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Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Master Asshole

by Bonachichi




This strongly resembles a typical day for me. What about you?

38 comments:

East Bay J said...

1?

Tina~in_ut said...

Good Moaning, EBJ~

Tina~in_ut said...

Bonachichi~ that was funny~

East Bay J said...

Cat woke me up!!

East Bay J said...

Good moaning Tina!

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

EBJ are you sure it was the cat and not hubby? *wink*wink*

Good moaning Tina!

Bonachichi I wonder if any of the people who chased him ever caught him!?! That wasn't you in disguise was it?

DeeDee said...

good morning....

I have watched that video over and over....that is my kind of fun....I can't wait to set someones newspaper on fire....and the guy stomping the puddle!!! ....omg....fun with a capital Fa...

EXCELLENT selection T-Bird!!

DeeDee said...

Shirley....hon.....a hazmat suit this morning?

Is Tina visiting you??

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

DeeDee I figure in a hasmat suit I would be safe from all the crud people are spreading around in here. Everytime I walk into a room I'm hit with a 60m/h sneeze or hear someone coughing up a lung or worse.

DeeDee said...

Gosh I know what you mean...I find myself dodging peoples cough and sneezes....for whatever good that does....lol at 60 m/h sneeze...ha hahaha

May need to pick up a hazmat like yours....

"Hazmats R'Us"...?

bonachichi said...

Good morning, Hooters! Surely, some of you have committed some similar pranks? I have been on both sides. The dishing out and the taking it.

Mary/MI said...

EBJ,You are a shinning beauty this morning!

I have to say that I have never purposely done any of those nasty things.
That being said, here is what I "un purposely" did...
On my flight back from Europe I had to come home via Paris/Air France. We were treated to a wonderful meal. I was sitting between a French couple to my right and to my left a giant Yugoslavian young adult with thighs the size of my portly waist! I had eaten most of my meal and noticed a small container still unopened. I couldn't understand the label, thought it may be pudding, wrong! I lifted the pressurized lid and "splat! My French neighbor looked like he had the measles. It was some kind of cold tomato soup! I was so embarrassed! I apologized profusely! He wiped his face off and managed an understanding smile. I am sure he will hate me later when he finds the large stain on his expensive pants!

Am I the only one that thinks the video teeters on the "bulling" side? just wondering

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Afternoon Mary! You pose an interesting question. In my mind I see bullying as a repeated act against someone. This video showed him doing random acts to different people. TO ME I don't think it was bullying, but I do think it was mean to do stuff like that to strangers. If you were with a group of friend (like in Chicago) and you grabbed someone's boob or licked (ewww) someone, I wouldn't call that bullying (maybe sexual harassment). It's just for fun. I know what I wanted to say but I'm not sure I said it very well. Why do YOU think it is bullying?

Tina~in_ut said...

now that you say that, Shirley....the licking was prolly bullying, but the boob grabbing? not a chance....she enjoyed being grabbed! :)~

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Oh, I thought Mary was the GRABBER, not the GRABBEE! Thanks for clarifying that Tina!

BTW how is Janice today? Have you driven her insane today with all your moaning? (or maybe she likes your moaning)

bonachichi said...

I respect everyone's negative opinions about this video. My only regret is that we cannot impose the death penalty against one of the early pioneers of this sort of humor. You all remember Alan Funt from Candid Camera? What a rotten piece of shit he was. To do those terrible things to all those nice people.

If getting old means I have to become narrow-minded and lose my sense of humor, I prefer to die now. Come on, people! Loosen up and enjoy the lighter side of life.

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Hey, I'm loose!! I was just responding to Mary's question. Now that you bring up Candid Camera...yes I do laugh at that show (or did, I don't think it's still on is it?). This guy would have fit in perfectly there!

DeeDee said...

Shirley....

I went to get a suit like yours and they were out of them...so they sent me to the Army/Navy Surplus Store and they said this would work...whadda you think....its kinda heavy...

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

DeeDee that should work out fine, but that piece of strap that is sticking out kind of looks like a long skinny black penis. I'd chop that off. ijs :)

bonachichi said...

Shirley, Candid Camera no longer airs. It has morphed into the likes of America's Funniest Home Videos, Australia's Funniest Home Videos, Duudsonit in Finland, Wildboyz, Jackass and a plethora of other similar shows and films.

One of these franchises became the #1 TV show on its network. It was given $5 million to make a movie and it grossed over $100 million before going to DVD. The 2nd installment garnered a $30 million investment. It grossed over $300 million the first month it was out whilst holding the #1 spot in the box office for 3 weeks. The 3rd installment is due out shortly and the sky's the limit.

Controversial? Maybe. What the public at large wants? I won't dignify that with an answer. People no longer think playing bingo whilst eating a bag of cookies is fun. They want more out of life. You all deserve more, too.

Tina~in_ut said...

ya'll made me think of Ashton's show punked! Loved that show~

Shirley~ Janice hasn't been at work since last Thursday~ She was supposed to go to Savannah to see her son....but didn't make the flight. Today she's in Atlanta on company business.....she's hanging out with Ed~ She'll be back tomorrow~ I'll see her for a whole 3 hrs...then I'm outta here~ We'll hang out next Mon/Tues/Wed~

bonachichi said...

DeeDee you look ridiculous, as usual. :D

Tina~in_ut said...

OMG!!! I love playing bingo!!!!!~

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

So Bonachichi if I have a different opinion than you am I narrow minded? Have I lost my sence of humour? Get a grip!! Mary simply asked a question and I responded to it. Period. Your statement about imposing the death penalty on Alan Funt was tad over dramtic don't you think?

DeeDee said...

Mary....that is one for the books!! I couldn't have kept a straight face...omg...

Wikipedia defines bullying this way...

Bullying is an act of repeated aggressive behavior in order to intentionally hurt another person, physically or mentally. Bullying is characterized by an individual behaving in a certain way to gain power over another person.

Mary...you are always such a hoot...quick witted and so funny when you want to be...but very sensitive to peoples feelings...

I have to admit it does seem pretty mean to push someone off a pier into the sea....and to toss a cat into a car....and to slap someone upside the head.....ah....ok...wait a minute....I think I am starting to see what you mean....

Some of the things in that video are a little over the top....but hopefully they were planned....and some are hilarious...

I probably wouldn't have laughed quite so hard at this video a few years ago...but since I saw the look on my late husbands face when that toaster fell into the tub with him....I have learned to appreciate a whole new facet of "funny'...

I would never set a strangers newspaper on fire....but among friends...oh yeah...

DeeDee said...

Shirley.....that is an emergency breathing apparatus!! I paid extra for that....


ok....let me pass these out....one for you...pass them down please...all the way around please....ok everybody got one?

now everyone should have a blue pill and a "Jungle Book" dixie cup of water.....

now repeat after me.....

X A N A X ...

bottoms up!!

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

"emergency breathing apparatus"
Yeah right DeeDee!!!
Who's doing the breathing down there? You or your boy toy?!!!

DeeDee said...

whomever needs a breath of

"Spring's Abundance"...

I guess...

bonachichi said...

Shirley, my dear. My comments were not directed at you. Not in any way, shape or form and I apologize if you were made to believe otherwise. My comments were instead, directed at those in the world who become old. Not in body, but in spirit.

My remark about instituting the death penalty for Alan Funt was not dramatic. It was sarcastic. I simply don't have the emotional depth to be dramatic.

I thought that video would lighten things up around here. It seemed we could all enjoy a chuckle. I had reservations about reactions, but if I'd known that it would cause such commotion, I'd not have bothered. My lifestyle is apparently much too different and decadent for public consumption. I'm sorry only that I can't make heartfelt apologies for it. It's mine and I enjoy it.

Dianne/Denver said...

Hi...I would think someone clobbered this guy by the end of the day. My husband likes these kind of videos and shows like Wipe Out and America's Funniest Videos. I don't like them though someone doesn't get hurt. He is laughing his a@@ off watching them and I am not even smiling.....I must be grouchy!!! Not really..I just don't think it is funny to see someone run into trees on their skis, etc.

I start a new PT today to see if this knee of mine can get better now that my foot is better so I can walk some places. It is so dang hard planning out how far things are before you go because of my walking issues. How I would love to take my grandkids to a pumpkin patch but that isn't going to happen for now anyway.

My younger GD is coming over tonight for a couple of nights as she is out of school. We are going to the movie tomorrow and I am taking her for a surprise pedicure the next day...I love having them come over.

SHIRLEY: How was your Thanksgiving? Was the food and the fun wonderful? I love Thanksgiving dinners the best!

EBJ: You are so darn beautiful this morning. You and TINA were right on the same time so congrats to you.

We are finally having some gloomy weather and rain today. It is about 45 outside...ahhhh my kind of weather.

Well, hope everyone is cheerful and doing well today. TINA, have a good trip. ZONA: Are you feeling better? Hope you ate some of your own chicken soup.

Bye for now.....

Bebbilane said...

Wow, you certainly are lovely EBJ!! :)

Bebbilane said...

Bonachichi!! OMG..that was crazy!! LOL..I could imagine that is what you go through in your line or acquaintances and work!! You poor dear!! ha ha...

Okay reading comments. :)

Bebbilane said...

Mary: LOL, the poor guy.. with the tomato soup...ack!

Mary/MI said...

Back from a busy day. Looks like I was being hung out to dry while I was gone. As usual my comment was misconstrued & over blown. I did use the wrong word. I was in a hurry,should have re read.By "bully" I didn't mean literally. I meant sadistic in a fun way. Sheesh. I think I need a break from here!

As you were...what ever that was
Thanks Shirley muah!!

Maureen said...

Good evening feathered friends!

I can't believe it is this late already. I ran a few errands and when I pulled in the garage I decided to finish my ciggy and read a few pages of my book. The ciggy was long finished but I kept reading. The next thing I knew it was MIDNIGHT! I sat there reading for hours! If I didn't have to pee like a racehorse, I'd probably still be in the garage! I'm a goof!

I can't watch the video, so I have no right to comment.

MARY...please don't go anywhere. I love your posts.

DIANNE...enjoy your time with your GD...sounds wonderful.

JUST LIN...if you stop in...have a GREAT time on your cruise! Will this be a cruise filled with Italian Stallions? *fingers crossed*!

Grats to the lovely EBJ and TINA on 1st!

I enjoy America's Funniest Home Videos. Jackass...not at all. I think the difference in my mind is AFHV's are not scripted and Jackass is. Intentionally trying to impose pain on each other or themselves...I don't find fun to watch.

SHIRLEY and DEE DEE...your fashion sense is amazing!!

bonachichi said...

Mo, I can assure you that Jackass is definitely not scripted. It's more, "let's see what happens if".

I've seen AFHV a couple times over the years. What I saw was a lot of Jackass copycats. AFHV is a Disney production. Disney hates Jackass, because it's not "wholesome". That's right, the creators of Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Miley Cyrus think Jackass is unwholesome. Not so bad, though that they won't steal the ideas.

Not to spoil the magic, but the "victims" in these shows are either informed beforehand, or compensated generously after the fact. The production company can't use their image unless they sign a release.

Jodi said...

MARY - Love you....don't you dare go anywhere!! ♥

SLIN - Enjoy the cruise!! It was great chatting with you! Oh, and BTW Tim's team lost miserably 30-0....ouch.

DIANNE - Enjoy your time with your GD ♥

TINA - From Area 51.....just spreading the love ♥ And the licking was more of the same....just spreading the love ♥ And it was a HOOT to freak your shit out!!

SHIRLEY - I love your sense of humor....so don't go changin' ♥

Jodi said...

ZONA - Go kick MR. Z for me again ;)