There was one nurse that just drove him crazy.
Every time she came in, she would talk to him like he was a little child.
She would say in a patronizing tone of voice,
And how are we doing this morning',
Next time he was given a urine bottle to fill for testing,
well, you know where the juice went!
up the urine bottle and looked at it.
'My, it seems we are a little cloudy today.'
At this, Old Jim snatched the bottle out of her hand,
'Well, I'll run it through again.
Maybe I can filter it better this time.'