the laugh.
DEEDEE lmbo @ scooting on the rug.
SLIN lmbo @ Sling it over your shoulder.
P.S. I know for anyone with limited range it isn't a funny situation.
SHIRLEY: This is just weird. And really kinda gross. Butt guess what? They are selling it on ebay!! I wonder if it's new or used? ;)
As for the Comfort Grip..that's a disaster waiting to happen..
DEEDEE: That hocus pocus crap doesn't work? How soon we forget.. ;)
LYNN: LOL..the 'have to get cracking' cracked me up..must be the subject matter.. ;)
GOLDIE: So I guess that means you don't want me to order you one from ebay? ;)
EBJ: LOL!!
J/LIN: And where do you store it? Do you hang it on the wall next to the toilet paper so everyone can use it? Ewww..
LANI: Wash your back and brush your teeth with it?? **GAG**
DEEDEE: My apologies! I almost forgot to tell you how pretty you are today. Is this a nautical look for you? :D
Zona....shhhh.....I just told Shirley the hocus pocus doesn't work...shes inexperienced.....God only knows WHAT could happen!!
Bonachichi....wanna tell me about that dream?? And how I got a black eye!!?
On the subject of the Comfort Wipe...you know there are a couple of countries that think we are nasty in out pooper hygiene habits.....like because most Americans don't wash immediately afterwards......its kinda hard to do that in a public restroom....
Well....I have a bidet in my bathroom....but I find that I don't always get the needed pressure....so I purchased a power washer to keep in the bathroom as well...
and girls....that thing will knock a dingle-berry off an elephants butt at 40 paces....
so if you are accident prone like I am (doody-pants) I highly recommend them....because you can't always get home for a few hours and its less painful by far than a croquet mallot and a chisel....and performing the Anvil Chorus in the bathroom.....
and speaking of the Anvil Chorus...here is my fav version to date for your entertainment....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3x-pwJGsgU
Good afternoon Owls, and DeeDee (said reluctantly while jabbing pin in voodoo doll)!
I'm surprised no one picked up on the comment in the commercial that toilet paper was "archaic". LOL!!
Deedee your Comfort Wipe of course!
Shirley the Sears Catalog and an outhouse is archaic. TP is a freaking necessity! Especially if it is Angel Soft.
EBJ I was just on a roll this morning. Log Roll that is!
I really like the sling and strap it on your back. The new must have of this season.
Tooth brush Lani! Ewwwwwww
I do wonder if you strap a scrubbie to it if you could use it to scrub the shower and clean the toilet. Man this thing has so many uses!
I'm stayin' out of Comfort Wipe reach of goldie.
Happy Wednesday Owls.
Shirley, It seems the Owls have found a number of uses for this handy dandy implement. I think I'll stick to the tried and true method, however.
DeeDee, There you are at first today. I watched the Anvil Chorus. Those hunks could really swing that hammer.
Lynn, LMAO at all your puns. You were definitely on a roll.
J/L, Thanks for the QOTD. I hope you are feeling less snotty today.
Zona, Of course the Google Queen would find the Comfort Wipe on Ebay. BTW, as you can see, I got my keyboard problem worked out.
Goldie, Hey, you are typing caps. Your arm must be getting better.
I am off to the Post Office. Have a great day everyone. BBL
Shirley: LOL! That was so funny... "Let's face it, it is embarrassing to have others deal with personal matters"....omg..that lady was all snooty acting but was talking about wiping her ass..roflmao..too funny! How embarrassing is it to get a job that is talking about products like that..lol
I use a corn cob myself. Or a pine cone.
DeeDee, you had something in my dream that I was supposed to use for work. You were in my garage. Every time I went to get it, you'd clobber me on the head by shutting the door. Whore!
omg thats funny Bonachichi.....lol......ahhh....sigh....that made me laugh sooo....tears are just rolling...
why is that? When you get really tickled....why do you squirt tears??
speaking of squirts...omg...I was at the mall briefly earlier and grabbed a bite at Chik-fil-a....just the regular chicken sandwich....I did put some mayonnaise on it....
I started walking towards the store that I came thru to enter the mall....suddenly the sandwich liquefied and dropped to the last stage before exiting the body.....I'm starting to get nervous and this store is an awful store but they have a very nice and clean terlit......
well! long story short...I made it to the seated position in the nick of time and when the fireworks wer over it occurred to me....
a "wet one" on a Comfort Wipe would be just the ticket....
then it happened....
I had flushed mid-disaster and as I sat there contemplating the Comfort Wipe...the ground seemed to rumble and what sounded like a backed up pipe with water bubbling and surging suddenly got my attention......I barely got off that pot and outta that stall before it regurgitated no telling how many peoples misery all over the floor including the very spot where mere seconds before my bloomers had been around my ankles and on the tops of my new Louboutin pumps!!!
15 minutes from Chik-fil-a to Bealls and out of there....every minute having the potential to be life altering but...
1. I made it to the restroom
2. I made it out of the stall before the commode explode....
3. Left the mall slightly rattled but with everything intact...
I don't care what anybody says....I am livin' RIGHT!!
Good evening feathered friends!
Too tired to comment or chat, but wanted to stop in and wish you all a good night and a great Thursday.
Hi Everyone..
Yuck.. what a day.. non stop.. trying hard to keep up..
Sal is still not doing well.. so sad, he is so young..
My nephew is working with me all day tomorrow.. he always makes me smile..
Thanks to everyone for all the blogs.. Tina has them all in ready to publish..
Have a great "Thong Thursday"
Off to bed.. need to try and sleep..
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