I'm not sure what that last line reads, but it made me laugh.
Wife: Baa bukkie, where on earth are you?
Husband: honey, u remember that Jewelery shop where you saw the diamond necklace and you totally fell in lov with it?
The wife relaxed with a smile.
Wife: yes, the king of my heart i remember
Husband: and you remember i do not have money 2 buy it for you at that time and i told you "honey, that necklace will be yours one day"
The wife is totally relaxed with a big smile now and even blushing.
Wife: yes i remember my love, only cockroach in my cupboard,
Husband: good Iya bukkie. i am in a beer parlour next 2 dat shop wer I'm chopping d lyf of my head!!!