by Maureen
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.
"You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating.
You've even named your daughter Candy ."
He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money.
Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy ."
At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand, and whispered, "Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Let's pick up Peter and Willy from school and go get dinner.
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Good Moaning~
Mo~ that's funny and cute~ Thanks for sending it~
Today is my call day! Janice too~ I'm suprised I got first! It's slow....so nice~
Good morning Tina & Janice! Funny blog. I wonder, who here has a Freudian name?
There is a USA athlete.... football, I think. His name is Will Power. Really. Will Power.
I knew a group once...ages 13-17....named Misty...Stormy...Rayne...Sunny and Windy.
They were all sweet girls except for Windy....she always got an attitude when I referred to them as a weather front....
Happy Tuesday Owls.
Mo, I went to school with a girl who married a guy named Tom Kane. Her name is Candy and they are still married. I guess her Mom was obsessed with eating too. She said when she has to tell someone her name for the first time, she always adds, "yes, my name is really Candy Kane."
Good morning Tina, Janice, Bonachichi, DeeDee, and everyone who flies in later. I hope you all have a great day.
Dee Dee: Did Windy have stormy eyes that flashed at the sound of lies?
Morning, Tina and Bon!
Barb, thanks for the anniversary wishes on F/B, and thanks for yours in A51, J/L!
We're packing up this morning for the long trip home. Will check in later...
Whabbear!!
only by association....lol
I hadn't thought of that in FORever!!
Happy Anniversary! (belated)
Whab's in the house! Good to see you getting some! Mind out of the gutter... I was referring to R&R!
Happy 1001. Sorry I missed the party!
(((HUGS)))
Good evening feathered friends! I am at the library and can I just tell you the internet is slower here then at home with the old dial up!
SACBARB...I went to school with a Ginger Rael!
LOL@ Will Power. Wish I had some!
WHABBY...safe travels!
DEE DEE...was Windy peeking out from under a staircase?
Hi TINA, JANICE and ANNIE!
That was cute Maureen!! I could never or would never name my son Dick!! Or Willy for that matter!!
Good thing I was at the office this morning Tina while you were busy moaning! Could you keep it down a bit tomorrow I would like to sleep in untill at least 11.
Evening Bonachichi, DeeDee, SacBarb, Whabbear, Annie and Maureen!!
Nighty night Owls!
I had a dream last night where I combed my hair and it all came out. Anyone have any ideas what that might mean? I'm too tired to google and I never thought of it again until just now. OK off to dreamland again!
Maureen have I told you lately you're a bitch? Just wondering.
SHIRLEY...Ummm, no you haven't. And to what do I owe the honor?
By the way, have I told you you are a tart lately?
Why you BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!
A tart??? Wellll I never!!!!!!
Wait a minute...would that tart happen to be sugar free and diabetic friendly???
SHIRLEY...bet you have :)~
FREEEEEE PORRRRRNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
Homemade videos of certains owls who shall remain nameless, but their first initial is M, then a, then r and finally y. I found then in the attic.
Thanks, 'weenie! We just made it home... safely! Now watching last week's Glee on tape, trying to fast forward through the commercials to make it before this week's episode!
Hi to Dee Dee, Bon, Annie, and Shirley! Can't wait for that porn!
My father's name was Verne and his mother wanted me to be named LaVerne. My mother refused because she thought it sounded like a stripper. LOL
Annie! Long time, no see. You should stop by more often. : )
I went to several school dances with Randy Lush. He was neither randy nor a lush.
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Thanks all for the comments today.
I just watched the movie Fame. Not as good as the original, but still pretty good.
Gonna get ready for bed. Have a long day ahead tomorrow.
Sweet dreams, feathered friends.
Hi!
Better late than never!
Loved the blog MO!
I had a friend who said she worked with a guy named Chuck Roste. hee hee!
Happy Anniv. to Whab and Huz! Big hugs to you both!
Not happy with who went home on DWTS... I really want the Situation (I'm sure he has a real name but I don't know what it is)
to go but he stays every week. Ugh!
Time for bed! Nite to all!
Thanks, Judy!
Well we made it through last week's episode in time to watch tonights'. Wow! Loved it!
Sweet dreams, HOoters!
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