|Dear God: Is it on purpose that Our|
Names are spelled the same, only in reverse?
|Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers,|
but seldom, if ever, smell one another?
|Dear God: When we get to Heaven, can we sit|
on your couch? Or will it be the same old story?
|Dear God: If a Dog barks his head off|
in the forest and no human hears him,
is he still a bad Dog?
|Dear God: We Dogs can understand human|
verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles,
horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs,
electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee
flight paths. What do humans understand?
|Dear God: More meatballs,|
less spaghetti, please.
|Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven?|
If there are, will I have to apologize?
|P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven,|
May I have my testicles back?