Owl Manor is all decorated and ready for our arrival. Shirley has graciously prepared a wonderful Halloween meal for us, it can be found to the right. So make sure you dig in and enjoy, and if the tasty testicles are somewhat hard, it only means, she took them out of the water to soon! lol
Halloween would not be complete without a little Monster Mash! This version is a little freaky but I thought it was cool.. (I think I used this version last year)
Hope all has a great Halloween!
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#1 MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
As you enter Owl Manor today BEWARE...around every corner lurks something E V I L !!!!! Muahahahaha!!!!!!! Nothing and no one is as it seems. If you dare enter will you ever leave? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Muahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
OK I'm going back to bed.
4th---i don't see anything so scary around here
welp...just as I thought....nobody here.....but LOOK at all this food...
I think I'll have some pie and punch....oops! ...damn! got a spot on mah dress....
well I don't see anything unusual around here....think I'll go upstairs and lie down for a bit...
Morning Glories!
Happy Halloween!
The picture for my Avatar is circa 1977 or 78. I am the one in the gray wig hat and trench coat. I was a flasher and would jump out of the car and whip open my trench coat at people.
I am grabbing one of these booger hor de vores.
Thanks for the menu Shirley!
Will be back after while.
Well,WTF?
I was out for a leisurely stroll when I fell down some tube. I could hear people talking. It sounded like Joan and Melissa Rivers commenting on what people were wearing. I kept hearing shouts for Shirley. There is NO Shirley down here...just me.
I yelled for help...over and over. I thought I would be saved by the Chilean's as I could hear talk of them. But NOOOOOOOOO.
Night turned to day. Day turned to night. Night turned to day and so on and so forth.
Finally in my starvation and nicotine fit hallucinations I think I see it...a tunnel.
IT IS A TUNNEL. I tried to do a happy dance but my feet failed me. But in an instant I became Xena and made my way thru the tunnel.
Imagine my surprise when I reached the end...The Manor!
Excuse me while I stuff my piehole on the gourmet buffet that beckons me.
And then smoke a carton of ciggys.
well my God!!
SOMEBODY BETTER COVER THAT HOLE!!!
...before someone gets hurt! Shirley dug the damn hole!!
SEE!! Nobody even knew Maureen was down there!! We had another chance for a televised rescue!!
Smoke up Maureen! That must have been awful.....
Lynn D....I believe those booger hors d'oeuvres are fresh...I think she just picked em this morning...
Yes DeeDee I did dig the hole. All I wanted to do was plant a few tulip bulbs and look what's happened. Maureen I'm sorry you fell into the hole, but I'm glad you made you way back into the Manor. There is plenty of food and as far as the booger hors d'oeuvres go I can ALWAYS get plenty of those.
Afternoon Dianne and Lynn D!
Keep looking Dianne! BOOOOOO!!!!!
Lynn D I hope all is well in your house. Is Ritchie able to go out tonight with his broken leg? If so what is he going to be?
**All the beds in Owl Manor have been replaced with a boxed frame filled with water and fake matress on top, made to look like the actual bed.**
Oh boo hoo I didn't get on TV!! Boo hoo!!! Oh no I think I broke a nail!! BooHooo!!!! Come here my little Button! Let mommy hold you! Come on! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE YOU LITTLE FURBALL!!!!! NOW!!!!! Let go for a ride in my big jet! Maybe the piolet will let me sit on his lap!!!! OOOOOH my zorch is getting warm!!!!
I just read the funniest thing on Facebook!
Helen Lawson quoting lines from the Wizard of Oz...lol
Helen Lawson - "Let the joyous news be spread...There's a big fat penis in my bed!"
Robert Hillyer - As Coroner, I must admit
I thoroughly, examined it,
And with my humble eye detect,
It's really sincere-ly erect!
Ha! Ha! That was very funny DeeDee!!! Thanks for sharing! Now go eat something, before you waste away to nothing!!
and WHAT may I ask....what kind of tulips get planted in a 10 foot hole!!??
Are you getting bulbs from near that nuclear reactor again!?
(loosens legs on Shirley's favorite chair and pushes roofing nails through the soles of her house shoes...)
I love switching costumes!! Who shall I be next? Muahahahahaha!!!!
They were just normal tulip bulbs. But I guess I was day dreaming and not paying attention to how deep the hole was getting. It's filled in now though. I had some extra body parts I didn't need so I put them in the hole to fill it up. Umm is Belle with you? ija
Shirley, um,you have looked better!
I am glad I waited until after breakfast to read your menu!
I am glad you filled your hole up, but how did you get those bodies up in there? ijs
Mo,I thought I heard you, but thought it was moaning coming from a Manor bedroom & thought I better not interrupt kwim? Glad you found your way back!
Diane WAKE UP!!!
DeeDee, I think I hear muffled barking....
LynnD,did you have a "wanger" under that trench coat?
Happy Halloween!
Love the menu, Shirley!
Have a fun day :)
Happy Halloween, HOoters!
Thanks for the spread Shirley but I seemed to have left my appetite elsewhere. Hey, I didn't know you had a twin. You are both looking splendid today, so well put together, if you don't mind me saying.
Dianne is forcing me to watch the Broncos beat the 49ers, at least that's what's happening so far. I forgot they were even playing today. I'm in baseball mode right now. Go Giants!
Which one's Kermit?
PSYCH! Just a little fun.
DeeDee, you're freaking me out. Pick a flippin' avatar and STOP STEALING THEM!! I don't know who is who!
I think we should leave the hole uncovered. When the food fight starts (and we all know it's just a matter of time), instead of the dungeon or naughty mat, we can just send 'em to the pit.
What's this? Oh, a Tasty Testicle? Oh DEE DEE!! THWACK!
Happy Halloween!
SHIRLEY: The manor looks positively horrific today..and that's a good thing! I'm just going to grab one of these cookies..wait..are those sprinkles..moving? Hmmm...I'll take two.. ;)
MO: Were you down there looking for Cary? LOL! :D
DEEDEE: Make sure you clean that dress asap..that spot could come back to haunt you..ijs..
What kind of candy does everyone want this year? We have M&M's, Milky Way, Reese's, 3 Musketeers, Twizzlers, Kit Kat, Twix, Hershey Bars, Almond Joy and Snickers..take your pick! :D
Mr Z is decorating the front yard for tonight..gotta get back and help! Have a safe and fun Halloween everyone!
OMG!! My baby was buried alive!! Thank goodness Driver brought Gardner to the rescue!!
Dresser got her cleaned up and now she is with Therapist!!
I hope no "long-term" harm has been done to her little psyche....
What have I EVER done to you Shirley....well...except...run over your purse...loosen the legs on your chair...put nails in your shoes....and NOT HELP YOU OUT OF THAT HOLE!!!
DEEDEE & SHIRLEY: There's an assortment of sugar free candy for you too! :)
I just pre-ordered pizza to be delivered at 5pm!
Back to work!
Yay!!! Sugar free candy!!! I'll have the Reeces PB cups please...sugar free of course.
Zona why would you order out when there is plenty of Penicillen Pizza for you and hubby here?
DeeDee I just got a call from Baby Walters and Elizabeth Hasselbitch and they want to interview you and your poodle. I said you would call them back after you called Oprah and Dave.
Well, the darn 49ers beat the Broncos...everyone beats the Broncos this year. Glad I'm not too attached to the coach!
SHIRLEY: Great buffet. I love soup on these beautiful fall days and it is simply delicious. P.S. Quit stealing my avatar. I think you looked lovely at first. Actually, never have seen you look so beautiful. BTW, pretty funny about Belle! Shhhh
Going to my son's tonight to see the kids dressed up and have a chili dinner. We do this every year.
Ttyl
poodle?
P O O D L E !!??
Belle's Mother is a Yorkie! And her Father is a Maltese!!
And Belle has already had it out with Barbara's Havanese.... and I am under court order not to go within 200 feet of Elizabitch!! And I haven't trusted David Letterman since he set Richard Simmons vegetable steamer on fire...on the air!!
I'll call Oprah....she loves poochies....
T-Bird....I do not appreciate having a testicle flung overhanded at me!! Why you could have hit me with that thing!!
here Belle...need to poo-poo?
(opens T-Birds purse for Belle)...
now Belle sugar...if you happen to bite Dianne and inflict multiple wounds its ok...skit er'
OK so Belle is a mutt! Just make sure she doesn't pee on Oprah's foot. I don't think her shoes come from K-mart. ijs
SLIME TIME!!!!!!
**takes a large gatorade barrell full of green slime and dumps it over everyone watching football**
Now that would be Must See T.V. A dog peeing on Oprah. I'd pay to see that.
DeeDee, I'll have you know that I fully intended to hurl testicles at you. If I missed, I'll have to try again... Now where did I leave my air cannon?
Well folks I'm going to bed. Enjoy the rest of your Halloween evening. It's officially over here Nova Scotia. If you are out on the road be carefull and watch what the cars in front of you are doing. My friend and her 10 year old son were hit from behind when they stopped at a crosswalk to let kids cross the street. They are fine. The other driver hurt his wrist and the front of his car isn't looking so good. My friends car didn't appear to have any damage but she is taking it in tomorrow to have it check. She said the rear end was making a noise. So people when you are out driving pay attention to what you're doing!!
Night night.
Well the manor looks beautiful in a Halloweenish kinda of way!
I had a long day.. I was out and about all day.. and it felt good, The weather here is just as it should me for fall.. cool, crisp, yet not cold.. Perfect trick or treating weather..
Shirley.. your decorations and food are simply divine Thank you for all your hard work..
Waving a wing at all the owls.. I am tired so I am going to bed..
The blog will def be up late tomorrow, as I don't have anything set and to tired to put it together now.. I will put it up @ work tomorrow...
Hope all had a great Halloween and a great day! and that you all enjoyed out Halloween here @ Owl Manor..
And Shirley.. your costume changes were perfect!
Nite All!
SO late with this! But thanks for decorating and cooking at the Manor, Shirley! I was there... honest... but spent most of the day yesterday upstairs in bed, nursing a hangover! Shhhhhhh.....it was nice a quiet up there... nobody bothered me!
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