Pages

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Out of the Mouth of Babes

today our daily blog
is from just_lin

So funny!!


Out of the Mouths of Babes

by just_lin

There are those times in life when you just want to disappear or have the earth open up beneath your feet and swallow you. Those times when you wish you could shrink down to one inch tall and quietly slink away to a corner and hide. Thanks to my children there are two such times that come to mind for me.

One such time happened at a little child's birthday party. My children and I were having a great time. The birthday boy was only a few years old so most of the attendees were adult relatives and friends of the parents. The party was indoors and the house was small for all the people attending. My children and I were also the only whites, everyone else being black. Suddenly my 5 year old daughter asks me in a loud voice, "Mommy, do you like black people?" I swear time seemed to stop, conversations seemed to cease, everyone seemed frozen in place. Perhaps it was just my imagination. As nonchalantly as possible, I told my daughter that I liked nice people, so if they were nice, then I liked them. She exclaimed, "Me, too", and went on her merry way. The world then started revolving again.

Another time, my son, who was probably about 6 at the time, informed their very religious, sweet, matronly, proper babysitter that he didn't know why I wouldn't let him sleep in my bed because I let everyone else.

Has anyone else been totally mortified by their children? Or perhaps you are the one that embarrassed your parents, friend, or sibling.

Just_Lin

269 comments:

«Oldest   ‹Older   201 – 269 of 269
MEK in AZ said...

me me me

Bon'O said...

Niters, Carol~~Happy tomorrow!

night.owls.sb said...

Congrats Mek on 200 you are the Queen

MEK in AZ said...

Congrats, Cpgem!!! that was a good march!!! :-)
Now - you can sleep tight!!

MEK in AZ said...

Cpgem - i did NOT win - you did!!!

night.owls.sb said...

nite mek

nite bono

♥♥♥

Just_Lin said...

Carol If I was preparing to leave and his home was not far out of my way, I might have offered to give him a ride. I would not have gone out of my way for him. I would have felt that giving him $400 dollars that never got repaid was going out of my way enough already.

night.owls.sb said...

Oh shit I did, and I was not even trying!

Tina~in_ut said...

cpgem8~ congrats on 200~ I loved your blog on politics....and I have an opinion....but I just can't find it~ :)~

Off to read tuesday's blog~

Just_Lin said...

Crap, I didn't even see that coming. I'm getting blind in my old age.

night.owls.sb said...

Well than I guess Congrats in order for me!

cpgem8
Congrats on 200, mek taught you well!

:O)

Bon'O said...

OMG....AI....did this gal forget the words to the song???

MEK in AZ said...

Bono - which girl - they are pretty much sucked.

MEK in AZ said...

that should have been

ALL pretty much..

night.owls.sb said...

tina
How can you find anything you are completely "blogged down"

Ha!

Just_Lin said...

Hey, Carol, congrats on 200! If you're going to bed, good night. If you stay, you may have to go on the naughty mat. :)

MEK in AZ said...

Our local news is showing how quickly children's pj's can burn - this is pretty scary..

night.owls.sb said...

just_lin
You def have a point, I did go out of my way, So like I said I will now dwell for days!!!!!

MEK in AZ said...

cp - "blogged down" - now THAT was a knee slapper!!! LOL

night.owls.sb said...

I don't want JO JO to come after me as she scares me, so I am off to bed...

Nite, and I really mean it this time!

:O)

night.owls.sb said...

mek

Knee slapper, haven't heard that it a while!

lol....

MEK in AZ said...

This owl is wondering WHERE IS THE PIC from the dinner??!!!

DIANNE - you were supposed to post it ASAP!!!

MEK in AZ said...

Nite, cp!!!

MEK in AZ said...

it's going to be 83 degrees tomorrow!!!

Just_Lin said...

MEK It sounds like you have summer coming already.

MEK in AZ said...

Just Lin - on the last day of the golf tournament - it got up to 84 degrees and it was HOT - can't start whining yet, cuz this is JUST the beginning!!!

MEK in AZ said...

Okay - I'm off to bed...

Thanks again EVERYONE for the laughs and sharing your memories!!

I appreciate you ALL!!!!!

I hope everyone has an excellent Thursday!!!
:-)

Just_Lin said...

MEK Living on the coast of the SF Bay Area, I start whining if it gets too far away from the high 60's. LOL

Just_Lin said...

Sweet dreams MEK. See ya tomorrow.

Bon'O said...

MEK~~Could I borrow just 10 of those 83 degrees to add to my 60. You can keep the rest. Have a good night and a good tomorrow.

And about A.I. which is finally over...think I'll only watch on Tuesdays from now on :o) It's all about the two Davids for me.

Jodi said...

BON - Nice thong!!! I about choked :P

GOLDIE - Congrats on 100!! Have a great trip - and thank God for headphones. LOL!!

DIANNE - Where are the pics?!!?

MEK - Congrats on 200!!

Didn't watch AI tonight - Project Runway is where it's at on Wednesday for me!!! Luv Tim Gunn - "make it work"!!!

Jodi said...

BON - I agree.....the Davids are amazing. Especially the one that sang "Imagine"!!! Gave me chills.

Zona said...

I'm testing a new picture.

HI JODI!!! Love your new/old pictures on Myspace!

CPGEM8: I would have done the same thing.

Jodi said...

ZONA - Luv your new pic!!!

Good morning Owlettes!!! Coffee is ready, fire has been stoked, and I left a batch of Blueberry Muffins on the counter for all you early birds. :D It's going to be a great day!!!

spring said...

JODI Thanks for the early morning pick me up, sounds like you are ready for a great day.

ZONA: oolala on the pic

Morning all!

Jodi said...

Good morning NOWMERCY!!! Enjoy the muffins!!!

Tina~in_ut said...

Just_Lin~ I loved your blog~ hilarious~ My youngest son was sitting in 3rd grade and decided to write a word on his hand. The councelor was talking to the kids and asked them a question. Well, my son knew the answer and raised his hand. There on his hand was the word FUCK! for all to see. Well, the counselor was dumbstruck and sent him to the Principal......his own father!! When asked why he wrote it, he said, "I just wanted to know how to spell it!" When we asked him later what it meant, he had no idea.....he just heard his friend say it!!!

I'm going to crawl back under my rock and finish Tuesdays blog~ :)~

RonnieGirl said...

Dood morning zona, jodi, and nowmercy.

Thank you jodi for the coffee and muffins.

I guess all the Merry Little Sunshine Owlettes will be here in a little while.

I'm taking my coffee with me in a to-go cup.

BBL
Ronnie

RonnieGirl said...

Morning Tina~

Love your story. It's a wise young man who learns to spell early in life.

Have a good day.

Ronnie

MEK in AZ said...

Good Morning -

I have to ask WHY am I up this early every morning this week -

My body alarm is still thinking it has to get UP..

Jodi - I appreciate the congrats - but CPGEM won the 200 race!!

Bono - we'll send you LOTS of degrees of heat if you would like..

and - I agree about Idol - it's between the two David's!!!

Hope everyone has an excellent day!!!!

MEK in AZ said...

Good Morning, Ronnie and Tina..

I'm sure everyone is lurking for the new blog!! LOL

I have been given an assignment - so I will be back shortly!!

Tina~in_ut said...

Good Morning Ronnie and Mek~ I was elsewhere and thought....I wonder if anyone else is up...and came back....glad I did!~

RonnieGirl said...

Hi mek...go back to bed.

see you later.

MEK in AZ said...

Tina- it is really hard to catch up on a week's worth of stuff here - isn't it??!!

MEK in AZ said...

Ronnie - LOL - I have somewhere I have to go this a.m., so that's why I'm up today - it's my monthly card clinic in Green Valley!!

Tomorrow is the other one and the Friday night crop... BUSY BUSY

plus - I'm hoping to hook up with Turtle when she drives thru town..

RonnieGirl said...

Tina~

I know what called you and mek here so early..

The March

LOL

RonnieGirl said...

I can't compete with the pros., so I'll sit on the sofa here.

RonnieGirl said...

You are a busy lady, mek. The meeting with k-girl sounds like fun.

MEK in AZ said...

Ronnie - I was just going to say that I was NOT going to "go for it" - LOL

SO - get off the couch and get in there!!!!!! elbow to elbow!!!

My computer is SO slow this a.m., taking FOREVER!!!!!

MEK in AZ said...

250

MEK in AZ said...

LOL -that's good enough for me this a.m.

RonnieGirl said...

too funny.
Congrats.

MEK in AZ said...

Sorry, Ronnie!!
:-)

RonnieGirl said...

yeah, Right...

MEK in AZ said...

Oh Ronnie -
You are making me smile this am.
Thank you!!!

RonnieGirl said...

Nice...at least I didn't make you out of breath with that huge run you just did..

RonnieGirl said...

BTW mek, I'm glad you got checked by your dermotolgist for sun damage. I go once a year now, myself. Just spent too much time over the years in the sun

RonnieGirl said...

nice spelling, Ronnie

MEK in AZ said...

Ronnie - I have had SO many skin cancers that I have to go every six months or when I find an area that concerns me - I have become an expert at know what IS and is NOT cancer....

RonnieGirl said...

Mek,
This all started for both of us back when we didn't have sun screen and nobody knew the sun was bad for you. We just worshiped it and thought we look goooood with a tan.

RonnieGirl said...

WE DID LOOK GOOD...

RonnieGirl said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
RonnieGirl said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
RonnieGirl said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
MEK in AZ said...

Yes, Ronnie - it did..
My mother thinks it's all her fault - but I have the fairest Irish skin and that doesn't help..

HEck, instead of sun SCREEN - we lathered our bodies with OIL to MAKE them burn - cuz we all know a burn turns into a tan!!!

HA HA HA

RonnieGirl said...

Oh my goodness, what happened?

RonnieGirl said...

Gonna clean my mess off the floor.

Your right about the oil.

Before Hawaiian Tropic, we used baby oil and fried in the sun.

We did look good..

RonnieGirl said...

Those were my postings that were deleted....I was telling Mek a secret and decided I didn't want anyone to know....so I erased it.

Ronnie

Jodi said...

MEK - You must take pics if you hook up with Turtle!!!

Good morning TINA & RONNIE!!

TINA - Your son is quite the little genius. Did he get to go to the National Spelling Bee?!!?

«Oldest ‹Older   201 – 269 of 269   Newer› Newest»