by Dianne
Ouch, hurt foot
Go to doctor
Misdiagnosed
Back to Doctor...(still ouch)
PT suggested
Pt didn't work..sigh
Back to 2nd doctor
Surgery needed
Confined for two months
"must" makeover house, closet, etc.
Surgery not approved (2 days before surgery)
F@@@...call doctor
"be patient"....I AM THE PATIENT
Go have beer
Surgery approved...ouch
Mind thinking.....Well, at least it's not the dentist!!!
Do you ever have stress that you can do absolutely nothing about and drive yourself nuts over it or is it just me?
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Good morning Pretty, Sexy and Smart SHIRLEY!!! YAY, you're first!
No Dianne you are not the only one to drive yourself crazy with stress. We all do it, especially when it involves something we have never gone through before.
The surgery will go fine, you will be fine and everything will work out fine!
Hey, if you are going to be off your feet for a while, maybe you and the Mr. could have a little...*wink*wink*...know what I mean?!!! A second honeymoon! Or he could play doctor!! This could turn out to be fun Dianne!!
((((HUGS))))
DIANNE...it's just you! Just kidding! I know I let stress rule my life!!!
Good luck with your surgery today. Check in and let us know how you're doing, ok? {{hugs}}
Morning Maureen! How ya doing? Did we oversleep today?
SHIRLEY...no, in fact I got up earlier then I wanted to! I am off today because I have to work on Saturday.
What are you doing today?
Joanne was kicked out of the nursing home on Tuesday. Sharon has some errands she needs to do, so I am going to go and babysit Joanne for a few hours this morning. I can't wait! Talk about stress!
Good morning, Mo & Shirley. Dianne, what a drag, to have to fight in order to be sliced and diced. Oops. I mean, repaired. Hope all goes well.
I think people who can laugh about life's trials are better off. It happens often here, so apparently, we "get" it. Yay for us!
A good day to you all!
Mo? I missed that last comment... Kicked out of the nursing home? Why?
Maureen I'm staying home today. Will watch some soccer and tennis.
Maybe you and Joanne could watch a movie to pass the time or play cards. Maybe go for a drive to a park or something. I hope you have a good day! ((HUGS))
Morning Bonachichi!
SHIRLEY...A drive would be nice, but she can't walk the steps and she lives on the second floor with no elevator. I have to spend some time there looking for medical transport to take her to her medical appts. if she actually follows thru and goes. It really is a mess. She has a physical therapist coming at 2:30 and I want to be there for the appt.
CHI CHI...medicare rules only allow someone to stay in rehab if they are progressing. Since she is still non-wt bearing on her right side she had reached max potential. She also was non-compliant and they didn't want the risk. She has done NOTHING to try and facilitate her recovery.
Morning Glories!
Shirley oh beauteous one! I bow down to you.
Janice are you okay? Did Tina kick you when Shirley got first? Wave or something so we know that your still able to communicate!
Dianne, I woke up thinking about you this morning in amongst my other worries.
Then I was thinking I am feeling so much stress right now. Worried about different family members, friends, bills, life in general and I was thinking there was a blog there and BAM (as Deedee would type) here is your blog. It is weird how often this happens.
Hoping all goes well with the surgery and you are up and doing a marathon in no time! Love ya!
Mo it sounds like you really have your hands full! Wish your day off could be more stress free. (((Hugs)))
Good morning Bonachichi!
LYNN...good morning to you! I hope you can have a stress free day today, too. If I lived there, we could go and drink lots of coffee together (and maybe a little drinky-poo to top it off!!) and laugh until we cried happy tears!
And to add some icing to the cake, Joni is on vacation and I have to go there MWFand SUN to feed the cat and water her fucking flowers. At least it rained yesterday so no watering!
I want a day off to do NOTHING!
Good Morning you beautiful lady! 1st thru 4th- pretty darn good!
Dianne, thinking of you today. And a simple answer to your questions is YES ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!! lol
Mo- is that how little plants come to be? I didn't know that pollination was just a fancy word for fuck. :)
Hi Lynn my long lost sister.
Bona- I am going to change your name the way MO did. You will now be forever Chi Chi to me. I actually DO know a Chi-Chi, she lives in Ecudor, so I don't think it will get me too confused.
Don't Medicare and Medicaid rules just suck?
Hope everyone has a great day. Dare I say it is supposed to be an awesome day- 80, sunny and no humidity. NO RAIN for a change!
GOLDIE...pollination a fancy word for fuck...OMG..that was hilarious! If I was drinking something I surely would have spit it out!!
Yes, Medicare rules suck. BUT, a person has to try to help themselves, too.
Joanne has always expected people to do everything for her. So she isn't really any different now. I have spent the last month of my weekends at her apartment cleaning out her room and closets and drawers and scrubbing her bathroom. Wednesday morning when I left I heard the words Thank You for the first time. Yes, I was there Tuesday night helping her with some forms she needed completed.
I have to stop bitching and get going...don't want to be late.
Hopefully, I will be home tonight!
Have a GREAT day everyone
Good morning ladies....
[begrudgingly congratulates Shirley on first by glaring at her ....]
Dianne...situations we can't control often times cause stress....people just have to ;earn that they must take time to relax....I have this technique involving 5-6 mg of Xanax..with a tequila chaser....
Wish I could be there to help you relax today...but I can soothe your nerves with my voice....here....
I hope your surgery goes well that that you marked an X on the correct foot...things can happen you know....surgeon comes in drunk...and whack!! first thing ya know they have cut off the wrong foot!! Relaxed yet hun??
And remember...lots of famous people only had one foot....I can't think of any off hand....
but hey....look at the cute style that make that orthopedic shoe in these days.....!!
Good Morning!
DIANNE: Nope..can't say that worrying or stress have ever been a part of my life..sorry, I just can't imagine what you mean.. ;)
I'll be thinking about you today DI..I know the surgery will be a success and you will be dancin' on tables at family gatherings in no time. SWAK!!
SHIRLEY: Good Morning Sunshine! You've got it all today..beauty, brains and va-va-va-voooom! :D
MO: I'm glad you have the day off and that you got to see GoofusMcKittyFace yesterday..Hang in there while hanging with Joanne..remember...grrrrrr... :)
BONCHICHI: Oh how I wish I could learn to laugh at stuff that goes wrong..I'd be happier and so would my friends and family..
LYNN: Sometimes I'm so glad we have the farms..it really does help with de-stressing..
GOLDIE: Sunny? No rain? Sounds like a bummer to me.. ;) Enjoy your day!! :D
DEEDEE: Please teach me your technique..you know..just in case I ever do worry... ;D
JODI: Have a nice safe drive today..give Sam a hug from the end of the world! :)
:)
Mo wish we were closer too. I could use an Irish coffee and some good laughs.
Trying to figure out why Zona is telling Mo to go fuck her kitty face? WELL that is how I read it.
Waving at Goldie and Deedee.
Deedee could you air mail so Xanax to me? My doctor won't prescribe fucking thing. I have the tequila. Thanx!
Oh, for cryin' out loud. Mo, I had no idea you were working so hard for well, nothing. It is a shame when someone is given an opportunity and they just squander it. This is her life. Wow.
Lynn D....
I can get 60 of the 2mg's from my dealer...excuse me...my doctor!!
If ur not used to taking them...half of one of those should "sit you down"...lol
How many would you like?
Ya know...on campus here we have "aggie mountain" for skiing.....here at DeeDee's we have "Xanax Mountain" for chillin'...
DeeDee, Xanax is the medication that cold-cocked me on a flight to Germany. I am NEVER taking that stuff again! The guy thought I was dead!
yay!~ Di is out of surgery and doing well~ Should be going home soon and not spending the night in the hospital. (she kinda wants to stay!) Mr D promised to take good care of her (I think I may have to go there....just in case!) :)~
Shirley~ congrats on first~ you look okay~ :)~
DeeDee~ I sent your avatar to Di....just in case she doesn't get to see it up close and personal~ lmbo~
I'm off to do nothing~ :D I love my days off~
oh.....LynnD~ I didn't work this morning...but Janice and the others and I had email fun this morning~ :D
one more thing...Di~ thanks for not dying~ :D (and thanks for the blog!)
Shirley Congrats on winning the trifecta this morning!
MO I'm sorry Joanne isn't doing anything to help herself. That must be very frustrating, especially when you are trying so hard to make sure she gets what she needs.
Chi Chi I like your avatar. Is it anyone we should know?
LynnD LOL @ asking Janice to send a signal.
Goldie How's that wing of yours doing? I hope it's starting to get closer to "normal".
DeeDee I think you missed your calling. Maybe you should have been a rehab nurse. LOL
Dianne I said a prayer for you. I'm rusty at it but I think it will work, anyway. : )
Tina Thanks for the update on Di. Yay! So glad it is over and she is doing well. My last comment I actually started writing hours ago then had to leave for a bit.
Shirley = pretty! Sexy! Smart! haha..congrats Shirley!
Dianne: Wow, how stressful..so glad it is approved and I hope it goes well for you. HUGS!
Thanks for the info on Dianne, Tina!
What the hell do you mean I look "OK"? I look damn hot, thank you very much, and you know it!!! You're still upset from yesterday about your butt!
Dianne if you read this I hope you have great drugs and that the Mr. is taking great care of you. Maybe he could carry you outside to sit in the sun for awhile when you are feeling up to it. Heal fast!! ((HUGS))
Yay Di is out of surgery and doing okay! Thanks for the update Tina. Been thinking about her all day.
Deedee how bout a months supply which would be about 15. I figure if they are that strong I can cut them in half with my handy dandy pill cutter and they would last quite a while. Does you deal....er doctor charge a reasonable price?
Waving at everyone!
Tina I only have your word that you were not at work and that Janice is ok. I won't be relieved until I see her little hand in the air.
Cripes I read that last post and I just want to reassure everyone I have not hit the pills or booze.
Shirley~ I have a beautiful butt! In fact, it's so beautiful, it's getting bigger the more it's admired!!!~ SO THERE!!!~
lmbo Lynndie~ Janice is on a plane on her way to Banff~ She and hubby are celebrating their 30th anniversary~ I told her to have hot Canadian sex~ :D
Hi-dee-hidy-ho!!!
I was taking Belle to get some new "everyday" leashes and collars and noticed that there was no line at the AT&T store...so I thought I would run in and get a new iphone4.....WELL! They don't have a libe because they don't have any of the new phones!!
AT&T won't have the phones until the 29th......but thats ok...because "Jeff" assisted me!!!! and "Jeff" was hotter than a firecracker!! He wanted me......but you know.....i have to string them along a little first.......he is going to put back a phone for me and show me how he plugs in his USB cable!!!
Oh and I had chills! They were multiplyin'! I was losin' contra-hole....cause the power he was supplyin'...was electrifyin'......
You better shape up,
'cause I need a man
and my heart is set on you.
You better shape up;
you better understand
to my heart I must be true.
Nothin' left, nothin' left for me to do.
You're the one that I want.
(you are the one i want), o,o, oo, honey.
The one that I want.
(you are the one i want), o,o,oo, honey.
The one that I want
You, o,o, oo
are what I need.
Oh, yes indeed.
If you're filled
with affection
you're to shy to convey,
meditate in my direction.
Feel your way.
I better shape up,
'cause you need a man
i need a man
who can keep me satisfied.
I better shape up
if I'm gonna prove
oh you better prove
that my faith is justified.
Are you sure? Yes, I'm sure down deep inside.
You're the one that I want.
You, o,o, oo, honey.
The one that I want.
You, o,o,oo, honey.
The one that I want
You, oo, oo
are what I need.
Oh, yes indeed.......
omg...I need to rest for a moment....my overheated zorch melted my strap-on!!
anywho...belle got the camouflage collars and leashes.......she thinks no one can see her when she has them on........isn't that precious??!!
DeeDee: LOL at your post...!
Zona I'm sorry! I totally forgot to say that I think the farming has added more stress to my life, not less. LOL
DeeDee I'm invisioning a scorched and droopy, half-melted strap-on and it ain't pretty.
Bebbi Hiya!
Hi J/L!
DIANNE...so happy your surgery went well and you should be home by now. Follow Dr's orders and you will be up and about in no time.
TINA...thanks for the update on DI. I guess in your butt's case it's QUANTITY and QUALITY!!!
DEE DEE...I sure hope your zorch has cooled down by now. You may have to get a strap on with a fan attached...and a fire extinguisher.
ZONA...why did you tell me to go fuck my kitty face? LOL!! Too funny! I will be seeing Goofus tomorrow night! ;)
LYNN...hmmmmm, are you sure you weren't hitting the tequila? LOL
Can't believe it's almost 10:30 already. Where'd the day go?
Today's comedy relief...
Joanne told the PT that she:
1. Does her exercises
2. Uses the therabands
3. Works out with weights
4. Has a little touch of cancer
5. Uses the walker to get around in the house
Such a fertile imagination she has!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi. My foot fucking hurts and try getting to bathroom twice poor mr D. Thanks for all the wishes and prayers. Please keep the prayers coming
lmbo Di~ I just read the email from your daughter.....she turned off ur cell....so you must be posting from your laptop!!!! :)~ or ;) (i know how you love that little face!) :D
50~ PRETTY!!!!~
*Helps Tina out, averts gaze from her butt...*
Oh Bear~ You can look....just don't scream!!!~
Talked to Di~ she sounds amazingly good! Doesn't even sound drugged! Which is kind of a bummer....daughter told me I should tape her all drugged up and make it a blog~ drats!!~
Dianne I hope you are sleeping a deep and restful sleep with the sweetest of dreams.
Hi Bear!
G'night all.
Oh, MO Joanne either has a fertile imagination or a keen since of humor.
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