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Saturday, March 8, 2008

Is this a Gift?


today our daily blog
is from zonababy
she has decided to share with
us her version of the uncomfortable gift

Is this a Gift?

by zonababy


While writing about my purple bread gift yesterday I began thinking about all the strange Christmas and Birthday gifts I have received over the years. There was one gift that was certainly more memorable than the rest.

When my husband and I moved to California from Arizona, we didn't have much money. We rented an apartment in a not so nice neighborhood and lived there for about six months. He found a much better job, and the first thing we did was look for a new apartment. The one we found was perfect for us. New complex, washer & dryer included and a FIREPLACE! Having lived in Arizona so long, I had never had a real honest to goodness wood burning fireplace..I was thrilled.

The first Christmas after we moved into our new place we gathered at Mr. Z's parents house on Christmas Day to open gifts. There were fifteen people there, so it was loud and confusion reigned. We decided to open one present at a time so everyone could see what others had gotten. About half an hour into the unwrapping, I picked up a really heavy gift. It was wrapped in shiny gold paper and tied with elaborate ribbons.

I excitedly began to tear the paper, and while everyone watched..I unwrapped...a Duraflame log. One Duraflame log. I looked at my husband blankly, and then looked at the person who gave it to us, an architect for the city of San Bernardino. He was smiling, "For your new fireplace!" This was no joke gift..it was for real! We thanked him, while everyone else hid smiles and laughter.

From that day on, everyone joked at every gathering where gifts were opened..."I wonder if you'll get a log?".

Have you ever gotten a gift like this? One that kinda just shocked you? I'd love to hear similar stories!!

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♥LOVEY♥ said...

:OP

night.owls.sb said...

MOVE!!!!!!

Mary/MI said...

Marching already ???

♥LOVEY♥ said...

crap!!!!!!! lol

night.owls.sb said...

Shit...202...

MEK in AZ said...

YES - YES - YES!!!!

:-)

Oh, how I love a wonderful march!!

:-)

cpgem - you shouldn't have started SO soon!! LOL

night.owls.sb said...

Where is Mr Foad when you need him!

Mary/MI said...

What a bunch of flying fiends you all are LOL!!

night.owls.sb said...

I lost a wing? Oh know now what!

MEK in AZ said...

LMAO - at cpgem - MOVE!!! LOL

OMG - turtle and I talked about the marches at dinner - laughing about how we are ALL sitting in our "spaces" reacting to winning, not winning. etc...

too funny!!!

MEK in AZ said...

LOL at "where is Mr. FOAD!!!???"

♥LOVEY♥ said...

helppppppppp I'm stuck on the broken tree limb.... Mek storm blew thru

MEK in AZ said...

there is an awful lot of crap and shit to clean up!!!

night.owls.sb said...

mek You have lots of glue can you glue my wing back on?

mo So funny, the using the power outage for not answering your questions. I never thought of that!

Maureen said...

CAROL...I didn't tell MEK you were counting. I swear I didn't!!
MEK may have been 200 but I was 169!! tee hee hee

MEK in AZ said...

well, the sun will rise here around 5a.m. - which means NO sleeping in for me anymore - the dogs think it's time to walk when it's light outside!!! bummer...

night.owls.sb said...

lovey Sorry you are stuck, Just jump!

night.owls.sb said...

69 In my day was a very favorite number :O)

night.owls.sb said...

lovey Did you jump yet?

Maureen said...

Poor CAROL will be flying in circles with only one wing! I bet it is a left circle!

Maybe ZONA's new sucker can clean up all the crap, shit and feathers laying around the nest!

MEK in AZ said...

yes cpgem - i'll get my adhesive out!!

goldie said...

Lovey- use your lovely hat with the feather as your parachute...

night.owls.sb said...

mo I believe you...

It seems mek has a sense of smell when the march begins!

MEK in AZ said...

Lovey- my storm is only spreading sunshine!! LOL

night.owls.sb said...

goldie Great Idea!

mek Thanks :O)

Maureen said...

CAROL...new song for your myspace page...Broken Wing by Mister Mister!

goldie said...

sense of smell? She is like a rabid dog and you better get out of her way!

MEK in AZ said...

YES, cpgem - I'm trying to upload cd's to my Ipod, answer emails AND watch House Hunters!!! AND march - too many tasks!! :-)
seems the only one that I am winning is the march!!

iteach said...

I am gone for two minutes and you guys are flying fuel speed ahead!

I need to lose weight to keep up with you guys!

MEK in AZ said...

lol at rabid dog!!

ya'll are cracking me up!!!

goldie said...

and I say that with the utmost (fear) love and respect!

night.owls.sb said...

mo LOL.....

mek At least you are winning at something :O)

Maureen said...

or ON THE WINGS OF LOVE by Jeffrey Osborne...or WIND BENEATH MY WINGS by Bette Midler!

night.owls.sb said...

goldie "fear" LOL...

night.owls.sb said...

Keep going mo I love all the song choice's ....

goldie said...

On a wing and prayer!

Maureen said...

or OWL NIGHT LONG by Lionel Richie or
YOU SHOOK ME OWL NIGHT LONG by AC/DC!!!

♥LOVEY♥ said...

MEMO TO SELF::

Get the hell outta the way when the march begins.

Now I have to go shopping for a new hat n boa.

MEK in AZ said...

Goldie - FEAR!! LOL - I love you too!!

goldie said...

ROFLMAO at Lovey's poor owl!!!

Maureen said...

LOVEY and GOLDIE...ROFLMFAO!

MEK in AZ said...

MO - I LOVE your song choices!!

Lovey - sorry about your hat!!

heck, we keep this up and 300 won't be far away!! LOL

Iteach - GET READY!!!

goldie said...

OWL my friends by the Counting Crows....

MEK in AZ said...

Lovey - note to self - TOO FUNNY!!!

I LOVE you guys!!!

Maureen said...

MEK is your favorite book and movie series the LORD OF THE WINGS! bwahahaha

goldie said...

lovey- pull yourself together! I think I the full frontal without your thong is a bit much....

Just_Lin said...

ROFLMFAO @ Lovey! You know you probably got bogged down by all the Cadbury mini eggs!

That was a very entertaining march to observe. NASCAR has nothing on you ladies.

Maureen said...

A BROKEN WING by Martina McBride

♥LOVEY♥ said...

Owl my rowdy friends are comin over tonight...
Warning run, don't walk, out of the way when they march.

MEK in AZ said...

250

♥LOVEY♥ said...

ROFLMAO JUST LIN....

I'm gonna start laying them soon....

♥LOVEY♥ said...

oh man I need a brownie

MEK in AZ said...

Just Lin has joined the party!!

Maureen said...

maybe we need a MARCHING band!

MEK in AZ said...

SacBarb is at a crab feast and she's missing Southwest Jewelry on QVC -

MEK in AZ said...

why are the Tuba players always such large people?

night.owls.sb said...

♪♪♫♫♪♪♫♫♪♪♫♫

Here are the notes for the owl marching band!

Maureen said...

I lied...the official snowfall for my city was 18inches so far.
Still too damn much

goldie said...

Brownies served!

night.owls.sb said...

mek Those fucking Tuba's are huge, for some reason I just don't picture lets say Kate Moss holding a Tuba!!!

:O)

Just_Lin said...

Believe it or not, I recently bought a baton. As I used to be a Twirler, as Custard sometimes calls me. Can I be the majorette?

night.owls.sb said...

mo I would be in Panic Mode right now if we got that much snow...

Oh boy!

♥LOVEY♥ said...

TY GOLDIE!!

Mo.... it's crazy eh..... truth be told, I didn't believe it when they said a storm was coming.

Maureen said...

no brownies for MEK, she is high enough already!!!

Kate Moss playing a tuba???? OMG, that is a hilarious picture! LOVEY, photoshop is calling you!

Zona said...

MO: I haven't been back to Ohio since I was 8 years old! Does this street name sound familiar, Shawnee Drive? I know you know Euclid.

LOVEY: ROFLMAO at your poor owl!!

Just_Lin said...

I've never lived anywhere where it snowed. I don't know if I would like it.

MEK in AZ said...

cpgem - LOL - Kate Moss - can't you see it...

Just Lin - yes, you can twirl your baton... (I used to do that too - but NOT for the marching band!)

night.owls.sb said...

Shirley Where are you? I just did the notes, you taught me...

♥LOVEY♥ said...

JustLin, are u gonna dress up and perform for Custard?

Maureen said...

JUST LIN you are thee Majorette!!

Hmmmm, what can I play...the radio!

goldie said...

MEK- when my youngest wanted to play an instrument in school he picked the tuba!! He was so skinny, people used to think his brother (the football player) ate all the groceries and we starved the other one. Well, here he was lugging that Tuba around.
Do you have any idea what a 5th grader practicing the tuba in your house sounds like??????????
Thankfully after a year he decided it wasn't for him.

MEK in AZ said...

WOW, MO got 18 inches!!! AND, she's complaining about it!! LOL

MEK in AZ said...

Goldie - my little brother learned the trombone - so YES, I know what those damn instruments sound like!!

night.owls.sb said...

just_lin Oh baton twirling is fun. I just hope you don't twirl during a march, as these owls are very pushy...and I am sure someone would get hit in the head with a baton!

Just_Lin said...

MEK In high school I was a flag twirler but in 7th and 8th grade, I was the one and only majorette of a city band. We were in alot of parades in different cities. I used to do cartwheels and other fancy stuff. Shoot, I'd kill myself if I tried that now but I can still march. :)

MEK in AZ said...

I have 7 emails to answer and we are almost ready to march already!!

CRAP!!!

♥LOVEY♥ said...

Zona Mek did it to me.. she blew me into the wind and I landed on a broke tree limb.....

Just_Lin said...

Mo got 18 inches? Wow, talk about a Whopper!

MEK in AZ said...

Just Lin - did you ever twirl the FIRE batons!! heck, you could use on of those during the march!!

I think we would ALL kill ourselves if we tried cartwheels today!!

night.owls.sb said...

mek Its ok you can go answer your mail...we will wait for you..

;O)

MEK in AZ said...

Lovey - your poor little owl!!!

Mr. MEK is asking me WTF is SO funny - if he only knew!!!

Just_Lin said...

MEK Gee, why don't you go answer your emails. We'll wait for you. Really. :)

MEK in AZ said...

LOL - nice try !!

night.owls.sb said...

If I ever did a cartwheel now. I would be hospitalized....

Just_Lin said...

Are you answering email?

Just_Lin said...

HUH?

Just_Lin said...

LOL

Just_Lin said...

Okay.

Just_Lin said...

Who's in?

goldie said...

Damn MO- I'm pretty sure that 18 inches would kill me. Your a better women than I!!

goldie said...

marching

Just_Lin said...

Where's my baton?

goldie said...

here we go

Just_Lin said...

300

MEK in AZ said...

300

MEK in AZ said...

300

MEK in AZ said...

300

goldie said...

????MEK????

MEK in AZ said...

300

MEK in AZ said...

300

Just_Lin said...

300

night.owls.sb said...

Ok..I am in marching position!

I have loveys hat on to protect my head from any baton flying objects...

:O)

Just_Lin said...

No fair!! I got FOADED!!! Crap!!!

Maureen said...

ZONA...Shawnee is 2 streets from my cousin off of Brainard Rd. How weird is that!

Do you mean Euclid or South Euclid? I know both areas, but I know South Euclid much better.

I grew up in Cleveland Heights

MEK in AZ said...

YES YES YES..
100, 200, now 300!!!

I can go answer my mail now!!!

LOL -
sorry - put I did get hit with that baton!!!

night.owls.sb said...

mek Congrats on 300 wtg...

Just_Lin said...

MEK did it again! You were supposed to go answer your mail, dammit!

goldie said...

apparently not hit hard enough with the baton.....

Maureen said...

JUST LIN...can you use the baton to do a Tanya Harding on MEK's wing? LOL

Just_Lin said...

My baton never hit you. It was the olive branch! LOL

♥LOVEY♥ said...

well they patched me up in EMERG
I was told to get a helmet to protect my head in the nest.

Just_Lin said...

My baton never hit you. It was the olive branch! LOL

MEK in AZ said...

Goldie - LOL -

night.owls.sb said...

I have to post tomorrow's blog..

Fun,tonite at the nest...

Thanks to all

I will say goodnite before I shut down...

:O)

MEK in AZ said...

Tanya Harding - LMAO!!! OMG..

Olive Branch!! LMAO ---

I am having a belly laugh!!

You guys are TOO much!!

night.owls.sb said...

goldie LOL....

MEK in AZ said...

Good nite, cpgem - thanks for the good laughs tonight..

sleep tight..

Just_Lin said...

That's interesting. I got posted twice with Lovey in the middle. Gee, Lovey, that must have roughed you up even more.

♥LOVEY♥ said...

Night Carol, thanks for the laughs xox

Maureen said...

good night CAROL. Tweet dreams!

Mary/MI said...

LOL owletts trying to steer MEK away from next march!!

Just_Lin said...

Good night Carol!

night.owls.sb said...

just_lin LOL....

night.owls.sb said...

Ok, I am really off to the dashboard of blogger...

bye!

♥LOVEY♥ said...

JustLin it did..... I have just purchased a metal helmet to wear for protection.

goldie said...

Good night Carol- HUGE HUGS for all the fun we have here. You are the best and thanks for doing what you do!!!

LMAO @ Tonya Harding!

I just found out that they released the SI issue of Brett 2 days early here in Madison- going to try to get some tomorrow- if not, I'll let you know if I still need you to go on the hunt MEK!!

Zona said...

MO: My dad grew up in Maple Heights and my mom mentioned Lyndhurst and Shawnee Drive. She always talked about Euclid..but I don't know which one. I have to get out her papers and figure this out. Oh, and I remember she worked at Halley (?) Brothers before starting at IBM.

Just_Lin said...

I wonder....is there a bobble head doll on the dashboard of blogger?

MEK in AZ said...

Okay - this is too funny - I just got three more emails and when the "signal" came thru - I figured it was ONE OF YOU!! just trying to mess with me!! LOL

Maureen said...

OMG, on MAD TV, they are doing the most hilarious parody of Grey's Anatomy and House. ROFLMFAO off!!!

goldie said...

Hey for whoever asked earlier--

Arizon and Hawaii are the only 2 states that don't do daylight savings.

MEK in AZ said...

Goldie - wow - how dare they release it early - hope you MARCH your way to the front of line and get on - let me know - I have it on my list of TO DO on Monday!!

MEK in AZ said...

I didn't realize that Hawaii didn't either..
does half of Indiana still NOT - that used to be confusing when my little brother was at IU..

♥LOVEY♥ said...

yes they did Goldie... I got the tubes today

iteach said...

Good night everyone!

You guys made me laugh tonight!

♥LOVEY♥ said...

I'm wearing his helmet..Lol

♥LOVEY♥ said...

Night nigh Iteach, happy dreams xox

Maureen said...

Bobble head on the dashboard!! Too funny!

ZONA...Halle Brothers. It was an upscale department store. And Mr. Jing-a-ling was there at Christmas. There was one at Severance Center...the first indoor mall. It was a 5 minute walk from my house. I worked in that mall. And my mom worked for Higbee's...the other department store that was at the opposite end of the mall as Halle's. I also worked for Higbees. At Severance, Randall Park Mall and Downtown. This is fun reminiscing! I think I already told you Maple Hts is pretty close to where I live now.

MEK in AZ said...

Lovey - that helmet is priceless!!

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goldie said...

MEK- I didn't know about it until the news tonight, so the things are probably all sold out already!

you got the SI today lovey?????? The helmut looks so, um, uh, well, um, great on you lovey!

Mary/MI said...

Goodnight Carol.

Myspacers, before I forget. Double check your privacy settings. I just found out today that mine wasn't set to private/friends only. I had a long lost niece send me a message. I answered her thinking she was another niece in "my friends".She answered back that she loved me forever too and that she was trying to turn her life around. She was into drugs,many men,welfare etc. Well I almost fell over! I checked and saw she wasn't on my friends list. Evidently she was looking up relatives. I have no clue how my privacy settings were changed! Double check gals!

goldie said...

helmut- bahhaha, I really am not as dumb as I seem some days...

night iteach!

MEK in AZ said...

OMG - I deleted a duplicate comment and it signed me out and it took FOREVER to get logged back in - kept NOT taking my password - too weird..

goldie said...

thanks mary

Zona said...

G'night ITEACH!! Sweet dreams!

MARY/MI: Thanks! Checking..

MEK in AZ said...

Nite, Iteach..

thanks Mary..

Goldie - crossing my fingers that you are successful

MEK in AZ said...

everybody ran to MYSPACE!!
LOL

MEK in AZ said...

350

Just_Lin said...

iteach Sweet dreams.

Lovey Love your helmet.

♥LOVEY♥ said...

Goldie no not the SI, I get the tubes of the photos in SI, it's a supply used in psp..hard to explain.....LOL, would u like to see the pics that are in SI of him?

goldie said...

YES I WOULD LOVEY

thanks MEK- but I am afraid I am going to need help with this mission... Sorry to ask the favor, but you did offer...

goldie said...

I think you were right, everyone went to Myspace- including me!

Mary/MI said...

Didn't mean to scare everyone LOL!!

MEK in AZ said...

Goldie - I am always up for a challenge - just hope I can come thru for you!!

AND - you guys are going to MISS ME - (maybe not) during those marches next week!!! heck, for 7 days!!

goldie said...

where is IBB- I know she is home now.... Brownies on the counter girlfriend!

goldie said...

you are going to be gone for 7 days?????? And no computer??
How will I live without you?

MEK in AZ said...

Goldie - I was just thinking the SAME thing - I saw her status on myspace - she better get her ass in here!!!!!!!!

MEK in AZ said...

Oh Goldie - I hear a song coming on!!! :-)

I am taking my computer, but I'm not sure if I will be able to "connect" - I'm staying at my little brother's MIL's house - so - we'll see -

I'm SO glad that someone will miss me!! :-)

Mary/MI said...

MEK~ Dam girl, we had to do without you while you were doing Tiger! 7 days! "MEL" withdrawls!! lol!!

Maureen said...

MEK...no computer for 7 days????????? WTF????????

Zona said...

LOVEY: Please let me get your owl some Neosporin..

GOLDIE: If MEK can't find the SI, I can have Mr. Z check out a couple places for you, let me know.

♥LOVEY♥ said...

ZONA lmaooooooo ok, ty, for caring about me.
I do have bandaids on but I could use some cream too

MEK in AZ said...

Mary - LOL - doing Tiger!!

MO - WTF - I KNOW!!!

I'm just a traveling fool!!

I know that our hotel on this tuesday and next tuesday has internet - it's the days in between...

:-(

goldie said...

Thank you Zona-I had half the country looking the last time he was on - and I finally got it from someone in Canada! Of course I was a few days late starting to look..
It is seriously like a treasure hunt, and some of my friends were relentless! (MEK)

DreamaTexas said...

Don't forget to spring forward tonight. We lose an hour of sleep but gain longer days.

goldie said...

ok, signing off ladies. I think its midnight now. Well not officially until 2am i guess that it springs forward. So anywho....night all!

♥LOVEY♥ said...

Are Goldie and Jodi the only Brett Favre fans in the nest?

MEK in AZ said...

Mr. MEK even got into the hunt - he was NOT going to give up!! it was really funny..

DreamaTexas said...

Mary/Mi
Mypsace has been wonky. I had 4 X's shown on my friends list so I deleted them and just now I realized that I accidently deleted 4 friends.

MEK in AZ said...

Goldie - good night - It's been a blast tonight.. thanks

♥LOVEY♥ said...

Night night Goldie, ty for the laughs xox

Zona said...

GOLDIE: G'night..I just told Mr. Z to pick up two copies just in case!

DreamaTexas said...

Zonababy
thanks for todays blog. Goodnight everyone.

♥LOVEY♥ said...

LMAO ty Zona it goes well with my Cadbury eggs that JustLin left me today

Maureen said...

GOLDIE good night dear. If ya still had the Palm Tree clock, you would have one more to set forward!!
tweet dreams!


DREAMA...hello!

Just_Lin said...

Good night Goldie

Good night Dreama

MEK in AZ said...

I am watching Trading Spaces - is this little guy on EVERY damn episode - his laugh drives me up the wall!!!!!!

MEK in AZ said...

Where is IBB?
Where is Tina?
Where is Jodi?
Where is Nowmercy?
Where is Dianne in Denver?
Where is everyone else that hasn't been here in awhile!!??

Don't they know we are about to march to 400!! LOL

♥LOVEY♥ said...

:oP

♥LOVEY♥ said...

LMAO that was just in case ya'll were there by the time that posted.

It doesn't matter I am prepared this march.

MEK in AZ said...

Lovey - are you sticking your tongue out at me?? (I'm getting the pout on now!!)

MEK in AZ said...

are you going to add BOOTS to your owl?

MEK in AZ said...

Just Lin is going to knock us over with her baton.. while she's beating us with the olive branch!!

♥LOVEY♥ said...

LOL @ boots, ya can hardly see my bootsy now

♥LOVEY♥ said...

Mek they are all hidin in the tree, ready to pounce.

Of course I wasn't (cough) stickin my tongue out at you, I can't it has a bandaid on it too.

MEK in AZ said...

That took FOREVER to post - I think I might be getting ready to get the old FOAD monster!! but - it would serve me right!! LOL

MEK in AZ said...

Lovey - ya right!! love you too!!
and YES, I think they ARE in the bushes!!!

MEK in AZ said...

This is taking forever to refresh!!

MEK in AZ said...

Now, Lovey has hidden also

MEK in AZ said...

come out come out whereever you are...

MEK in AZ said...

LOL - I KNOW you are out there..

MEK in AZ said...

This is really creepy!!
Tina - I see you!!!

MEK in AZ said...

Okay - I'm ready -
ducking

MEK in AZ said...

400

MEK in AZ said...

400

MEK in AZ said...

400

MEK in AZ said...

400

Zona said...

400??

MEK in AZ said...

400

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