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Saturday, March 8, 2008

Is this a Gift?


today our daily blog
is from zonababy
she has decided to share with
us her version of the uncomfortable gift

Is this a Gift?

by zonababy


While writing about my purple bread gift yesterday I began thinking about all the strange Christmas and Birthday gifts I have received over the years. There was one gift that was certainly more memorable than the rest.

When my husband and I moved to California from Arizona, we didn't have much money. We rented an apartment in a not so nice neighborhood and lived there for about six months. He found a much better job, and the first thing we did was look for a new apartment. The one we found was perfect for us. New complex, washer & dryer included and a FIREPLACE! Having lived in Arizona so long, I had never had a real honest to goodness wood burning fireplace..I was thrilled.

The first Christmas after we moved into our new place we gathered at Mr. Z's parents house on Christmas Day to open gifts. There were fifteen people there, so it was loud and confusion reigned. We decided to open one present at a time so everyone could see what others had gotten. About half an hour into the unwrapping, I picked up a really heavy gift. It was wrapped in shiny gold paper and tied with elaborate ribbons.

I excitedly began to tear the paper, and while everyone watched..I unwrapped...a Duraflame log. One Duraflame log. I looked at my husband blankly, and then looked at the person who gave it to us, an architect for the city of San Bernardino. He was smiling, "For your new fireplace!" This was no joke gift..it was for real! We thanked him, while everyone else hid smiles and laughter.

From that day on, everyone joked at every gathering where gifts were opened..."I wonder if you'll get a log?".

Have you ever gotten a gift like this? One that kinda just shocked you? I'd love to hear similar stories!!

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Tina~in_ut said...

400

MEK in AZ said...

I got the damn FOAD - right at 399

Tina~in_ut said...

yay Zona~ :)~

Zona said...

WOO HOO!!!!

MEK in AZ said...

Congrats ZONA - I KNEW you all were out there.. heck, I called you

See - Tina - saw you in the trees also..
too funny!!!

♥LOVEY♥ said...

:oP me me me

♥LOVEY♥ said...

crap so did I...my foad cherry has been officially popped

MEK in AZ said...

Gotta love that damn FOAD!!!

Okay - I have to get these cd's that I uploaded actually INTO the Ipod -

I'll be back a little later..

Tina~in_ut said...

lol mek~ just got home and realized you were on 389....started reading then it hit me....but not soon enuf~!!! I still have to read from about comment 75 to now~ :)

♥LOVEY♥ said...

LMAO MEK... I did see u talkin to yourself tho

MEK in AZ said...

Lovey - did you get FOAD also?? that is just NOT right!! oh well.

♥LOVEY♥ said...

and I wub u to pieces xoxox

Zona said...

MEK: YOU DID!!! I wasn't even paying much attention..

TINA!!!!

LOVEY: LOL! Geez I lost that forever ago...;)

MEK in AZ said...

Tina - LOL - it's like the light bulb comes on - OH CRAP - IT'S A MARCH!!!!!!! been there!!!

Tina~in_ut said...

hey....i want my cherry popped! :)~

♥LOVEY♥ said...

LOL ZONA

It was so fast I didn't even see Tina sneak in.

Tina~in_ut said...

MEK~ it's funny you say that....almost every lamp/light in the house has one light bulb out...and it's driving me crazy....but i guess not enuf to make me change any of them! :D

♥LOVEY♥ said...

I didn't like that poppin.
I don't like Mr Foad, he's no fun

Tina~in_ut said...

ZONA!!!!! I think we are on page 3!!!!!!!!!! THREE!!!!!!!

Lovey....where did your nun go? :D

MEK in AZ said...

Hey, here's a stupid question - does anyone have an IPOD Nano - the new little ones??

I need to know how to turn it off - I can pause it - but that isn't turning it off -

funny, huh?!! sad, too!!!

♥LOVEY♥ said...

CONGRATS ZONA ON 400!!!

♥LOVEY♥ said...

Tina she's over in the corner eating chocolate.

Zona said...

TINA: I think Lovey's nun got chocolate on her habit and had to put it in the wash. You wouldn't want to see a nekkid nun would you?

DreamaTexas said...

Hi Maureen. Goodnight Maureen.
Goodnight everyone again. :0)

Tina~in_ut said...

MEK~ don't have the nano....but on my iPod, you just hold one of the buttons down longer than usual...and it shuts off...just don't remember which one it is....but try them all! :)

MEK in AZ said...

FOAD - AGAIN......
this is really starting to suck

♥LOVEY♥ said...

she's incognito, cause it's Lovey's brownie time.

Zona said...

MEK: I don't even have a cell phone..sorry can't help here..

Tina~in_ut said...

Zona~ no nekkid nuns!!!!!

Lovey....she can't eat chocolate until sunday.....oh it is sunday over there, isn't it! :)

♥LOVEY♥ said...

yes Tina it is Sunday...
Chocolate is the only thing that shuts her up.. so I gave it to her early.

MEK in AZ said...

Tina - thanks - it's the bottom one that "pauses" it - but as soon as you touch anything is starts up - when I got it out of my purse tonight - it had been playing away - oh well......

the instructions were worthless -
:-)

I'm juicing it up for my trip..

♥LOVEY♥ said...

I mean, come on, with all the nutso voices in my head, and ya add a NUN to it too... no wonder I eat brownies by the truck loads

MEK in AZ said...

oh and trust me, Tina - I have tried them all - that's why I was hoping maybe someone here was smarter than me... ( I know ALL of you are smarter than me!!!)

♥LOVEY♥ said...

Mek take the batteries out, it will stop

Tina~in_ut said...

lol Lovey~ :D

MEK~ I just couldn't remember....yes...the pause button~

Tina~in_ut said...

Lovey~ back away from the chocolate~

MEK in AZ said...

All this talk about chocolate is making me HUNGRY - and I don't have any GOOD chocolate in this house!!!!!!!!!

how did that happen??!!

♥LOVEY♥ said...

Tina I did..the nuns piggin out on it all now.

Maureen said...

ZONA...400 hoot hoot!

TINA...hi HOney! How the hell are ya?????

LOVEY...if your habit is dirty, don't send it to TINA to launder!! She isn't too good with that!

Tina~in_ut said...

lol~ I got all my Girl Scout cookies today......not good....not good~

Zona said...

MO: Tina DOES have the cleanest washer in UT!

Tina~in_ut said...

MoHo~ don't be talkin' smack about my laundering habits~ At least it will eventually get done! :)~

♥LOVEY♥ said...

LMAO MO!!
She only pretends to do laundry...... we all know she's addicted to the ride on the washer.

Tina~in_ut said...
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♥LOVEY♥ said...

That's why it's always WATER no CLOTHES

MEK in AZ said...

It must not be girl scout time here - cuz I haven't seen ONE box anywhere - they usually assault you on the way in and out of the grocery store..

Zona said...

MEK: Mr. Z got some yesterday. Maybe they are working their way south??

Tina~in_ut said...

FOAD SUCKS!!!!!

Tina~in_ut said...

450

Mary/MI said...

MEK~ Athe very top of your ipod there should be a slider that says "hold". It keeps your ipod from turning on.

♥LOVEY♥ said...

I wonder how many pounds 200g of eggs is... cause that's what I ate today..

Please someone shoot me.

This chocolatefest is going to become an overdose.

Maureen said...

We need SHIRLEY to bake us some cookies.

♥LOVEY♥ said...

Mo u must get back to feeding us... PLEASSSSSE.

What did Lovey have for breaky today?
Cadbury mini eggs n coffee.
Lunch, same as above,
Dinner, same as above with a ham sandwich.

Tina~in_ut said...

(sing this) Lovey needs a 12 step program.....to get off chocolate~ :)

♥LOVEY♥ said...

Well, I'll be damned, I think my chocolatefest is over....
I just spotted cannolis

♥LOVEY♥ said...

you're right Tina...I do...
but I fall off the wagon at least once a year.
I need to find a knock out pill... to sleep thru that fall.

MEK in AZ said...

Mary - on a NANO - I thought that little switch was a lock of some kind that we aren't supposed to move.. LOL
and it's at the bottom - not the top..
I have the tiny nano

MEK in AZ said...

Lovey is going to OD on chocolate!!

Tina~in_ut said...

Lovey~ WALK AWAY FROM THE CANNOLIS!!!! actually....rrrruuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnn~

Maureen said...

LOVEY,...i just went to your page and i dont see any comments. is there something wrong with my computer?????? or did you hide your comments??????????

Maureen said...

TINA...HOw can you not like tirimisu??????????

♥LOVEY♥ said...

Mo, oh u had me scared there..
my comments are there, they are in the scroll box at the bottom of the page.

♥LOVEY♥ said...

they are right under the blinkie,
"Chocolate: a girls best friend" LMAO

Mary/MI said...

Lovey~ I have been having chocolate cravings too! I don't know how many times I almost grabbed a candy bar, at the gas station, grocery store,they even had choc. candies at Macys' at the counters!!

That reminds me. I was so mad today! The lazy girls at the cosmetic counters! I went to two large Dept stores. I wanted Night cream by Elizabeth Arden, not cheap shit. Both places had young clerks that were too busy talking to each other to see me. Finally one of them said "do you want something?" I said, not now, I've waited too long, and left! The other place I had waited 5 minutes. Some young customer showed up and they waited on her first! I left without my night cream. My face may suffer tonight LOL!!!

♥LOVEY♥ said...

Mary, I blame this damn snow.... it's making me crazy...chocolate crazy.

Maureen said...

LOVEY...i see them now. they weren't there a few minutes ago

♥LOVEY♥ said...

Tina the good thing about Cannolis .. I can only eat half :o) not a truck load

♥LOVEY♥ said...

rut roh MO, u have a puter spook

MEK in AZ said...

MO - I don't like tira- what ever - heck - I can't even spell it!!

Tina~in_ut said...

MoHO~ it's easy....i just don't like tirimisu~ It's nasty....and if I were at Olive Garden....I'd be taking home some Lemon Cream Cake anyway~ And how did you remember that? I didn't have it up for long~

Tina~in_ut said...

Mary~ you are still beautiful to me~ Cream or no cream! :)~

Maureen said...

LOVEY...can i have the other half? LOL!!

Mary/MI said...

Lovey~ I stopped at our VFW to drop off a bunch of pantry supplies I had bought. I sat at the bar and had one beer.. and 3 chocolate kisses & 4 mini choc. bars! They had a free candy basket on the counter!! E-GADS! Beer & choc. What was I thinking I tell you there are forces out there that are too strong for us LOL!!!

Maureen said...

i dont think i ever played late at night before...this is fun!

tirimisu is my FAVORITE dessert. yummmmmmmmo! I will have MEK's and TINA's!

Maureen said...

TINA...i remembered cuz you are my friend! awwwww ;)

Tina~in_ut said...

Mary~ I thought you said you were dropping off your pantie supplies~ :D

Tina~in_ut said...

lol MoHO~ I was having a dessert war with DeeDee~ She won~

whabbear said...

LOL@Mary! Gird your loins against the forces of evil and temptation! If you don't, beer and chocolate will overcome!

Just_Lin said...

No tirimisu for me. Give me some kind of chocolate decadence cake or molten lava cake. Oh, yeah.

♥LOVEY♥ said...

LMAO Mary, I agree!!
Sure u can MO ~((((((~

Just_Lin said...

I thought Mary was dropping off party supplies. Can none of us read right the first time?

Tina~in_ut said...

someone hand over the box of See's Candies~ Oh I love those~ with or without the beer! :)

Tina~in_ut said...

J/L~ I think we read what we want to read~ :)~

Just_Lin said...

I was sitting here eating Flaky Flix. You know they were gone for a while but brought back my popular demand.

♥LOVEY♥ said...

Mary you're a tough cookie...
Beer n chocolate.....ewwww I'm not that brave

whabbear said...

Anybody want to join me in popping Tina's cherry?

It's really easy, if you know how.

Just_Lin said...

Then I guess I want Mary to have a party. LOL

Maureen said...

I thought she was dropping off party suppositories!

JUST LIN...i'll take your tirimisu, too!!! I am such a frickin pig!! oink oink

Tina~in_ut said...

blushing.....and laughing....in ut~

Just_Lin said...

Let's have a party with chocolate cake and pinto beans.

MEK in AZ said...

I love some chocolate cake also.

And I read the Party supplies wrong also!! LOL

and - there is nothing wrong with chocolate and beer!!!

MEK in AZ said...

OMG 00 already

Just_Lin said...

Okay, cake, beans, and suppositories.

MEK in AZ said...

crap - i am going to miss it..

MEK in AZ said...

oh no, Mr. Bill

MEK in AZ said...

500 - here we come

MEK in AZ said...

500

Tina~in_ut said...

500

MEK in AZ said...

500

Tina~in_ut said...

500

Maureen said...

WHABBY...HI!! was it as good for you as it was for TINA?

♥LOVEY♥ said...

:oP

MEK in AZ said...

yes yes yes yes!!!

Just_Lin said...

The beans and suppositories might be counter-productive. LOL

Tina~in_ut said...

Freaking Mother of Pearl MEK!!!! you did it again~ Congrats~ :D

Maureen said...

MEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Just_Lin said...

MEK LOL @ Mr. Bill!

Shit, I was typing and you all were marching.

MEK in AZ said...

HECK, sorry Whabby - you came in in the middle of a trample..

I missed 400 cuz of Mr. Foad - sure glad I could make 500!!!

:-)

MEK in AZ said...

I am watching SNL right now..

♥LOVEY♥ said...

LMAO
I aint even tryin anymore, I get beat up and blown to the wind.... hand me another bandaid please.

MEK in AZ said...

NO beans for me - thank you- that just about grossed me out - well, it DID gross me out..

MEK in AZ said...

lovey - what happened to your helmet?

♥LOVEY♥ said...

it fell of in the last storm

♥LOVEY♥ said...

JustLin, thank u, I don't think I will eat again....
Your buffet has taken away ALL MY TASTE BUDS

Just_Lin said...

Lovey I think maybe you need a chest protector like a catcher wears.

MEK in AZ said...

okay - the IPOD is all loaded and ready to go.......

seems to be OFF - so we'll see !!

thanks for all your help with that one!! I sure do appreciate it..

whabbear said...

'weenie: I believe it was. Tina is taking a pregnancy test right now!

MEK in AZ said...

LOL at chest protector!!

MEK in AZ said...

Whabby works FAST!! :-)

♥LOVEY♥ said...

true JustLin, at least protect the chest, the heads already mush

Just_Lin said...

I don't get it about the pregnancy test. I'm lost.

Maureen said...

Talking about protection?
WHABBY and TINA...did you hear that? USE PROTECTION damn it!

♥LOVEY♥ said...

Ok bring it on, I'm ready now!

Mary/MI said...

I'm back, just changed all the clocks and tucked in Me Mary. I see a few of you need to go to the naughty mat!
Hi Whabbear I've missed you!

That was p-a-n-t-r-y
s-u-p-p-l-i-e-s !!

Maureen said...

LOVEY...ROFLMFAO!!! I snorted, too!

Mary/MI said...

I tucked in Mr Mary LOL!!

Mary/MI said...

Lovey you are hilarious!!!

Maureen said...

you gave Mr. Mary a tucs????
bwahahahaha

Tina~in_ut said...

Everything is okay....test came out negative~ :)~

Mary.....pantry...pantie...whatever~ :D

MEK in AZ said...

Lovey - that is great!!! You are TOO much!!! I love it..

HA HA - Zona and I don't have to change our clocks!!! LOL

MEK in AZ said...

Tina - I am SO happy it's negative - heck, we would have had our first Nest baby!!
:-)

Mary/MI said...

Tina... are you sure?....you LOOK preggie

Mary/MI said...

You know I meant your avatar LOL!!

MEK in AZ said...

I think I have all my emails answered...
I am off to bed.

thank you, everyone, for the wonderful marches..

ZOna - thanks again for the great blog -

I hope everyone has an excellent Sunday!!! :-)

♥LOVEY♥ said...

I musta sold my chest protector at the last nest sale cause I can't find it.

The gloves should work tho

Cover n duck

MEK in AZ said...

I should say First Owl to Owl baby!!

CG's grandbaby is our first!!

♥LOVEY♥ said...

Night night Mek happy dreams to u

Mary/MI said...

OK kids I'm off to bed. It is 9 degrees here bur-r-r-r-!

I imagine when I wake up my inner clock will be saying WTF!!!

Zona said...

NIGHT MEK! Thank YOU!!

LOVEY: LOL!! I'm waiting to see the shoulder pads..

Zona said...

Sweet dreams..keep warm MARY/MI!

Just_Lin said...

MEK and Mary Sweet dreams to you both.

Lovey I'll be sure not to march too close to you. LOL

♥LOVEY♥ said...

Night night Mary, happy dreams xox. don't let the beer n chocolate bite.

♥LOVEY♥ said...

JustLin & Zona...I wont get blown over in the march, I'll be too loaded down with equipment

♥LOVEY♥ said...

Mo u have a comment.... LMAO.. better look now cause I'm sure it will be a TOS violation and gone tomorrow.

♥LOVEY♥ said...

what, your approval first..LMAO...ok so maybe it wont get tosed

Zona said...

LOVEY: I got a TOV a couple days ago and the picture wasn't even bad. I don't know how 'they' decide what is what. Ok..I take back the shoulder pads..LOL!

♥LOVEY♥ said...

Oh my stars it's 3 a.m, I lost an hour somewhere.

♥LOVEY♥ said...

Zona, I have had so many toses..lol.
Usually any skin, and moving parts..LMAO

Maureen said...

LOVEY!!! OMFG! I am so not posting that comment!!!!!! ROFLMAO!
I'm surprised you didn't make it spewing chocolate!! bwahahaha

♥LOVEY♥ said...

Did u get an updated Terms of Service report from Tom in your mail?

♥LOVEY♥ said...

ROFLMAO MO....
If I had made that one, you can bet it would have been chocolate.... a friend made it...

♥LOVEY♥ said...

How many days JustLin???

Maureen said...

TINA...thank you for your comment! That one I posted...after I licked the screen!!! j/k

Maureen said...

LOVEY, maybe you should send it to WHABBY!!

And yes, I got that letter from Tom. I didnt even read it...just trashed it!

♥LOVEY♥ said...

LOL send it Mo...

That's good to know Mo, I was beginning to think it was just Canadian myspace that got it.

Maureen said...

WHABBY...friend request me!! I have a comment from LOVEY for you!

Tina~in_ut said...

Okay Lovey...now I'm curious...send it to me please~ :)~

Maureen said...

TINA...you've got a message

Tina~in_ut said...

Oh Dear Lord! I want one! NOW!!!!~

♥LOVEY♥ said...

LMAO once I drop it off Mo, it's your comment

Maureen said...

Goodnight if anyone is still around.
It was a blast playing in the nest with y'all! (hey where are Joey and Ronnie?)
See ya tomorrow

{{{{hugs}}}}

♥LOVEY♥ said...

Night Night MO, happy dreams, and thanks for the laughs xox

♥LOVEY♥ said...

Tina did Mo send it to u?

♥LOVEY♥ said...

Hellooooooooooo is there any OWLS in the nest??

Tina~in_ut said...

Sorry Lovey~ YES!!! She sent it~ I likey~....or I licky~ :)~

Goodnight MoHO~ :D

♥LOVEY♥ said...

Well Owls this has been a blast... I love the night Owls!!
I must go catch some z's now.

Happy dreams to everyone.
Have a super Sunday!!
Lots of Love n Hugs, ♥xox♥

Tina~in_ut said...

Good Night Lovely Lovey~ :)

Just_Lin said...

Good night everyone. It's been fun.

Only 13 days until I go "home" and only 15 days until Custard gets their too. I was going to say "until Custard comes" but I knew you wouldn't let that pass.

Just_Lin said...

I do know the difference between "there" and "their". I'm just tired and not paying attention very well.

Tina~in_ut said...

J/L~ oh...it's 15 days til Custard comes!!!! :)~ Good Night~

Zona said...

Goodnight J/Lin!!

Zona said...

Night LOVEY!!!

Zona said...

NIGHT MO!!

Zona said...

I have a perfectly good picture of Hugh Grant that could be 575..so I'm gonna go ahead and post it!

Tina~in_ut said...

Oh Good Lord~ I can't allow that "arrested for soliciting person" to be last....so I'm posting~ :)~

Jodi said...

Oh good God......576 comments......isn't that being a bit "tedious"?!!? LOL!!

Good morning Owlettes!!!

Zona said...

Last one awake wins...so here's HUGH GRANT!!!

Zona said...

And just for TINA....

Zona said...

Good night...morning everyone!

Zona said...

JODI! I couldn't go to sleep without saying hello to you!! :)
SWAK!

scirish said...

Morning Owls!

Ya'll were in rare form last night! Thanks for the AM giggles..

Coffee (and tea) are on..
Donuts on the counter..

Off to get gussied up...a friend from Baltimore is visiting today and I'm an hour behind (damn clocks!). 'Course it woulda helped if I didn't just HAVE to read all yesterdays comments.

Happy Sunday!

Birdee said...

Good Morning Hooters!!!

I've been busy painting my bedroom!
But I don't think I like the color!
I did not pick it out. Hubby did!
Ugh!!!!!!!!!!

Look's like you all had a blast last night. Sorry I missed it.

I tried to read some posts, but ws so sore and tired, I just went to the hot shower and the couch!

Jodi, Thanks, Nice to read you like my "wicked" sense of humor! Sometime's I worry tht I may have gone too far! ha! When at home and I'm very sore and cranky I think I can.
Zona, Mo, Carol, Tink, EBJ, Lovey, Oh, the Whole Damn bunch of ya!!!
You make me Laugh!! And you all are so Damn Sweet!
As I told Joey a few day's ago...I love ya all..Like I do my favorite pair of underwear!! You Owl's are just so comfy to be around!!

I'm going to TRY and read some more, so when I get a chance to fly in, I can join in on the jokes and the Love!!!
But, I have so much to do today and daughter's car broke down again, so I have to take her mine. I think she needs some major repair done. Not fun!

Mo, Sorry you and other's in your area are getting hit with more snow! So far, we haven't gotten anymore..even though they keep saying we will be. It's almost gone here. Sun has been coming out more, for longer period's and it's melting pretty good. Keeping my finger's crossed, it stay's that way.

Carol!!!! I do not burn steak!! ha! Although I should, since some of you like to Roast Chickenowl!!!! It's only Fair!! Right? Right!

Well, I better get my ass in gear! I just wanted to say HI!! and I Miss You All!!
Anybody want to Help me Paint!!!!!!????????
xoxoxoxox
((((((((Hugs)))))))))

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