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Wednesday, June 30, 2010

YOU ASKED FOR IT!!

by Dianne

I thought I would write a little blog about having Tina for a roommate.  I sure hope this blog doesn't get edited (you all get my drift, right)?

I am not a person that really likes to share a room, so it took some convincing from Tina to even agree to this as I am very very shy.  Here was the story of the roommate:

The best thing was she brought a box of donuts just for us!!  She even brought me a little present...(probably for sharing a room with her) :)

When Tina gets ready for bed or in the morning, she went into the little tiny toilet/shower area and got dressed.  I am pretty sure she locked the door so I wouldn't try and get in (she said no but I heard the click). I think she would have propped a chair under the door if she could have fit one in there  with her.  I even mentioned in the morning it was rather steamy in there for her but her answer was "she likes to get dressed in steam".  .....whatever

Now it was time for bed.  Yes, there was that quiet deadly smell from time to time.  I knew that when deciding to room with her since I have been around her a couple of times.  Tina wears a slinky teddy to bed. It really made me uncomfortable but we are what we are as the saying goes.....She also brings her own pillow and it is shaped like a heart...again, whatever.

I was quietly reading a magazine on my bed when all of a sudden .....WHAM BAM....TINA jumps on top of me....nose to nose!!  Maybe it was just her way of kissing me goodnight or maybe it was just a Mexican thing.  One of my husband's used to do the same thing.

So...no naked pictures, but if want a teddy one....I could put it on FB or my farm.

All in all it was an experience to remember.  Any takers for the next Meet and Greet?

41 comments:

Tina~in_ut said...

well that's just ridiculous~

Tina~in_ut said...

I have nude pics of Di if anyone wants them!!!!!!!!!~

Jodi said...

Good morning TINA!!

Jodi said...

DIANNE - She jumps on you like that, but gets offended when I licked her.....wtc!!!

Jodi said...

Have to run. Having breakfast with my friend from Australia!! I haven't seen her in over 16 years.

Everyone play nice and have a great day!!

Lynn D said...

Morning Glories!

Teddy Huh? Tina the teddy wearer. Did it have crotchless panties also Di?

Any takers for either one of you for room mates, or any takers for going to the next meet and greet?

As far as having one of you as a room mate, lets see Tina wears slinky sleep wear but changes in the bathroom and YOU kiss and tell. Choice so many choices.

Dianne I hope you are feeling better. It sounds like a trip to the mountains would be the best medicine. (((Hugs)))

Jodi have fun!

I am trying to get everything done as I have to fly. Feels like I am to busy again.

Waving at all of the owls!

Jodi said...

LYNN - Thankfully I took today off. Couldn't imagine working after watching the midnight showing of Eclipse last night!!

bonachichi said...

Holy Crap. I just read the first sentence of the blog. Kiddies, this one's probably not for you! ijs...

Bebbilane said...

Tina - Congrats on first..and I want you to jump on me..haha. Sounds like fun!

Dianne: Love your blog! I wonder what that smell was? haha.

Good morning Jodi, LynnD and bonachichi!

Bebbilane said...

LynnD: I would take you as a roommate too. I know how to make you happy...just bring Skyy vodka!

bonachichi said...

Okay, so it wasn't so bad... Di, did you get a smooch from Tina? She just dove on top of you? There has to be more.

Tina, no early a.m. practical jokes? What's wrong with you? What were you thinking? Oh, what a let down. You could have at least switched the bathroom doorknobs around so they lock/unlock from the outside.

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Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Dianne I'm glad you survived what can only be discribed as a horrific experince! And you know you loved every minute of it and you will be the first one to say they would room with Tina again!!

I'm glad you get to go to the mountains, but remember the brake on your wheelchair. We can't have you flying down the mountain in that thing and crashing! Have a great time!

DeeDee said...

Good morning thread monsters......

Does no one "short sheet" a bed anymore?

But I must say that whatever goes on behind closed doors...should stay behind those doors....

I had a housekeeper once who ran her mouth to the detective investigating my last husbands death....

Mysteriously she disappeared... some people (like her family) say she was sold into white slavery halfway around the world.....well of course thats a lie....it was three quarters of the way around the world....

ya get my drift?

ya better keep your mouth SHUT!!

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Morning Tina, Jodi, Lynn D, Bonachichi, Bebbi and DeeDee!!

Got to get going. On my way up to mum's and then grocery shopping afterwards. See ya later!

Carol I hope everything goes well for your Dad today, ((HUGS))

I hope everything goes well for you too Mo. ((HUGS))

Zona said...

Good Ho-ning!

DIANNE: Oh come, come, come now..after all the things you told me that happened in Denver when TINA stayed with you, this is all that happened in Chicago? I think you're leaving some stuff out! Maybe when you're feeling better you'll be able to remember more..there is a chance you are just trying to block some things out.. ;)

TINA: I guess a kiss and tell was inevitable..that kind of stuff happens when you're pretty day after day.. :D

JODI: Enjoy breakfast and the visit with your friend! I can't wait to see Eclipse!

DEEDEE: Drift got..

MO: Candle was lit..prayers were said..I hope everything turned out all right!

GOLDIE: Have a wonderful vacation..I hope your arm is golf worthy!

CAROL: I'm praying that all goes well for you dad today!

Waving HI to LYNN, BEBBI, SHIRLEY and BONACHI!

Another hot one today..how's that for an obvious statement..lol..but I have to report that there was a cloud in the sky yesterday afternoon!! woohoo! Thank you MARY! :)

Zona said...

DIANNE: I meant that first sentence figuratively.. ;)

sacBarb said...

Happy Wednesday Owls.

Dianne, Seems to me there was a LOT more to it when you told us in Chicago...ijs. ;) As far as takers, hmmmm, I'll take my roommies again. We had a nice threesome, and we even had an extra for one night. Fun times. As for the nude pics...I'm not talkin'

sacBarb said...

Tina, When you set up the blog to post automatically, do you also include your first comment? ija

Jodi, WHAT? No review of Eclipse? You are keeping us in suspenders er suspense. And have you changed teams? (That was in no way a reference to your licking Tina)

Waving wildly to Lynn, Bonachichi, Bebbi, Shirley, Dee, Zona and all the other Owls. I have errands to get to. BBL

Mary/MI said...

Morning hooters!!
Diane, did you leave anything out, like boob groping? If she did that to me in public, I can just imagine what she would do to me in private!ijs
I would love to room with you and Tina! One big love fest ;-)!!

Jodi, you are a nut! Midnight movie! well, you ARE a night owl lol! take a nap girl!

Carol, thinking of you {{hugs}}

LynnD,slow down! :)

Bebbi,I am going to try the treadmill today. Use-it-or-lose-it eh?

Bonnachi, I agree,there has to be more to the story...possibly BLACKMAIL??

Shirley,Hugs to you mum :)

DeeDee,come on, you must have some interesting bedtime stories, like maybe a late night nester's threat lol! I slept like a baby after your late FB story comment :)

Zona, your welcome!!

Mary/MI said...

SacBarb!! 3some eh? What a woman!!

Mary/MI said...

MO,I said an extra prayer for you. Hope all goes well!

goldie said...

OMG- LMAO!!!

Dianne, you didn't say if you LIKED tina~ jumping on you.. *wink

Waving a wing at everyone. Have to go get my 12 hairs cut after work then home to pack (I procrastinated a bit). I work until noon tomorrow and then off I go! No wise-ass comments that I am already 'off' either... :)

goldie said...

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goldie said...

25!!!!!!!

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

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Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Goldie do you mean like "off your rocker"?

Maureen said...

Good evening feathered friends!

Thanks for the prayers and candle lighting! Our overall hospital system is in some financial problems, but for now in Home Care we are all safe. It doesn't mean we will be next week or next month, but for now.

The state of OH is, like most states, running out of money. One way they decided to make some money was to impose a franchise fee on the hospitals in Cleveland. Since that is where our main campus is located (I work in a 'burb and there are regional hospitals all over Northeast Ohio)
they have to pay the fee...$16 mil a year. The Cleveland Clinic pays more then double that. Since we are a non-profit organization, they can't call it a tax...hence fee! rat bastards!!

TINA...you're right...gettiing 1st again is just rediculous!!

DIANNE...share the pics, damn it!
It sounds like you are feeling better. So glad to hear.

CAROL..sending you thoughts, prayers and {{{HUGS}}}

SHIRLEY...hope all was well at your Mum's. I hope you don't hurt your back again with the groceries.

Gotta run. At the library and my time is almost up!

c u l8r when I get home!

Maureen said...

Opps...

GOLDIE...have a GREAT vacation and I hope your shoulder is doing better and you can golf!

Maureen said...

OMG...I so do know how to spell ridiculous!

Jodi said...

MO - Glad your job is safe for now.

GOLDIE - Have a safe trip!! And hug the family for me ♥

ZONA - Get your butt in gear and watch New Moon!! Eclipse was fabulous!!

SHIRLEY - How's your Mum doing? Just got back from visiting my Dad. It's his 74th Birthday today. Delivered a card and ice cream sandwiches. Gotta do something to fatten him up ;)

CAROL - I hope it went well for your Dad today. Give him a big 'ole hug from WESconsin :O)

Waving a wing @ BONACHICHI, BEBBI, DEE DEE, BARB, and MARY!!

Bebbilane said...

Jodi - Hope your breakfast was fun.

Maureen said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to JODI's DADDY!

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

It's July 1st here in the Atlantic time zone so

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANADA!!!!!!!!!

Nighty night Owls!!

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Thanks for asking about mum. She had more pain today. She sleeps alot in her chair when I am there. Sometimes I don't think she is really asleep, she just doesn't want to talk and that's her way of dealing with it. She didn't eat much either, just her Ensure drink. No taxis running tomorrow so I won't go up again until Friday.

Bebbilane said...

Mary - good job on the treadmill and the huff huff incline...so glad...you are so lucky to have those machines! :)

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Happy Belated Birthday to Jodi's Dad!!

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Oh come on Bebbi! Do you really think Mary has one of those machines? You should make her take a picture of it with a newspaper that shows a close up of the date. Then another of her actually using it.

WE WANT PROOF!!!
WE WANT PROOF!!!
WE WANT PROOF!!!
WE WANT PROOF!!!
WE WANT PROOF!!!

Mary/MI said...

Shirley, oh ye of little faith lol!
I have sent her pics of me while working out from my blackberry. Give me your number and I will bombard you with pics of my sweaty ass!! :)

Mary/MI said...

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Jodi said...

MO - Thanks for the b'day wishes for my Dad. He just turned 74, but looks like he's much older. And I seriously need to have the "old man junk" conversation with him. He seriously needs a good shower and to CHANGE HIS CLOTHES!!!

SHIRLEY - Happy Canada Day!! There were 2 marching bands from Canada at our marching band show on Sunday night. Can I just say I love your national anthem?

MARY - You could text me pics of your cute sweaty ass ♥